The recent investigations make a ton of sense if the FBI is outsourcing their investigating to AI
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  • 95 points AbsolutlelyRelative

    Great, now were having hallucinatory investigations.

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    24 points Z0idberg_MD

    Trump administration: perfect

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    16 points dewey-defeats-truman

    It's the perfect cover for them to arrest people without actual grounds. They can now claim their AI hallucinated probable cause.

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  • 90 points TheBigMoogy

    Just a soft announcement that Palantir is running the show from now on.

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    27 points Faithlessness_Slight

    Makes sense. They were the ones to steal.the election.

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    8 points ChickenCasagrande

    This.

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  • 69 points ironangel2k4

    Oh my fucking god. We're going to spend millions in taxpayer money investigating AI hallucinations.

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    15 points bbbbbbbbbblah

    and billions in settlements for the eventual lawsuits.

    it'll make the British post office scandal look like a minor screwup. not that "AI" was used there, but the belief that the computer can not possibly be wrong

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  • 29 points Zealousideal-Fun3917

    So anyways, can it solve the mystery of who shit in kash's pants?

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    10 points thecaninfrance

    I heard an underground group of radical leftist was planning on shitting Kash Patel's pants. 

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    16 points haikusbot

    So anyways, can

    It solve the mystery if

    Who shit in kash's pants?

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    3 points okokokoyeahright

    good bot.

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  • 18 points death_by_chocolate

    You can tell how much Kash relishes all that 'OpSec' jargon haha. By the way, Kash, Bongino's gone. Nobody told you?

    Enjoy it while it lasts you idiot.

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  • 17 points MechaSandstar

    To be mildly fair to them, Artificial intelligence is the only kind of intelligence this administration has.

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  • 15 points Cast_Iron_Skillet

    Didn't Dan bongino step down before this?

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  • 7 points Thesheriffisnearer

    It's like if minority report used robots instead of dreamers

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    6 points ironangel2k4

    Really stupid robots who imagine the data they make predictions based on.

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  • 6 points MesqTex

    Really looking forward to a complete rewrite and installation of new computing systems to wipe out the root access that the bad actors have achieved under this administration.

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    3 points MrVeazey

    Might as well go open source while we're at it. It's inherently more secure than anything based on the idea of security through obscurity.

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    2 points MesqTex

    I just want to rid the tentacles of Musk, Thiel, and the other Kleptocratic elites, Ellison, the Oracle cunt, from my dataset.

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    2 points MrVeazey

    Me, too. I just figured we might as well make it harder for anyone to ever do anything like this again while we're at it.

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  • 6 points Provolone10

    What could possibly go wrong?

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  • 5 points thatirishguyyyyy

    So... more Palantir shit. 

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  • 7 points JamCliche

    What's the over/under on whether he wrote this with AI and replaced the em-dash?

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    4 points brickne3

    He probably put "don't use em dashes" in the prompt.

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  • 3 points LivingIndependence

    Ka$h Patel better tread lightly. Someday that AI tech will replace even his job.

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  • 2 points bigkoi

    My wife said the same thing when they caught the Jan 6th bomber. Patel is bragging about all the work but it was probably AI advancements that enabled finding a suspects. They pretty much ran AI across the datasets to find the correlations to whom could have been the suspect.

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    1 points MrVeazey

    That guy definitely wears a women's medium jacket.

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  • 1 points GrumpyMcGillicuddy

    Translation: we signed Palantir

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