Do you love r/oopsthatsdeadly, but hate having to slog through all the cracked toilets and people playing hot potato with UXO's, when what you really want is to see photos of a sausage? Well friends, let me introduce you to Reddit's hottest new sub, r/thissausage. It features posts/reposts exclusively of and about this sausage: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/fp44OHNntN
No more cone snails, no more exposed live wires, and absolutely no more cracked toilets. Just this one particular Hickory Farms summer sausage that u/OneTrueClassy found to be "mildly interesting."
Ballooned sausage wrapper craze is sweeping the nation, and r/thissausage is the latest and greatest way to keep up on all the hottest news about this sausage. Join r/thissausage today, and change your life forever!
Update: u/OneTrueClassy is live for an AMA on r/thissausage!
Mod endorsed post. Go post that gross sausage on r/thissausage instead of here so I don’t have to keep removing the same post.
This is an amazing level of petty and I'm here for it
I want to pierce it with a thumbtack and huff that ambrosia
Can you please explain what im looking at?
I’ve never seen this sausage before, and have been eager for an opportunity to learn more. Thank you for sharing!
One of us 🌭 one of us 🌭 one of us 🌭
Gooble gobble gooble gobble
😭
I first saw it yesterday. Now it's got its own sub. Modern life is so fast paced
That sausage belongs on r/spicypillow and you know it!🌭
At least it would be some new content for that sub! Last post was 28 days ago. Post it!
r/spicypillows
Insta removal🤣
🌶️💊🤕
made my day <3
I feel like I'm missing some context. Funny nonetheless because I can guess the context.
Context: 95% of posts to this sub violate the sub rules. The mods laugh because if they didn’t they’d cry.
Fair
Thank god I finally have a subreddit for all my reddit needs
The fucking sausage is ridiculous. I have seen it reposted here five or six times today lmao no exaggeration
We also need one for cracked toilets.
Definitely not one for cracked toilets that actually killed someone, that would be a very empty sub.
/r/crackedthrones ?
/r/YepThatsCrackedAlright?
/r/Donty (dunny pun)
/r/LOOmingdeath
/r/dontputyourcheeksonthat
/r/DangerThrone
/r/whywouldyoupoopinthat
r/dontputyourassonthat
Maybe /r/medicalgore for those horrible photos of the woman who got sliced up by a toilet. Not sure if she died though.
r/PorcelainDeathPhone
You have violated my terms and conditions and I’m here for it.
[DO YOU LOVE THE SUBREDDIT YOU LIVE IN?]
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Reddit in years. That whole thread is comedy gold
This is oddly specific... and... I'm kinda into it. Wow, I finally get to say "thanks, Reagan" in a non sarcastic way!
Just saw this sausage, thought, “I could post this on oopsthatsdeadly” and then decided not to because I was sure someone already had. Good call!
Nah man, post it to r/thissausage instead, we welcome all posts about this sausage lol
Valid crash out.
Instructions unclear, so joining r/thissausage might kill me, right?
Can I post any sausage with a ballooned wrapper on it? Because we may create a new only fans category if so.
r/thissausage2
Do they accept cylinders?
No. Only this sausage.
I love a cracked toilet 🤣🤣
Always looking for inspiration
Real question, who keeps upvoting the cracked toilet and cone snail posts
Sometimes you just don’t know what’s been missing from your life until you’ve found it. Good bye r/OopsThatsDeadly hello r/thissauasge
I bet they'll be a cryptocoin next week. Sausage coin.
How is this deadly?
I enjoy the sub. How hard is it to simply scroll past an entry you don't care about like cracked toilets. Sheeesh.
To be clear, I am in no way complaining about this sub or sausage posts, I think it's really funny how many times the sausage got posted here, I'm just rolling with it lol
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