cat years are a thing tho, it's just not like what you might have heard. a cat that's one year old would be a teenager, and after that they age more slowly. they do most of the growing in the first year
They are absolutely a thing. They are calculated and its based upon the equivalent to human age as far as risk of disease and metabolism. An 11 year old cat is equal to about a 60-65 year old human and is considered a senior
I disagree. My asskicker of an orange passed at 16 and was I thought the equivalent of a 50-year old retired NBA point guard mixed with a retired Mafia hit man.
The calculations are actually quite a bit wrong because the data is skewed by outdoor cat lifespan. Cats can live to be 20+ when kept indoors. I have an 18-year-old cat sleeping next to me right now. She's like a 60-65 year old human. This guy is around 45.
I didn't know where I was and I was like, "Oh I don't think the cat would like this." Then his little orange head popped out and was like, "Oh he loves this."
My ex’s cat got a bottle of pawsecco for her 16th, and a lecture that if she was going to drink she should do it in the home. She looked so embarrassed on the humans’ behalf. She faced the wall for the rest of the party and then vomited on the stairs and my ex’s Mum said “oh that takes me back”
I'm not about to herniate a disc in my spine by carrying my giant dog above my shoulders lol. She would looove the attention though l. The orange in the video looks like he's cooking up a hairball. Hope they put their shoes out away.
Oh no... I know my Muslim friend have enough troubles with the cats interrupting prayers now I'm imagining cats messing with the wrapping of the tefillin.... cats why are you so adorably interfering with religious practices?
I'm so happy to see that someone else had this idea (and committed to it a lot more than I planned to)! My partner and I have been talking about having a Cat-Mitzvah for our eldest cat's 13th birthday
IIRC from my linguistics class, the Hebrew word for cat is chatul which means “wrap/swaddle”. Which is perfect for my sister’s cat as he loves being wrapped up like a burrito. 😂
Yahweh. My two cats (Baby Grey M) and Smokey (F), along with Bella (dog not shown) are Jewish babies via the mother. We should do this for them. Happy Hanukkah 🕎!
Cool, so I guess promised land racist joke applies to American Jews and that's why you replied to me instead of the guy making the racist 3000 years ago joke. Also good thing there are no racist attacks on Jews outside of Israel, thanks for informing me of current events.
Yeah imagine if someone posted some inane jewish content and someone replied with a random comment about Israel. It would be hella antisemetic to conflate the two.
Meowzel tov
He’s entered meownhood!
You beat me to it. 👌😁
Fur real, that was too perfect to pass up 😹
Too purrfect
Does he?
r/beatmetoit
Pawzel tov?
Adorable cute pie!
this is purr-fect
Mazel claws
I hated myself for even thinking this joke, and here you are posting it and you're the top comment.
So now I hate both of us
My only regret is that I wasn't in time to give this comment. Top notch, all around, good sir/madam.
🤣 🏅 🏅
r/CatsAreMuslim
Now I don't know what to believe. 🤔
To add to your confusion - r/ChurchofCat
Simeow tov
Damnit, I came here to most this!
I am printing and framing this.
Did he learn he-mew as part of the process?
He studied the Claw-rah
He chanted the Haftarah, except Haf is pronounced like hacking up a hairball
hcha-hcha-hcha-HCHAFTARAH
That's just Hebrew though innit
And the Tailmud
AHAHAHAHAHA the TAILMUD DYING
only 13 and already a grump old man
I mean to be fair shouldn’t they have had this around when he was 1-2? That’s a 70 year old man being thrown around on a chair.
(I kid, I know cat years aren’t really a thing)
"cat years aren’t really a thing"
are you saying cats exist outside time?
#catsarealiens
“Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.”
cat years are a thing tho, it's just not like what you might have heard. a cat that's one year old would be a teenager, and after that they age more slowly. they do most of the growing in the first year
They are absolutely a thing. They are calculated and its based upon the equivalent to human age as far as risk of disease and metabolism. An 11 year old cat is equal to about a 60-65 year old human and is considered a senior
I disagree. My asskicker of an orange passed at 16 and was I thought the equivalent of a 50-year old retired NBA point guard mixed with a retired Mafia hit man.
The calculations are actually quite a bit wrong because the data is skewed by outdoor cat lifespan. Cats can live to be 20+ when kept indoors. I have an 18-year-old cat sleeping next to me right now. She's like a 60-65 year old human. This guy is around 45.
L’chaim!
L'chat-aim?
L'chatool ;) (cat is chatool in hebrew)
Oh nice! Cat in french is chat (or chatte for the feminine). TIL they're close in both languages!
A proud moment for the Mewish community.
I didn't know where I was and I was like, "Oh I don't think the cat would like this." Then his little orange head popped out and was like, "Oh he loves this."
The classic "I don't know what's going on but I'm happy to be included"
“Everyone is paying attention to me, as they should!”
An orange probably loved this more than any other cat!
Put a cat in a box and they’re all in
I love the yarmulke
Yar-meow-ke*
https://preview.redd.it/77zdl9et717g1.jpeg?width=101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44dc10993c80c36ad4608ff3024df3303ed39bea
Happy car-mitzvah! Meowzels 🎉
I've only heard about Bark-mitzvah but it's Bar-meowtzva now.
My ex’s cat got a bottle of pawsecco for her 16th, and a lecture that if she was going to drink she should do it in the home. She looked so embarrassed on the humans’ behalf. She faced the wall for the rest of the party and then vomited on the stairs and my ex’s Mum said “oh that takes me back”
I’m sure your ex is your ex for a reason, but damn their family sounds fun
I'm not about to herniate a disc in my spine by carrying my giant dog above my shoulders lol. She would looove the attention though l. The orange in the video looks like he's cooking up a hairball. Hope they put their shoes out away.
Yes! My dog had a lovely bark mitzvah with the most adorable kippah.
My orange girl turned 13 this year, and now she's upset that she didn't get to have a CATmitzvah. Oh well, l'chaim to the lovely young man. ✡️
Maybe we can celebrate a Catsceanera for Beans when she turns 15? 😏
I have actually seen pictures of a quince for a cat and it was adorable.
I bet! 😆 Beans' nickname is actually Frijoles Grandes, so she might actually identify with Latin heritage more so than Jewish. 🤷🏻♂️
She will look very bonita :3
¡Muy bonita! 😽
🥺
Cutiee birthday boy orange ❤️
🎵 HAVA MEOW-GILA HAVA, MEOW-GILA HAVA 🎵
I wish I were invited to this party!
DId he have to read from the Torah? WAS HIS GIFT A BRAIN CELL?
Lachaimeow sweet lil man. 😘
A beautiful Mewish tradition
There's no way that dude read from the Torah
Slept on it, definitely :)
I love this so much!
I lost my 18-yr-old dog 2 days ago and am heartbroken. This is the first time I’ve genuinely smiled. Thank you.
Sending a gentle ((e-hug)) your way💜💜
Excuse me, kitty--have you wrapped tefillin today?
Since we’re nearing Chanukah, you know the Chabad people are also gonna be giving this kitty some candles alongside the question.
SNORT
Oh no... I know my Muslim friend have enough troubles with the cats interrupting prayers now I'm imagining cats messing with the wrapping of the tefillin.... cats why are you so adorably interfering with religious practices?
Awww so cute! Happy 13th buddy!
"Oy"
- Cat
A 13-year-old cat is approximately equivalent to 68 human years.
"Day 4748... the humans have finally acknowledged me as the God I am, and have now began their rituals... soon I will become whole again"
Happy 13th cutie! 🧡✡️
He looked like he’d had enough at the end 😄. Happy Bday Big Guy ✊🏼
Meownorah
That would 100% make our cat puke all over everyone.
Yes. That’s a VERY tolerant cat in the video!
Me thinks this is not the first shenanigan this cat has been a part of
Yes he has surely been part of many shenanigans over the years
My cats would try to leap out of the box in terror
Mazel tov. 🎉
Meowzletov!
I'm so happy to see that someone else had this idea (and committed to it a lot more than I planned to)! My partner and I have been talking about having a Cat-Mitzvah for our eldest cat's 13th birthday
Now I wanna see a kittceañera
OMG yes! I didn’t know, but now I NEED to see this!
Lol thats great! Love it!
He looks very pawrty’d out in that last picture.
Sending this to my Jewish roommate who has an orange cat
The head bobbing out at random times 😂😭😂 I’m wheezing
Cat is like "Let me sleep!"
Mazel tov! May he enjoy many latkes this Chanukah, and may he win big during dreidel
What the hell is going on? I just wanted to take a nap in this box!!! - Cat, probably
Yasher koach kitty
Meowzal tov!
🏆🏆🏆
SEE????? this was what the internet was meant for
not whatever we’ve created
This is adorable! 🥰🧡
Katz family
I love this. It's so freaking cute!
Now he is a meow-n
I love the little kitty yarmulke.
13 braincells old
I hope he finds a nice mew-ish cat
I just had a quinceañera for my 15 yr old dog!
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thanks for the laugh.
The yarmulke 🤣
Fantastic. I was looking forward to giving my cats a quinceañera!
This got to me unreasonably hard, it's just too good.
Warecat barmitzvah,
spooky scary,
kittens becoming cats,
cats becoming wolves.
Lmfao, he looked pissed off about it 😭😅
Your son is considering moving out over this 😆
IIRC from my linguistics class, the Hebrew word for cat is chatul which means “wrap/swaddle”. Which is perfect for my sister’s cat as he loves being wrapped up like a burrito. 😂
The Hebrew word for cat is חתול (pronounced hatul with h signifying Het). I have never heard anything about it meaning "wrap/swaddle" though.
Man y'all the cat hard. DO.NOT THE CAT!
Carmitzvah
I just finished watching a Birb Owner film their pet budgie in child's small blue toy truck ripping around in their living room.
What ever floats your boat, huh?
Congrats & Mazel Tov to the Big Birthday Boy on his Special Day! 😽🎉🎈🎂
This is making me think that female dogs and cats should also get quinceaneras lol
Can't think of a good pun though
Best thing I’ve seen all day! 😺✡️
r/airplaneears
… and later gefillte fisch, poor boy.
Don’t be salty.
Oy VEY!
Needs lots of gifts.
This is brilliant! Mazel tov!
hava nya-gila!
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Yahweh. My two cats (Baby Grey M) and Smokey (F), along with Bella (dog not shown) are Jewish babies via the mother. We should do this for them. Happy Hanukkah 🕎!
https://preview.redd.it/nmy8vcbu717g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb0546e92cd3473692ede3f480061c142e5b403c
I know nothing about Jewish traditions, but his little hat 😭 😂 I love this
we do this with one of my kitties on occasion! we call it her cat mitzvah
Finally a man!
This is adorable 😍🤣
https://preview.redd.it/ogdpsgpug17g1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570b64739891ec5ce370b56b646c5295412ad0f0
I will get you when your feet hit the floor as you get out of bed….
And...then the vet finally learned from the video just why the cat would not stop puking.....
Stop, this is too good. I hope that boy understands how loved and blessed he truly is ❤️❤️
Cat's got that look like "I wanted a Transformers theme!"
First of all, I love that the fam showed up for this 😹😹💞
"I am become a man. Now. Leave me alone."
So every cat is Jewish if they live long enough
Correct ✅
It had to be orange
I've got to know... is he circumcised?
.... not me also googling if cat's have foreskin over here because I have the same question.
They hired a Meowel to do the deed.
“You already took my balls; leave my junk alone!”
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His “promised land” is limited to huffing catnip at meowsic festivals across the Upper Midwest.
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its a cat video with american jews in it this has nothing to do with israel
Cool, so I guess promised land racist joke applies to American Jews and that's why you replied to me instead of the guy making the racist 3000 years ago joke. Also good thing there are no racist attacks on Jews outside of Israel, thanks for informing me of current events.
Wow youre fun
guess i'm weird for not finding antisemitism fun.
quit trying to conflate Zionism and Judaism
Yeah imagine if someone posted some inane jewish content and someone replied with a random comment about Israel. It would be hella antisemetic to conflate the two.
Poor kitty. I hope he didn’t get motion sickness
Yo that guy's star of David flat brim is sick
Mazal tov!😺
Mazel tov!!
My poor girl has to wait 10 years for her 15th for any big celebration.
That didnt hurt its joints right?!
Im happy but also concerned.
I would like to join this religion
Dang we couldn’t dress up the Amazon box. 📦
This is so sweet 😻 I love it
You have nice friends
Hahahahahah this is so cute 😄
lol I love this
So cute!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
I feckin LOVE this!
Nice! Challah at ya boy ! He looks like he's חי on catnip
Poor cat.
Yeah, I didn't enjoy this at all. Noise, bouncing, having random shit put on his head... poor cat. He seemed a tolerant sort, though.
Now he can have a bank acc. And he can trade
Is he circumcised?
Neutered.
The mohel went a little overboard...
hay que celebrar siempre que llegan a esa edad
Pawmitzvah
Adorable!!!!
He looks like he's having a blast in that box!
Song name?
“Hava Nagila”
(I had to look it up to verify the spelling.)
https://youtu.be/eE8rl5UwTP8?si=i1FHVbW5VoLXLadi
A proud and devout Mew but not a supporter of Lionism!
This is funny af, thank you
Handsome boi, happy cat mitzvah!
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Y'all really have one joke don't you?
You may think this has something to do with Judaism, but it really has more to do with the Millennial experience.