Happy Cat-mitzvah
  • 4199 points agiantanteater

    Meowzel tov

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    448 points The-MandaLokian

    He’s entered meownhood!

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    225 points L_Swizzlesticks

    You beat me to it. 👌😁

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    92 points TruthD_ue

    Fur real, that was too perfect to pass up 😹

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    17 points Ok_Conflict1028

    Too purrfect

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    10 points shartshooter

    Does he?

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    5 points BhattIt

    r/beatmetoit

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    60 points gridr_ch

    Pawzel tov?

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    1 points LegalList8143

    Adorable cute pie!

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    26 points RavenHeart0801

    this is purr-fect

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    25 points twoheartedthrowaway

    Mazel claws

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    4 points URdumbforreadingthis

    I hated myself for even thinking this joke, and here you are posting it and you're the top comment.

    So now I hate both of us

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    24 points Randomgold42

    My only regret is that I wasn't in time to give this comment. Top notch, all around, good sir/madam.

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    4 points GarbonzoBeanSprout

    🤣 🏅 🏅

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    28 points ReflectionSea7006

    r/CatsAreMuslim

    Now I don't know what to believe. 🤔

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    28 points Dumbkitty2

    To add to your confusion - r/ChurchofCat

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    7 points DazeIt420

    Simeow tov

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    2 points Poo_Poo_La_Foo

    Damnit, I came here to most this!

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    5 points iamzeev

    I am printing and framing this.

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  • 1467 points Few_Carrot_3971

    Did he learn he-mew as part of the process?

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    391 points CatCafffffe

    He studied the Claw-rah

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    129 points Smingowashisnameo

    He chanted the Haftarah, except Haf is pronounced like hacking up a hairball

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    65 points CatCafffffe

    hcha-hcha-hcha-HCHAFTARAH

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    26 points BJ_Cox

    That's just Hebrew though innit

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    43 points montezuma300

    And the Tailmud

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    22 points CatCafffffe

    AHAHAHAHAHA the TAILMUD DYING

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  • 846 points ThraceLonginus

    only 13 and already a grump old man

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    384 points Sociallyawktrash78

    I mean to be fair shouldn’t they have had this around when he was 1-2? That’s a 70 year old man being thrown around on a chair.

    (I kid, I know cat years aren’t really a thing)

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    244 points nouniquenamesleft2

    "cat years aren’t really a thing"

    are you saying cats exist outside time?

    #catsarealiens

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    55 points correcthorsestapler

    “Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.”

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    72 points xiaoalexy

    cat years are a thing tho, it's just not like what you might have heard. a cat that's one year old would be a teenager, and after that they age more slowly. they do most of the growing in the first year

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    37 points Satinsbestfriend

    They are absolutely a thing. They are calculated and its based upon the equivalent to human age as far as risk of disease and metabolism. An 11 year old cat is equal to about a 60-65 year old human and is considered a senior

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    13 points IvyGold

    I disagree. My asskicker of an orange passed at 16 and was I thought the equivalent of a 50-year old retired NBA point guard mixed with a retired Mafia hit man.

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    14 points MtnNerd

    The calculations are actually quite a bit wrong because the data is skewed by outdoor cat lifespan. Cats can live to be 20+ when kept indoors. I have an 18-year-old cat sleeping next to me right now. She's like a 60-65 year old human. This guy is around 45.

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    12 points HelloLofiPanda

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  • 210 points DebraBaetty

    L’chaim!

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    30 points FEARoach

    L'chat-aim?

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    35 points Rethink_Repeat

    L'chatool ;) (cat is chatool in hebrew)

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    6 points FEARoach

    Oh nice! Cat in french is chat (or chatte for the feminine). TIL they're close in both languages!

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  • 364 points AaronRodgers24

    A proud moment for the Mewish community.

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  • 623 points AlexandriaLitehouse

    I didn't know where I was and I was like, "Oh I don't think the cat would like this." Then his little orange head popped out and was like, "Oh he loves this."

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    242 points Dry-Season-522

    The classic "I don't know what's going on but I'm happy to be included"

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    79 points loosie-loo

    “Everyone is paying attention to me, as they should!”

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    120 points peacock_head

    An orange probably loved this more than any other cat!

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    54 points Puzzled_Awareness_22

    Put a cat in a box and they’re all in

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  • 412 points angelmari87

    I love the yarmulke

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    212 points Comprehensive-Menu44

    Yar-meow-ke*

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  • 121 points Pikawoohoo

    https://preview.redd.it/77zdl9et717g1.jpeg?width=101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44dc10993c80c36ad4608ff3024df3303ed39bea

    Happy car-mitzvah! Meowzels 🎉

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  • 333 points trolskiy

    I've only heard about Bark-mitzvah but it's Bar-meowtzva now.

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    200 points Zestyclose_Foot_134

    My ex’s cat got a bottle of pawsecco for her 16th, and a lecture that if she was going to drink she should do it in the home. She looked so embarrassed on the humans’ behalf. She faced the wall for the rest of the party and then vomited on the stairs and my ex’s Mum said “oh that takes me back”

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    54 points anarchisttraveler

    I’m sure your ex is your ex for a reason, but damn their family sounds fun

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    12 points fckingnapkin

    I'm not about to herniate a disc in my spine by carrying my giant dog above my shoulders lol. She would looove the attention though l. The orange in the video looks like he's cooking up a hairball. Hope they put their shoes out away.

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    6 points Jeanne23x

    Yes! My dog had a lovely bark mitzvah with the most adorable kippah.

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  • 80 points Chris__P_Bacon

    My orange girl turned 13 this year, and now she's upset that she didn't get to have a CATmitzvah. Oh well, l'chaim to the lovely young man. ✡️

    Maybe we can celebrate a Catsceanera for Beans when she turns 15? 😏

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    21 points standbyyourmantis

    I have actually seen pictures of a quince for a cat and it was adorable.

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    3 points Chris__P_Bacon

    I bet! 😆 Beans' nickname is actually Frijoles Grandes, so she might actually identify with Latin heritage more so than Jewish. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    8 points Drink-my-koolaid

    She will look very bonita :3

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    4 points Chris__P_Bacon

    ¡Muy bonita! 😽

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    2 points pookyduu

    🥺

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  • 62 points SultryWhimo

    Cutiee birthday boy orange ❤️

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  • 57 points GringoSwann

    🎵 HAVA MEOW-GILA HAVA, MEOW-GILA HAVA 🎵

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    3 points Drink-my-koolaid

    I wish I were invited to this party!

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  • 45 points camyland

    DId he have to read from the Torah? WAS HIS GIFT A BRAIN CELL?

    Lachaimeow sweet lil man. 😘

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  • 87 points Joys_Darlings

    A beautiful Mewish tradition

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  • 35 points Butthole__Pleasures

    There's no way that dude read from the Torah

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    18 points Drink-my-koolaid

    Slept on it, definitely :)

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  • 42 points ManzanitaSuperHero

    I love this so much!

    I lost my 18-yr-old dog 2 days ago and am heartbroken. This is the first time I’ve genuinely smiled. Thank you.

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    11 points thirdcoasting

    Sending a gentle ((e-hug)) your way💜💜

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  • 57 points tardisrider613

    Excuse me, kitty--have you wrapped tefillin today?

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    14 points mysecondaccountanon

    Since we’re nearing Chanukah, you know the Chabad people are also gonna be giving this kitty some candles alongside the question.

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    12 points audible_narrator

    SNORT

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    13 points FEARoach

    Oh no... I know my Muslim friend have enough troubles with the cats interrupting prayers now I'm imagining cats messing with the wrapping of the tefillin.... cats why are you so adorably interfering with religious practices?

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  • 24 points NeighborhoodVirtual4

    Awww so cute! Happy 13th buddy!

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  • 30 points nouniquenamesleft2

    "Oy"

    - Cat

    A 13-year-old cat is approximately equivalent to 68 human years.

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  • 21 points Brilliant-Elk-6831

    "Day 4748... the humans have finally acknowledged me as the God I am, and have now began their rituals... soon I will become whole again"

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  • 39 points welcometosunnydale

    Happy 13th cutie! 🧡✡️

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  • 18 points 7Streetfreak6

    He looked like he’d had enough at the end 😄. Happy Bday Big Guy ✊🏼

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  • 49 points Voice_of_Season

    Meownorah

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  • 44 points Rho-Ophiuchi

    That would 100% make our cat puke all over everyone.

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    31 points Bipedal_pedestrian

    Yes. That’s a VERY tolerant cat in the video!

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    35 points victorian_vigilante

    Me thinks this is not the first shenanigan this cat has been a part of

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    12 points EmotionalFlounder715

    Yes he has surely been part of many shenanigans over the years

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    1 points sittinwithkitten

    My cats would try to leap out of the box in terror

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  • 17 points Mrpremium123

    Mazel tov. 🎉

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  • 15 points BornAsAnOnion33

    Meowzletov!

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  • 17 points ElectricMoleman

    I'm so happy to see that someone else had this idea (and committed to it a lot more than I planned to)! My partner and I have been talking about having a Cat-Mitzvah for our eldest cat's 13th birthday

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  • 14 points grimepixie

    Now I wanna see a kittceañera

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    6 points 00c_c00

    OMG yes! I didn’t know, but now I NEED to see this!

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  • 11 points SnowStar35

    Lol thats great! Love it!

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  • 12 points dread-pirate-rodgers

    He looks very pawrty’d out in that last picture.

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  • 15 points dfelton912

    Sending this to my Jewish roommate who has an orange cat

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  • 13 points pastelbloodx

    The head bobbing out at random times 😂😭😂 I’m wheezing

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  • 9 points Warcraft_Fan

    Cat is like "Let me sleep!"

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  • 11 points osamu-dazai2

    Mazel tov! May he enjoy many latkes this Chanukah, and may he win big during dreidel

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  • 57 points RandomUser921637

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  • 9 points 663SilverStax

    What the hell is going on? I just wanted to take a nap in this box!!! - Cat, probably

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  • 10 points ahava9

    Yasher koach kitty

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  • 11 points m50

    Meowzal tov!

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    6 points thirdcoasting

    🏆🏆🏆

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  • 20 points cryingInSwiss

    SEE????? this was what the internet was meant for

    not whatever we’ve created

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  • 9 points nanladu

    This is adorable! 🥰🧡

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  • 8 points profnachos

    Katz family

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  • 8 points minx_the_tiger

    I love this. It's so freaking cute!

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  • 7 points Careless-Balance-893

    Now he is a meow-n

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  • 9 points JohnnyC300

    I love the little kitty yarmulke.

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  • 6 points Spirited-Tomorrow-84

    13 braincells old

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  • 7 points carpet_acceptable24

    I hope he finds a nice mew-ish cat

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  • 7 points HerAirness

    I just had a quinceañera for my 15 yr old dog!

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  • 5 points Nico777

    This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thanks for the laugh.

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  • 6 points tabicat1874

    The yarmulke 🤣

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  • 6 points yramt

    Fantastic. I was looking forward to giving my cats a quinceañera!

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  • 6 points yourlocaltouya

    This got to me unreasonably hard, it's just too good.

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  • 8 points NinjaQueef

    Warecat barmitzvah,

    spooky scary,

    kittens becoming cats,

    cats becoming wolves.

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  • 7 points Blue-Eyed-Lemon

    Lmfao, he looked pissed off about it 😭😅

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  • 4 points WorthyJellyfish0Doom

    Your son is considering moving out over this 😆

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  • 19 points Voice_of_Season

    IIRC from my linguistics class, the Hebrew word for cat is chatul which means “wrap/swaddle”. Which is perfect for my sister’s cat as he loves being wrapped up like a burrito. 😂

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    3 points Minecrafting_il

    The Hebrew word for cat is חתול (pronounced hatul with h signifying Het). I have never heard anything about it meaning "wrap/swaddle" though.

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  • 17 points DipreG

    Man y'all the cat hard. DO.NOT THE CAT!

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  • 12 points Gimmeagunlance

    Carmitzvah

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  • 7 points Personal-Heart-1227

    I just finished watching a Birb Owner film their pet budgie in child's small blue toy truck ripping around in their living room.

    What ever floats your boat, huh?

    Congrats & Mazel Tov to the Big Birthday Boy on his Special Day! 😽🎉🎈🎂

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  • 6 points mieri_azure

    This is making me think that female dogs and cats should also get quinceaneras lol

    Can't think of a good pun though

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  • 6 points DolphinDarko

    Best thing I’ve seen all day! 😺✡️

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  • 5 points Less-Disaster-8465

    r/airplaneears

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  • 6 points Glasberliner2023

    … and later gefillte fisch, poor boy.

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    3 points ranterist

    Don’t be salty.

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  • 4 points Banh_mi

    Oy VEY!

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  • 6 points nolongerbanned99

    Needs lots of gifts.

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  • 7 points Flinderspeak

    This is brilliant! Mazel tov!

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  • 6 points Competitive-Ad8003

    hava nya-gila!

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  • 11 points wholesomedumbass

    Inb4 comments are locked

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  • 20 points Quantumercifier

    Yahweh. My two cats (Baby Grey M) and Smokey (F), along with Bella (dog not shown) are Jewish babies via the mother. We should do this for them. Happy Hanukkah 🕎!

    https://preview.redd.it/nmy8vcbu717g1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb0546e92cd3473692ede3f480061c142e5b403c

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  • 6 points Puzzleheaded_Try7886

    I know nothing about Jewish traditions, but his little hat 😭 😂 I love this

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  • 5 points cheerfulstoner

    we do this with one of my kitties on occasion! we call it her cat mitzvah

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  • 5 points Jeramy_Jones

    Finally a man!

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  • 5 points ars_necromantia

    This is adorable 😍🤣

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  • 4 points DiligentlyBoring

    https://preview.redd.it/ogdpsgpug17g1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570b64739891ec5ce370b56b646c5295412ad0f0

    I will get you when your feet hit the floor as you get out of bed….

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  • 6 points katjoy63

    And...then the vet finally learned from the video just why the cat would not stop puking.....

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  • 4 points liljellybeanxo

    Stop, this is too good. I hope that boy understands how loved and blessed he truly is ❤️❤️

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  • 3 points BattleHall

    Cat's got that look like "I wanted a Transformers theme!"

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  • 4 points Uriigamii

    First of all, I love that the fam showed up for this 😹😹💞

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  • 3 points Lexi_Banner

    "I am become a man. Now. Leave me alone."

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  • 4 points nodesign89

    So every cat is Jewish if they live long enough

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    1 points thirdcoasting

    Correct ✅

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  • 6 points CarryHead24

    It had to be orange

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  • 6 points Upstairs-Bad-3576

    I've got to know... is he circumcised?

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    5 points FEARoach

    .... not me also googling if cat's have foreskin over here because I have the same question.

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    10 points Upstairs-Bad-3576

    They hired a Meowel to do the deed.

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  • 8 points fuzzimus

    “You already took my balls; leave my junk alone!”

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  • 60 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    58 points ranterist

    His “promised land” is limited to huffing catnip at meowsic festivals across the Upper Midwest.

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    -28 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    22 points nature-i-guess

    its a cat video with american jews in it this has nothing to do with israel

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    0 points No_Kaleidoscope_9419

    Cool, so I guess promised land racist joke applies to American Jews and that's why you replied to me instead of the guy making the racist 3000 years ago joke. Also good thing there are no racist attacks on Jews outside of Israel, thanks for informing me of current events.

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    -11 points nature-i-guess

    Wow youre fun

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    -4 points No_Kaleidoscope_9419

    guess i'm weird for not finding antisemitism fun.

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    6 points dontnation

    quit trying to conflate Zionism and Judaism

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    10 points battywombat21

    Yeah imagine if someone posted some inane jewish content and someone replied with a random comment about Israel. It would be hella antisemetic to conflate the two.

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  • 22 points LDSBS

    Poor kitty. I hope he didn’t get motion sickness 

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  • 6 points Jimg911

    Yo that guy's star of David flat brim is sick

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  • 3 points Ambitious_Exercise93

    Mazal tov!😺

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  • 3 points Evening-Taro7725

    Mazel tov!!

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  • 3 points GoodQueenFluffenChop

    My poor girl has to wait 10 years for her 15th for any big celebration.

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  • 3 points TheRandomPage

    That didnt hurt its joints right?!

    Im happy but also concerned.

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  • 13 points Efficient_Exchange44

    I would like to join this religion

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  • 2 points Old_Remove_8804

    Dang we couldn’t dress up the Amazon box. 📦

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  • 2 points Sproose_Moose

    This is so sweet 😻 I love it

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  • 2 points Brickzarina

    You have nice friends

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  • 2 points 00c_c00

    Hahahahahah this is so cute 😄

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  • 2 points under_the_sunz

    lol I love this

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  • 2 points doll_parts87

    So cute!

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  • 2 points gaarkat

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

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  • 2 points Geahk

    I feckin LOVE this!

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  • 2 points Mighty_Mac

    Nice! Challah at ya boy ! He looks like he's חי on catnip

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  • 13 points BenGay29

    Poor cat.

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    -3 points fruskydekke

    Yeah, I didn't enjoy this at all. Noise, bouncing, having random shit put on his head... poor cat. He seemed a tolerant sort, though.

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  • 3 points EdditSlayer48

    Now he can have a bank acc. And he can trade

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  • 4 points NoPresentation2431

    Is he circumcised?

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    18 points Ermahgerd_Rerdert

    Neutered.

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    14 points Voiles

    The mohel went a little overboard...

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  • 2 points MangoWhirly

    hay que celebrar siempre que llegan a esa edad

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  • 3 points the70sdiscoking

    Pawmitzvah

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  • 2 points Fantastic-Long8985

    Adorable!!!!

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  • 3 points greyshem

    He looks like he's having a blast in that box!

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  • 2 points Banana_enjoyer_boy

    Song name?

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    12 points ranterist

    “Hava Nagila”

    (I had to look it up to verify the spelling.)

    https://youtu.be/eE8rl5UwTP8?si=i1FHVbW5VoLXLadi

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  • -1 points RevWaldo

    A proud and devout Mew but not a supporter of Lionism!

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  • 1 points feline_riches

    This is funny af, thank you

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  • 1 points sariaslani

    Handsome boi, happy cat mitzvah!

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  • -46 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    20 points Prudent_Farm7147

    Y'all really have one joke don't you?

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  • -5 points Brodellsky

    You may think this has something to do with Judaism, but it really has more to do with the Millennial experience.

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