Mariah Carey '97
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  • 108 points VVrayth

    "All I want for Christmas is your wallet, your watch, and whatever other valuables you have on you."

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    16 points Salty_QC

    Yo money! Yo keys! Get on Yo fukin knees!

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    5 points griz75

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    4 points campatterbury

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    1 points Nein-Toed

    I heard that her billionaire fiance broke up with her because he thought she was spending too much money, so you're probably more spot on than you realized.

    Her BILLIONAIRE fiance. I always wonder how much she was spending that a BILLIONAIRE had to tell her to slow down, then broke up with her.

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    2 points UnnecAbrvtn

    Billionaires are the cheapest people on earth.

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    1 points LitBastard

    Sure, not like she's worth over 200M $ herself

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    1 points Nein-Toed

    Ya don't have to believe me, just look it up. It's easy!

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  • 113 points PristineAnt5477

    Poor trigger discipline

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    25 points thinkb4ink

    First thing I noticed after the legs

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    2 points extrastupidone

    Yup

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    1 points nvn911

    You spell ass funny

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    27 points Legal-Western5580

    What? OH! There's a gun.

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    7 points SubMikeD

    This comment and response are exactly how I reacted to this post, but in reverse order lol

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    2 points PantherX69

    Haha I didn’t see the gun either 😂

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    2 points Massive-Device-1200

    Oh snap did t even see the gun. I am dead

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    1 points Smeltanddealtit

    In my pants and it shoots love seeds

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    1 points justabill71

    I was just cleaning it and it went off.

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    1 points YourBestDream4752

    Must’ve been a P320

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    1 points Gloomy-Employment-72

    Normally, thinking about the infield fly rule works for me.

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    0 points Saxon2060

    Redditors when there's a picture of a person holding a gun and nobody's commented "trigger discipline" yet.

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    -5 points DawgCheck421

    God I hate that dumb ass term, like it is difficult to pose your finger on it. Karate is a discipline.

    https://preview.redd.it/9pqaweky537g1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=e00cb9de671405b331bb99e5cfdc02c7b45946dc

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    2 points hgaben90

    Yeah, well you can't kill a person with an accidental finger slip while doing a kata.

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  • 16 points proximusprimus57

    As long as she brings the gun.

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    3 points VtheMan93

    I second

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    1 points Massive-Device-1200

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    1 points proximusprimus57

    This is what the second amendment was made for.

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  • 14 points -0-O-O-O-0-

    She looks damn good for 97!

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  • 9 points wellaby788

    Her music is all hers right? She is a rarity in the music industry. Her in the mtv cribs episode in the naked body suit was something else.

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    11 points tailendertripe

    Oh thanks for the tip. Will have to go research that.

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  • 10 points bosco9

    Had a massive crush on her when that "Honey" video came out

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    3 points I-STATE-FACTS

    To me it was Heartbreaker

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  • 5 points Marksaheel

    She fine

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    2 points Opening-Abrocoma-398

    I agree.

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  • 36 points redditsuckz99

    https://preview.redd.it/g677rjlzv17g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63522c77720767c2b837d207a778f00d0c90d84d

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    12 points metallaholic

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    5 points Maximum_Trade5916

    https://preview.redd.it/cj29xjq3837g1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bf97e7f2fad19a7d820e761dced07e34bb7b9ad

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    2 points I-STATE-FACTS

    Get this ai shit out of here. They were funny like the first 500 times.

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  • 6 points sixsevenrizzlernocap

    Man I don't remember THIS.

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  • 4 points dragonthese569

    90 Mariah was a problem after that idk what happen I wasn’t even born but what I saw she was fine

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  • 9 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    6 points AnybodyNo8519

    She's grown into it over the years.

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  • 9 points NaughtyVixenxxo

    I love her

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    3 points J3wb0cc4

    I bet you wish you were her manager, he got to marry her and he had 30 years on her, wowza!

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  • 4 points The_scobberlotcher

    her head is MASSIVE

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    1 points DoctorGregoryFart

    Yeah, what is up with that? Is it the angle? Is her head actually that large?

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  • 9 points Dannyboyrusso

    Horrific trigger discipline unless she’s trying to shoot someone above her

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  • 2 points Ok-Ear9289

    Mario? Dat uuu?

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  • 2 points polomarkopolo

    The love of ODB’s life is this version of Mariah

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  • 2 points Elegant-Ferret-8116

    That was the year she took over holiday music...BY FORCE!

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  • 2 points DistagonF2

    https://preview.redd.it/8ihjjpn7z37g1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f54aa43468221c586dc38d8e0a22d70629c17c4

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  • 6 points mschnittman

    She was really cute and talented before she became a diva. Oh well...

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    1 points Marcysdad

    I don't know.

    I think people expect that from her

    She can easily drop her "ego". Her performance in "Precious" showed that

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    2 points mschnittman

    A friend of mine went to HS with her. He doesn't have much nice to say about her, even way back then. She's very talented, but she lost me a long time ago.

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  • 3 points Matt_Kimball

    Doesn't look as good as usual

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    3 points barbrady123

    Honestly, if you google "mariah carey 1997" ... every single photo that comes up is better than this one lol (except the legs)

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  • 2 points Consistent_Amount140

    Mariahhhh ..you on fireeeee

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  • 2 points stratology87

    Can’t get over the fact that this b doesn’t know what bills/utilities are - straight up just thinks it comes with the house.

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  • 2 points quaggankicker

    Ruined from plastic surgery

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    0 points GwachQwar

    Not only she

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  • 1 points MrSteve87

    Sub needs renaming to oldschoolskirt

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  • 1 points Electronic_Feeling13

    Careful that weapon doesn’t shoot too prematurely.

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  • 1 points redditbeforeu

    You sure this is 97? Looks more like the 2000s.

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  • 1 points commorancy0

    She’s posing for a shot.

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  • 1 points L_SCH_08

    She knows what her ASSets are

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  • 1 points Madman_1992

    I want her to shoot me in the leg and put her finger in it.

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    1 points True_Significance_22

    What the hell???😂😂😂

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  • 1 points NoPanda5634

    Hmmm, back before she became all plastic and turned into a Christmas demon.

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  • 1 points Celtics1424

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  • 1 points AudioRecluse

    I wonder whose gun that is?

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  • 1 points CounterSimple3771

    First time I've ever seen her with only one ass in a picture. Nice.

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  • 1 points Trimson-Grondag

    Karen energy.

    https://preview.redd.it/gfpm0pe6o27g1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c0b72738c6de8f9248feb1e009883204cc73dd

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  • 1 points Fitz_Willie

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  • 1 points EveryoneChill77777

    She looks like who Wendy Williams aimed at being

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  • 1 points Intelligent-Force482

    Yeahhh she always been diva crazy. Still say I can fix her

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  • 1 points OkTaste2394

    Fupa

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  • 1 points BlueHawk75

    She was the sheet.

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  • 1 points tigeryorkie07

    "All I want for xmasssssss, is a .38 snub nose revolverrrrrr" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • 1 points PRSG12

    r/idiotswithguns

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  • 1 points Hot_Pomegranate_581

    ol' five head playin' russian roulette in the shower. sweet sweet fantasy baby

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  • 1 points nomamesgueyz

    Nice thighs

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  • 1 points Ok_Adhesiveness_583

    I Don't Give a Damn About What I Wanted For Christmas- WE FCKIN FCKIN 2Nite😶‍🌫️

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  • 1 points hotmilfmary

    she owned the 90s, no debate 🔥

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  • 1 points examinedliving

    Her head looks big?

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  • 1 points Adorable-Produce9769

    Nice wallpaper.

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  • 1 points GTJ007

    Camel face

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  • 1 points Felonyweedcharge

    Stems :D

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  • 1 points Niveded

    She is not attractive. Stick to singing

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  • 1 points Mohtarefnadafa

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  • 1 points Excellent-Program333

    Nothing like her booger flicker resting on the trigger!

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  • 1 points Comfortable_March524

    Imagine all the white roses wasted since

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  • 1 points Air-Clara2021

    When pop stars made mini-movies for their music videos. Different level of production

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  • 1 points ok-pleven

    In the beginning , pretty great songs , but after she married her boss and got owned , nah. Like the xmas song though.

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  • 1 points lucywileo

    Beautiful

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  • 1 points MotherCommunity6524

    Decline

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  • 1 points SimpleGuy7

    Big pass, wouldn’t want to spend a second in her presence.

    Another ends up alone.

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  • -1 points Celcius_87

    Mariah the GOAT
    edit: wait GOAT is a positive term, why am I being downvoted?

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    1 points nomamesgueyz

    Welcome to reddit

    Triggered downvotes can be common 😆

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    -5 points Disgruntled_Orifice

    Gaudy? Gawky? Grimy?

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  • 1 points xpadawanx

    Never seen the appeal

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    -1 points Wide-Reach2218

    You're not alone on that mystery.

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  • 1 points Philly4Sure

    All I want for Christmas…..is a gun

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  • 1 points RipSilly8467

    Just where would she conceal that weapon?

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    1 points FollowingThrough

    Prison wallet.

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  • -1 points Best-Towel5796

    Yeah maybe delete this?

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  • -1 points poppadahut

    Looks awfully masculine in this one

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  • 0 points musicjunkee1911

    She's gonna take on the gangstas with her mini gat.

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  • 0 points BornMasterpiece1857

    She looks a lil substance-assisted in this pic.

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  • 0 points Gunrock808

    If you've never handled a firearm before and you have some need to do so, do not touch the trigger, at all, unless your intent is to shoot someone or something.

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    1 points Reason_Choice

    Oh piss off. This picture is nearly 30 years old.

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  • -2 points RumSunSea

    https://preview.redd.it/k5rgut5eo27g1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a54aba20ad27a295a8eb72dafbde502580ba547

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