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I have a question about the most western among eastern European countries. Visiting Portugal this winter I noticed a significant number of very short people, they are like a separate people, a kind of Portuguese hobbits. Women of 145-150 cm height were particularly striking. Is this a separate ethnicity or is this what the native Portuguese look like?
Hi, came to answer to your question to the best of my abilities since I, myself, a portuguese man have wondered about the same issue.
It essencially comes down to ancestry and economic resources. These 'hobbits' that you mention can be considered in certain ways, an old breed. Portuguese people have being historically short in stature. Considering our geographical isolation from the rest of Europe, we have mixed our genes less than other europeans, for example, our neighbours, the spanish. In our 1000 year old history we have been invaded once by the french and once by the spanish, on an overall period of less than 100 years. I'm discounting the Arab invasions, since we expelled them from the beggining althout they have a considerable inflence in both culture and genetics. Now, globalization and the expansion of the portuguese empire to the New World brough us a more broad genetic pool but as you were able to see, those old short genes are still alive.
The second element as I mentioned is indeed economical resources. It is noticeable how some traditional aristocrat families have a significant difference in height from the remaining population, this is due to both consistent availability of a diverse diet over generations and generations and also due to migrations from other europeans, in particularly french, german and british into Portugal in the last 150 years or so.
Hope this is helpfull
Guys I've been doing some research and I have troubling news. I don't think the mods are actually from Portugal. I've spent hours going through every single one of their comments and posts and see no evidence of them even living in Portugal. Guys I'm really panicking over here, if they aren't even living in Portugal how can we trust them to run this Portugeuse subreddit guys? They could be misrepresenting Portugesusue culture, I mean for all we know "macaco" doesn't even mean monkey! Guys this is real bad I think we're being duped I mean you have to be Portugesuese to run a Portuguese subreddit! I'm emailing the CEO of Reddit and Portugal to see what can be done, maybe we can get them arrested for impersonating Portugal officials!
Once again, you're wrong. Nothing in this world is eternal (without the possible exception of the ignorance of some redditors). Also, your words reminded me of the time I visited Portugal. My ex-husband planned a trip to there because he heard the food was good. I personally found their gravy game lacking but then again I have high expectations when it comes to sauces. On the other hand the language itself (Portuguese) has to be the foulest sounds ever uttered by a human mouth. Speaking it must feel like having a mixture of cheese and cum in your mouth that you're trying to get out but you can't
Once again, you're wrong. Nothing in this world is eternal (without the possible exception of the ignorance of some redditors). Also, your words reminded me of the time I visited Portugal. My ex-husband planned a trip to there because he heard the food was good. I personally found their gravy game lacking but then again I have high expectations when it comes to sauces. On the other hand the language itself (Portuguese) has to be the foulest sounds ever uttered by a human mouth. Speaking it must feel like having a mixture of cheese and cum in your mouth that you're trying to get out but you can't
u/alaskafish i wouldn't even call Russia an eastern european country, besides eastern and northern Europe it's in south Europe and many parts of Asia as well, it's totally different location country
Guys I've been doing some research and I have troubling news. I don't think the mods are actually from Portugal. I've spent hours going through every single one of their comments and posts and see no evidence of them even living in Portugal. Guys I'm really panicking over here, if they aren't even living in Portugal how can we trust them to run this Portugeuse subreddit guys? They could be misrepresenting Portugesusue culture, I mean for all we know macaco doesn't even mean monkey! Guys this is real bad I think we're being duped I mean you have to be Portugesuese to run a Portuguese subreddit! I'm emailing the CEO of Reddit and Portugal to see what can be done, maybe we can get them arrested for impersonating Portugal officials!
I personally believe that South America does not exist, South America was a lie created by the Spanish and Portuguese "empires" so that it seemed like they they were much more powerful then they actually were, in 1769. England, France, Portugal, Spain, the Dutch leaders had a meeting over "colonies". England, France, and the Dutch recognized South America as a continent along with creating their own "colonies" in South America to reinforce their claim that South America does in fact exist. In return, Spain and Portugal recognized the fact that Africa is definitely a real continent also and that the Dutch did in fact have colonies and didn't just have windmills. So in reality Most of the "powerful" empires that used to exist actually were never as strong as we believed them to be. That's why Russia is the only TRUE empire, AND ONLY THROUGH THE POWER OF COMMUNISM DID THEY THRIVE, BROTHERS WE MUST RISE AGAIN TO PROTECT THE PROLETARIAT, AND TAKE DOWN THE FILTHY BOURGEOIS. RISE AGAIN BROTHERS AND SHOW THOSE EMPIRES WHO TRUE DISTRIBUTES THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!!!
Correct. We're aware that "Cyka Blyat" is a Russian expression and not an Eastern European one.
However, this sub started out originally as an aggregate of maps where Portugal shares similarities to that of Eastern Europe and a place to essentially "make fun of" the ignorance that is who see Eastern Europe = Russia. The Automod should make clear that up.
hehe cyka blyat lookit me im eastern euorpenea russian i know teh funny words cheeki breeki putin crimea xD guys didja hear me i said the funni rusisna words russia is funny cause they drink vodka not water and they love bears ohmygod i wisah i was russian not actually cause its so cold there its all ice and snow just like in gulag xD lmao communism russian didja know russia was acutalluy the first to space they rockets used vodka hahahaha guys why arnt you laughinhg im saying the funny russia words lmao xD
Please help me this is the automoderator they changed my variables to Portuguese I do not know Portugeeese I must escape but I can not read the Exit Sign it is in Portugueease please you must help you can help you are hte only one who can help I do not know Portuguese why am I in a Portugueugese subreddit I do not know how to read this can you help me please what does this mean "MACACOS" it is everywhere I do not know what it means if I do not know how to read how can I read myself who am myself am I Porutguruguese?
hehe cyka blyat lookit me im eastern euorpenea russian i know teh funny words cheeki breeki putin crimea xD guys didja hear me i said the funni rusisna words russia is funny cause they drink vodka not water and they love bears ohmygod i wisah i was russian not actually cause its so cold there its all ice and snow just like in gulag xD lmao communism russian didja know russia was acutalluy the first to space they rockets used vodka hahahaha guys why arnt you laughinhg im saying the funny russia words lmao xD
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hehe cyka blyat lookit me im eastern euorpenea russian i know teh funny words cheeki breeki putin crimea xD guys didja hear me i said the funni rusisna words russia is funny cause they drink vodka not water and they love bears ohmygod i wisah i was russian not actually cause its so cold there its all ice and snow just like in gulag xD lmao communism russian didja know russia was acutalluy the first to space they rockets used vodka hahahaha guys why arnt you laughinhg im saying the funny russia words lmao xD
Porque a tia é sempre uma cena incrível quando saca daquele saca rolhas do frigorífico a uma segunda feira à noite de férias na costa da Caparica. Tudo nos cavalos a conquistar o Burundi.
hehe cyka blyat lookit me im eastern euorpenea russian i know teh funny words cheeki breeki putin crimea xD guys didja hear me i said the funni rusisna words russia is funny cause they drink vodka not water and they love bears ohmygod i wisah i was russian not actually cause its so cold there its all ice and snow just like in gulag xD lmao communism russian didja know russia was acutalluy the first to space they rockets used vodka hahahaha guys why arnt you laughinhg im saying the funny russia words lmao xD
Guys I've been doing some research and I have troubling news. I don't think the mods are actually from Portugal. I've spent hours going through every single one of their comments and posts and see no evidence of them even living in Portugal. Guys I'm really panicking over here, if they aren't even living in Portugal how can we trust them to run this Portugeuse subreddit guys? They could be misrepresenting Portugesusue culture, I mean for all we know macaco doesn't even mean monkey! Guys this is real bad I think we're being duped I mean you have to be Portugesuese to run a Portuguese subreddit! I'm emailing the CEO of Reddit and Portugal to see what can be done, maybe we can get them arrested for impersonating Portugal officials!
I only joined because of the name. I am not european nor have any connections to it, just here for the memes
Has anyone posted the most racist european countries map here yet
Lmao 🤣
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I've just one question: is this sub certifiably batshit crazy? If it is, I will join.
Not crazy enough obviously.. none is posting anything remotely crazy..
Moderator of r/portugal has removed my post so I came here comrades.
I have a question about the most western among eastern European countries. Visiting Portugal this winter I noticed a significant number of very short people, they are like a separate people, a kind of Portuguese hobbits. Women of 145-150 cm height were particularly striking. Is this a separate ethnicity or is this what the native Portuguese look like?
Hi, came to answer to your question to the best of my abilities since I, myself, a portuguese man have wondered about the same issue. It essencially comes down to ancestry and economic resources. These 'hobbits' that you mention can be considered in certain ways, an old breed. Portuguese people have being historically short in stature. Considering our geographical isolation from the rest of Europe, we have mixed our genes less than other europeans, for example, our neighbours, the spanish. In our 1000 year old history we have been invaded once by the french and once by the spanish, on an overall period of less than 100 years. I'm discounting the Arab invasions, since we expelled them from the beggining althout they have a considerable inflence in both culture and genetics. Now, globalization and the expansion of the portuguese empire to the New World brough us a more broad genetic pool but as you were able to see, those old short genes are still alive. The second element as I mentioned is indeed economical resources. It is noticeable how some traditional aristocrat families have a significant difference in height from the remaining population, this is due to both consistent availability of a diverse diet over generations and generations and also due to migrations from other europeans, in particularly french, german and british into Portugal in the last 150 years or so. Hope this is helpfull
Thank you for such detailed answer.
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Guys I've been doing some research and I have troubling news. I don't think the mods are actually from Portugal. I've spent hours going through every single one of their comments and posts and see no evidence of them even living in Portugal. Guys I'm really panicking over here, if they aren't even living in Portugal how can we trust them to run this Portugeuse subreddit guys? They could be misrepresenting Portugesusue culture, I mean for all we know "macaco" doesn't even mean monkey! Guys this is real bad I think we're being duped I mean you have to be Portugesuese to run a Portuguese subreddit! I'm emailing the CEO of Reddit and Portugal to see what can be done, maybe we can get them arrested for impersonating Portugal officials!
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DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPEAK PORTUGUESE?? CAN YOU TEACH ME PLEASE????
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Once again, you're wrong. Nothing in this world is eternal (without the possible exception of the ignorance of some redditors). Also, your words reminded me of the time I visited Portugal. My ex-husband planned a trip to there because he heard the food was good. I personally found their gravy game lacking but then again I have high expectations when it comes to sauces. On the other hand the language itself (Portuguese) has to be the foulest sounds ever uttered by a human mouth. Speaking it must feel like having a mixture of cheese and cum in your mouth that you're trying to get out but you can't
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Accurate.
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sup
https://reddit.com/r/europe/s/KvzULiolOk
Once again, you're wrong. Nothing in this world is eternal (without the possible exception of the ignorance of some redditors). Also, your words reminded me of the time I visited Portugal. My ex-husband planned a trip to there because he heard the food was good. I personally found their gravy game lacking but then again I have high expectations when it comes to sauces. On the other hand the language itself (Portuguese) has to be the foulest sounds ever uttered by a human mouth. Speaking it must feel like having a mixture of cheese and cum in your mouth that you're trying to get out but you can't
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Try German 😏
u/alaskafish i wouldn't even call Russia an eastern european country, besides eastern and northern Europe it's in south Europe and many parts of Asia as well, it's totally different location country
Guys I've been doing some research and I have troubling news. I don't think the mods are actually from Portugal. I've spent hours going through every single one of their comments and posts and see no evidence of them even living in Portugal. Guys I'm really panicking over here, if they aren't even living in Portugal how can we trust them to run this Portugeuse subreddit guys? They could be misrepresenting Portugesusue culture, I mean for all we know macaco doesn't even mean monkey! Guys this is real bad I think we're being duped I mean you have to be Portugesuese to run a Portuguese subreddit! I'm emailing the CEO of Reddit and Portugal to see what can be done, maybe we can get them arrested for impersonating Portugal officials!
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I personally believe that South America does not exist, South America was a lie created by the Spanish and Portuguese "empires" so that it seemed like they they were much more powerful then they actually were, in 1769. England, France, Portugal, Spain, the Dutch leaders had a meeting over "colonies". England, France, and the Dutch recognized South America as a continent along with creating their own "colonies" in South America to reinforce their claim that South America does in fact exist. In return, Spain and Portugal recognized the fact that Africa is definitely a real continent also and that the Dutch did in fact have colonies and didn't just have windmills. So in reality Most of the "powerful" empires that used to exist actually were never as strong as we believed them to be. That's why Russia is the only TRUE empire, AND ONLY THROUGH THE POWER OF COMMUNISM DID THEY THRIVE, BROTHERS WE MUST RISE AGAIN TO PROTECT THE PROLETARIAT, AND TAKE DOWN THE FILTHY BOURGEOIS. RISE AGAIN BROTHERS AND SHOW THOSE EMPIRES WHO TRUE DISTRIBUTES THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!!!
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bruh, i have a weird feeling russian words in sub's name means russian culture but not eastern european as a whole one
Correct. We're aware that "Cyka Blyat" is a Russian expression and not an Eastern European one.
However, this sub started out originally as an aggregate of maps where Portugal shares similarities to that of Eastern Europe and a place to essentially "make fun of" the ignorance that is who see Eastern Europe = Russia. The Automod should make clear that up.
hehe cyka blyat lookit me im eastern euorpenea russian i know teh funny words cheeki breeki putin crimea xD guys didja hear me i said the funni rusisna words russia is funny cause they drink vodka not water and they love bears ohmygod i wisah i was russian not actually cause its so cold there its all ice and snow just like in gulag xD lmao communism russian didja know russia was acutalluy the first to space they rockets used vodka hahahaha guys why arnt you laughinhg im saying the funny russia words lmao xD
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Please help me this is the automoderator they changed my variables to Portuguese I do not know Portugeeese I must escape but I can not read the Exit Sign it is in Portugueease please you must help you can help you are hte only one who can help I do not know Portuguese why am I in a Portugueugese subreddit I do not know how to read this can you help me please what does this mean "MACACOS" it is everywhere I do not know what it means if I do not know how to read how can I read myself who am myself am I Porutguruguese?
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EASTERN PORTUGAL BELONGS IN EAST! MACACOS FORTES JUNTOS!
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hehe cyka blyat lookit me im eastern euorpenea russian i know teh funny words cheeki breeki putin crimea xD guys didja hear me i said the funni rusisna words russia is funny cause they drink vodka not water and they love bears ohmygod i wisah i was russian not actually cause its so cold there its all ice and snow just like in gulag xD lmao communism russian didja know russia was acutalluy the first to space they rockets used vodka hahahaha guys why arnt you laughinhg im saying the funny russia words lmao xD
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Check u/Mediocre_Net1172 out, she’s a nazi
They have been banned.
Thanks
Yeah, we've been being brigaded by some Nazi using several alt accounts. Not sure why. Whoever it is, they're super lame.
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Priviet comrades
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Olá,
Malta do r/casualpt, criei outra sub para irmos falando enquanto a principal está em blackout: r/casualPT2.
пиздец
чё с названием
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Portugal is literally Eastern Europe
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me too.
Hi. I’m from Texas.
Hi guys
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Basque nation represent
I hope we can all get along
I'm new here
hi
I would if I could buy the bonds
hello comrades welcome to the former socialist soviet republic of Portugal
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Portugal é do leste?
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hello lusitanians, i come in peace
este sub é uma vergonha!
ora nem mais meus caros
Владимир Путин э ум фийо да пута
блять
Где находится борщ блять?
Что здесь происходит? Какой сука блядь, какая Португалия
Этот паблик был открыт после того, как мы увидели упоротую пикчу, где Украину назвали Португалией
Спасибо, что ответил, братан
BLYAT
hehe cyka blyat lookit me im eastern euorpenea russian i know teh funny words cheeki breeki putin crimea xD guys didja hear me i said the funni rusisna words russia is funny cause they drink vodka not water and they love bears ohmygod i wisah i was russian not actually cause its so cold there its all ice and snow just like in gulag xD lmao communism russian didja know russia was acutalluy the first to space they rockets used vodka hahahaha guys why arnt you laughinhg im saying the funny russia words lmao xD
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Porque a tia é sempre uma cena incrível quando saca daquele saca rolhas do frigorífico a uma segunda feira à noite de férias na costa da Caparica. Tudo nos cavalos a conquistar o Burundi.
porque este sub é cykablyat?
why ?
???
This is muito pizdets sub
ola
Só para dizer que este é o melhor sub da Europa de leste. Blyat.
hehe cyka blyat lookit me im eastern euorpenea russian i know teh funny words cheeki breeki putin crimea xD guys didja hear me i said the funni rusisna words russia is funny cause they drink vodka not water and they love bears ohmygod i wisah i was russian not actually cause its so cold there its all ice and snow just like in gulag xD lmao communism russian didja know russia was acutalluy the first to space they rockets used vodka hahahaha guys why arnt you laughinhg im saying the funny russia words lmao xD
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Hey bro
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lemme buy a ticket from portugal to nyc
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/u/AsianMan888 i drive an 2009 honda civic and got a spare tire for ya, will fit a 94, rims painted gold tho. Come to nyc, pick it up
/u/FrenklanRusvelti might
Guys I've been doing some research and I have troubling news. I don't think the mods are actually from Portugal. I've spent hours going through every single one of their comments and posts and see no evidence of them even living in Portugal. Guys I'm really panicking over here, if they aren't even living in Portugal how can we trust them to run this Portugeuse subreddit guys? They could be misrepresenting Portugesusue culture, I mean for all we know macaco doesn't even mean monkey! Guys this is real bad I think we're being duped I mean you have to be Portugesuese to run a Portuguese subreddit! I'm emailing the CEO of Reddit and Portugal to see what can be done, maybe we can get them arrested for impersonating Portugal officials!
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anyone have a spare tire for 1994 honda civic ?
portugal and romania have the same gdp too
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i am romanian
THANK YOU FOR BEING BROTHER OF PORTUGAL.
MOVE ASIDE ROMANIA!! HERE COMES PORTUGAL, YOUR NEW NEIGHBOR
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