ChiLD TrAFfIcEr YoInKs bAbY oFf MoThErS FuCkInG BaCk
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  • 1519 points canteen_boy

    Weighing baby animals seems like the world’s most adorably frustrating task

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    337 points JaclynMeOff

    I love watching the videos of the baby pandas making zoo keepers lives living hells because part of me wants to be the zoo keeper SO. BAD. but then I find it humorous because I also know I’d be completely over it by like day 3 MAX

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    89 points JustHereForCookies17

    They don't get paid much, either.  

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    12 points Not-A-Lonely-Potato

    That's one of the reasons I ultimately decided not to go into it; plus you gotta start at the bottom and work your way up to being able to handle animals, which my impatient butt wouldn't have been able to stand. Kudos to the people who do it for the love of animals!

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    230 points Test4Echooo

    There’s one of a penguin getting weighed that pops up with some regularity here. I watch it every time lol.

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  • 417 points manolodawd

    So evil, he's probably weighting it for christmas supper

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    93 points dudeAwEsome101

    1 bowl of Kuala.  ✔️

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    22 points sonic_couth

    …and then what?!

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    17 points dwoo888

    Follow the recipe my guy.

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    10 points Tichrom

    Now draw the rest of the owl

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    3 points cedriceent

    Eat one bowl of koala

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    3 points sonic_couth

    I was really hoping for a recipe but it’s good advice regardless

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    4 points FacelessOldWoman1234

    You fold it in. FOLD IT IN.

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    8 points Specificity

    pina koalas lol courtesy of zootopia 2

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    6 points therearesomebirds

    I love koalas, but I can never eat a whole one myself. :(

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  • 565 points Both-Revenue-4557

    Mama is like o_0 wyd to my kid

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    236 points Basketspank

    Not a thought to speak off.

    Head empty.

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    104 points MisterEinc

    Their brains are smoother than a chicken cutlet.

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    109 points big_bufo

    Mama doesn’t look like she’s thinking at all

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    117 points magistrate101

    Nah, she climbed down a bit to check it out. She obviously had at least one thought.

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    44 points QueenOfNZ

    The thought: “wot?”

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    15 points Kawa11Turtle

    Zamboni’d brains

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    25 points LetterheadUpper2523

    O.O

    the bebe...

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  • 177 points TheMagicalLawnGnome

    UNHAND ME YOU RAPSCALLION! YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY SOLICITOR, POST HASTE!

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    90 points Jam_Sees

    WhAt'S ThE ChArGe! ChiLLiNg WiTh My SuCcUlEnT Mom!

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    28 points riftshioku

    Oedipus has entered the chat

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    8 points Zomgzombehz

    I see you know your Freud well, sir!

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    1 points eyefartinelevators

    That koala touched my stuffie

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  • 64 points DV-13

    Straight into a soup bowl!!!

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  • 163 points Zomgzombehz

    Loud, smelly, cute ball of chlamydia.

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    32 points ExpertRaccoon

    pretty sure this is actual footage from the John Oliver chlamydia ward

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  • 38 points TonyStrayVideo

    innOCEnt ChIlD FORCeD to loSe Weight uNNEcisArILY beCAUSE SOme IDIOT DIDNT Tare the SCale FOr The PLusHIE

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    12 points waffel_eld

    nah, die scale starts at negative 181 bevor the chlamydia ball is dropped into the bowl

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  • 16 points SockCucker3000

    This is a music box variation of a Studio Ghibli song. I can't recall the specific song nor even the movie, but it is Studio Ghibli.

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    16 points tisto2

    Kiki's Delivery Service ending song

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    9 points HopelessRespawner

    That explains why it was comforting/nostalgic.

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  • 14 points Grawlix84

    gasp and they made koala stew?!

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  • 20 points kpeng2

    poor thing, he is so scared

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  • 7 points asilkon

    I have never seen such abuse!

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  • 55 points good-boi-Morado

    Adorable
    But I couldn’t help thinking…

    They have the weight of baby and momma combined
    Why not just take baby off for a quick sec and subtract for the difference?

    Baby does look cute in the bowl though

    Edit 1: Maybe the scales have different limits?
    Like one is to tenths and the other to hundredths of a unit?

    Edit 2: Clarity

    Step 1 - Place momma and baby on Scale 1 (It’s under the original tree).
    Step 2 - Get measurement.
    Step 3 - Take baby off.
    Step 4 - Get measurement of just momma.
    Step 5 - Give baby back.
    Step 6 - Subtract measurement of just momma (the second figure) from the measurement of momma and baby (the first figure).
    Step 7 - Now have measurement of only baby.

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    105 points Jam_Sees

    It'S aBoUt SeNdInG a MeSsAgE!

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    15 points good-boi-Morado

    UsiNg tHe baBies???
    What a cruel cruel world

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    55 points Kylynara

    Possibly it's also about getting baby used to chilling on the scale for a bit, because they expect it to live in captivity.

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    1 points good-boi-Morado

    Word! I can see that.

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    13 points BrianOfAllThings

    It’s probably easier to pry the baby off than the momma, her grip is probably stronger.

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    -8 points good-boi-Morado

    To clarify what I mean:

    Step 1: Place momma and baby on scale 1 (it’s under the original tree).
    Step 2: Get measurement.
    Step 3: Take baby off.
    Step 4 : Get measurement of just momma.
    Step 5: Give baby back.
    Step 6: Subtract measurement of just momma (the second figure) from the measurement of momma and baby (the first figure).
    Step 7: Now have measurement of only baby.

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    18 points CapnNayBeard

    How is this easier? You're still taking the baby away, which is the original problem.

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    -2 points good-boi-Morado

    This way baby is off mom and handled for far less time

    But someone did point out that since they live in captivity that might be good for acclimation and handling as adults

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    2 points DonkeyFordhater

    May be the professional handler knows a bit more than yourself

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    10 points good-boi-Morado

    Can people not ask questions and be curious?
    Jesus

    Like I asked because I don’t know lol

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    7 points PrettyOddish

    Some people are convinced that every questions is somehow a challenge. Keep being curious! We need more of that in the world.

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    5 points mymemesnow

    But why would you?

    That’s more steps, not easier, larger possible error and you still need to keep the two separated.

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    9 points pretty_jimmy

    When you set up everything you turn on the scale, place the bowl and the stuffy on the scale, then press a button thay essentially resets the scale. You can then do what happened here and the stuffy won't be taken into account.

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    2 points good-boi-Morado

    The stuffy wasn’t mentioned and isn’t the question.
    I know they can zero the scale and negate the stuffy weight.

    The second scale is an extra step when you already have figures from the first scale to work with.
    (There is a scale under the tree with mamma)

    And the extra step may stress baby out more but I can’t say for sure.

    But then I thought about the scales and the second may provide more precise data than the first.

    Edit: Clarity

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    7 points spinningpeanut

    There's a reason you don't do this. Scales are sensitive equipment, leaving a weight on them will damage the springs and render you incapable of using the scales for anything else. Avian vets do something like this often with pvc pipe perches, lightweight and not made of wood, wrapped in self adhesive tape, the bird can stand on the perch and behave or the perch goes away in favor of a clear box with a lid on it. If you use a heavy piece of wood on what appears to be a large package scale, good for measuring grams as well as pounds, then you will break it. You as a human cannot stand on the scale. This is also why they don't want you standing on the scales at the checked baggage counter at the airport, an adult constantly leaning on the scale will break it. The proposition you introduced does not work because of how scales work. Plus at that point you've put several hundred dollars into a scale only used for a koala that is going to break in a matter of months so....

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    -3 points good-boi-Morado

    ??
    Username tracks

    Edit: Like, why are you bringing humans standing on a package scale into this? I’m confused.

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    7 points spinningpeanut

    Because those scales are designed with luggage parameters in mind, not humans.

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    5 points Divided_multiplyer

    I'd guess the second scale has higher precision (can measure smaller weights).

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    2 points good-boi-Morado

    Agreed
    Thought about that after I originally commented

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    2 points wrymoss

    Assuming it is a scale under the tree, having the baby off is a useful time to do a quick check up on the baby.

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  • 13 points Horrison2

    So clingy

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  • 5 points butter4dippin

    That thing looks so stressed.. that stuffed animal is t fooling it at all

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  • 3 points Fifth_Wall0666

    nooo

    i will have my revenge...

    ...later

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  • 3 points Bearded_Guardian

    Oh LAWD she comin’

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  • 3 points rorschach2

    I feel cheated. I have that bowl, but mine didn't come with a baby koala.

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  • 7 points Empyrealist

    That gringo stole my baby!

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  • 3 points PRwookie

    Mom are you going to help?

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    1 points chita875andU

    Hold yer horses. I'm coming, I'm coming. JFK, every goddamned week with these humans...

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    1 points PRwookie

    That's funny

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  • 3 points Bliindmaiiden

    Poor thing is terrified 😭

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  • 2 points Harleye

    When that baby grows up, rest assured...he will have his revenge.

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  • 2 points FireLady_CH

    Someone call squishmallow marketing - there's a killing to be made

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  • 2 points Ksh_667

    Mom is supremely unbothered lol

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    3 points Jam_Sees

    "If he dies, he dies!" 

    • Koala Mama probably 
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  • 2 points UnjustlyBannd

    I know that koalas are dumb AF but this is cute.

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  • 2 points ElBrunasso

    Aren't koalas very aggresive?

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  • 2 points Kayville

    Thats what all tRafFiCkErS do, lure you with toys and weigh you in bowls. Sickens me.

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  • 2 points la_bruja_del_84

    I can't tell if the mother is baffled or relieved because she needed a break.

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  • 2 points Ysrw

    His little grabby hands 😭

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  • 2 points Popal24

    Does the kid already have koala Chlamydia?

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  • 1 points Iceologer_gang

    Wala noooooooo 😭

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  • 1 points Easy-Concentrate2636

    They gave the baby a fake mommy! Boo boo! Hiss hiss.

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  • 1 points lisalisasensei

    What is this song. Can someone tell me?

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    2 points tisto2

    Kiki's Delivery Service ending song

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    2 points lisalisasensei

    Ahh! Thank you. I knew I had heard it but I couldn't place it.

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  • 1 points FillCapable672

    You had me at child trafficker yoinks

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  • 1 points lonelypurplerose

    The little guy grabbing onto his arms is so cute

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