Parker Posey, 1994.
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  • 433 points VictorBlimpmuscle

    https://i.redd.it/65uy7hmugz6g1.gif

    Whenever I see Parker Posey, I always think of this scene in Dazed and Confused where she gleefully squirts ketchup and mustard everywhere hazing the freshman girls.

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    172 points New-Analyst1811

    She played that great. Really insufferable character.

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    121 points Superhereaux

    AIR RAID!!!

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    14 points Asizel23

    Never understood that saying. What did it mean?

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    73 points Superhereaux

    During an actual air raid (think WWII), you immediately drop to the ground to avoid possible flying shrapnel during a bombing run.

    She says it so the girls immediately drop to the floor as part of the hazing.

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    3 points DrummerSteve

    Is that what she’s saying?

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    19 points purpleponyclurb

    She’s so good at playing terrible people

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    1 points orthopod

    I think most actors basically play or be themselves on camera. So when I hear that some actor who plays with rules on camera, is actually kinda weird in real life I'm not surprised.

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    26 points macmac360

    Did you see the interview with her and Blake lively? She's insufferable IRL

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    31 points RiverHarris

    Yeah. I honestly can’t stand her. I think she’s talented and does a good job. And her roles in Christopher Guest’s comedies are iconic. But she’s always just reminded me of the obnoxious, snobby girls I was in high school with.

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    9 points RoguePlanet2

    Ohhh noooo. She seems so much fun based on her acting 😞 Sigh.

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    2 points Djaja

    No, I didn't want to know that :/

    Not her like crowning role or anything, but i loved her in the new Lost in Space. What a great fun show

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    57 points cheezycrunch

    "LICK ME!" "ALL OF YOU!" 🤘

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    55 points JustABoobGrabber

    Wipe that face off your head!

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    4 points Existing_Wrangler343

    I say this entirely too much.

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    21 points FlyYouFoolyCooly

    I remember watching this before h.s. and being absolutely terrified of these hazings the kids went through. And my older friends did nothing to dissuade me.

    Only to not have anything happen. I dunno if they just didn't happen anymore or where I grew up, or if only in certain towns.

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    8 points udoneoguri

    This kind of stuff used to happen all the time, but sometime in the last 15 years or so, it cooled down a lot. I suspect that it happens in a different form online these days (social media).

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    6 points Caveape80

    Used to have spirit week at my high school and bullying WAS ENCOURAGED by the administration toward the freshman, granted this was in the 90’s……it’s crazy how things have changed culturally.

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    4 points udoneoguri

    Yes, I graduated in ‘94 and the administration and teachers didn’t do dick about bullying. The only thing they they tried to stop was fights and smoking lol

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    1 points Caveape80

    Same unless their was a fist fight or smoking or an attempt to skip class no teacher ever raised an eyebrow…..they even removed all the stall doors in the boy’s restroom in an attempt to stop smoking. All bullying was pretty much “oh boys will be boys!” So in my day mandatory nude showers were a thing and no joke kids would piss on the nerds during our shower time and nothing was done about it!

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    11 points pfroo40

    The OG Mean Girl

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    4 points StrangeAssonance

    She was fantastic in Dazed. It hasn’t been said but that movie had so much beginner talent in it.

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    2 points superanth

    OMG that was her!!

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    2 points No_Warthog_3584

    She’s the spitting image of Elizabeth Montgomery in this photo.

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    1 points FelinaKile

    I always think of the scene at the party in the woods when she says “Lick me! All of you!” while flipping everyone the bird. 🖕🏻😝

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    -2 points DrummerSteve

    ARRAY!!!

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  • 124 points Aquanimitee

    Is She looking for her Busy Bee?

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    62 points SpiritedScientist805

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    36 points Drcornelius1983

    You’ve been gone for an hour and you come back with this purple thing!?!

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    17 points TucoNick

    It's reminiscent of a bee.

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    6 points Aquanimitee

    I want some of that honey

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    15 points LieutenantWeinberg

    That is a bear in a bee costume.

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    9 points Ozymannoches

    Here it is! Is this it?

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    6 points Drcornelius1983

    This is the least like a bee

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    10 points skeptoid79

    No, her lorazepam.

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    3 points Whydoineedtodothis60

    Seriously!

    I guess I'll just have to drink myself to sleep

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    6 points GuyanaFlavorAid

    Her absolutely unhinged reaction to the loss of busy bee was fantastic. 

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    3 points BoonScepter

    What are you a wizard?! Are you a genius?!

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    4 points razzzburry

    OF COURSE I LOOKED UNDER THE BED! THAT'S WHERE YOU LOOK FOR WHEN YOU LOSE THINGS!

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  • 80 points jjllgg22

    Where’d her lorazepam go

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    9 points Krow101

    Boyfriend took them I bet.

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    6 points chizzled_booty

    *lorazepams

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    5 points PhuckingDuped

    You want to live in Taiwan?

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  • 64 points Exact-Truck-5248

    Her funniest had to be with Michael Hitchcock in, Best in Show. Perfect neurotic yuppie with adult braces.

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    20 points ciaomain

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    8 points Visible_Error_4743

    You sir, are a fish.

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    15 points GrimaceMusically

    We met at Starbuck's. Not the same Starbuck's, but we saw each other at different Starbuck's across the street from each other.

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    4 points Exact-Truck-5248

    "When Mommy and daddy make love, it's a beautiful thing.". Poor Beatrice. . F'ing HILARIOUS

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    1 points fromaries

    There used to be two Starbucks kitty corner on Robson and Thurlow in Vancouver. One closed down years ago. Can't imagine how expensive the lease would be.

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    1 points Spara-Extreme

    Yes. This.

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  • 137 points coldandhungry123

    Piper...NOOOOOOO!!!

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    17 points Judge_Juedy

    This picture makes me appreciate the piper casting so much more

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    11 points Tragiccurrant

    I yell Tim all the time

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    8 points toastedstoker

    Teeeee yummmmm

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    3 points KneeGroundbreaking93

    "Why're you with that middle aged weeeirdoo?" I would let her take me to South Carolina 🔥🔥

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  • 35 points Final-Strategy5169

    She was terrific in the remake of Lost in Space a few years ago. She played Dr. Smith (unlike Jonathan Harris or Gary Oldman) as a complex psychopath, grooming Will Robinson like a child molester. She was singularly creepy.

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    3 points truthfullyidgaf

    She was really good in it. Its what is refer her to now.

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  • 32 points RiverRaftingRabbi

    Parker Posey posing.

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    13 points wheezymustafa

    Parker Posey posing on a post

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    2 points Ladybugeater69

    Elle est poseyyyy

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  • 60 points Trolkarlen

    But does she know the Dewey Decimal System?

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    59 points Artistic-Tara

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    53 points Coconut-bird

    https://preview.redd.it/rlsbf660qz6g1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f84f8711770b0b34f1c8bdc7eb160a658899bce4

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    34 points Scrapla1

    Conan, The Librarian

    https://preview.redd.it/owa3x56mgz6g1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8196a3f255865d825e486f017a3dd93cb1c75e1

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    9 points Ok-Confusion2415

    for real in the 90s in Seattle there was a musclebound fella who was rumored to be in a gradschool library program who only ever rode a pretty fancy racing bike, wore only muscle tees and non-long shorts… and wore a fricking BROADSWORD on his back everywhere he went. He would excitedly explain that the sword is part of his religion. For a look-at-me nutcase he was pretty chill. His nom-de-Seattle in the era? CONAN THE LIBRARIAN

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    2 points The_Iron_Goat

    I remember that guy, but never got close enough to learn the librarian part

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    4 points mrkruk

    These books are….a little overdue….heh……..

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    13 points Maleficent-Crow-446

    ALL I WANT TO DO IS TO BE A LIBRARIAN!

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    13 points thefightingmongoose

    Deep cut

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    9 points torridQuiver

    Exactly, it’s one of those small skills that shows she’s fully in the zone, not just playing the part

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  • 28 points Forever_Away96

    The House of Yes is her defining performance as far as I go.

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    3 points Koumadin

    agree. its incredible

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  • 21 points NecessaryOk6815

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  • 19 points Shitbrick82

    Air raid, freshman.

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    2 points Aspieinblack1986

    At least she still has a job at the Dairy Queen.

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  • 19 points saintkev40

    My mom baby sat her. I met her twice. She grew up in my hometown and my family is friends with the Posey family.. Anyway...she was really sweet.

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    2 points TrueWar2533

    That's nice to hear. She plays such insufferable characters, you just assume she's probably like that in real life. Good acting.

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  • 16 points AdviceNotAskedFor

    Love that widows peak!

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    4 points botoxedbunnyboiler

    Came to say this. That widows peak is so prominent and awesome.

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  • 13 points Barbarella_ella

    Forever the Party Girl.

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  • 10 points zeppomiller

    A doctor without a degree. A survivor you love to hate in 2046.

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    3 points eta_carinae_311

    she was great in that show

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  • 10 points Material-Nothing9004

    I’ve always liked her. Great actress, wonderful attitude and pretty darn good looking too!

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  • 9 points daydaynono

    In addition to her great acting, she runs half marathons. I had my shoes repaired in Verona, NJ and there was a large photo on the wall of a NYC half-marathon. The owner of the shoe repair shop was in the photo and Ms. Posey was in the background.

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  • 10 points Enrico_Tortellini

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  • 8 points onedemtwodem

    She still looks great. I've always enjoyed her quirky vibe.

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  • 17 points BoldThrill

    She looks effortlessly beautiful

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    3 points tteuh

    Some would say, so damn bad

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  • 9 points DreadPriratesBooty

    Her performance in Best in Show! Amazing

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  • 8 points Vast-Pizza-7581

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  • 8 points SinfulWhisperxxo

    Fell in love with her in Kicking and Screaming. Miami is the ideal rs college girlfriend

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  • 5 points YoYoYi2

    My Girl 2 in theaters , that's a vibe

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  • 6 points Free_Bookkeeper1851

    Love her. Still dominates every scene she’s in.

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  • 5 points Any-Celebration-2582

    https://preview.redd.it/xn5pvd55a27g1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956dd9817cdf9e7002a6bfbd3b678e03ce2e08c0

    SubUrbia, 1996

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  • 5 points ellbow3894

    Was that after her shift at the DQ?

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    3 points RoguePlanet2

    "I want to make a healthy....................Blizzard."

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  • 5 points Free_Alternative6365

    My Girl 2 on the billboard behind her is such a good time-capsule touch.

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  • 5 points Ponchoreborn

    You can kiss Fiona's cellulite free ass, too!

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  • 3 points Rainbike80

    "Where's her busy bee!"

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  • 5 points josdav82nd

    Stupid Hotel Manager

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  • 6 points DreambergLabs

    Stop by for a Coke if you’re thirsty.

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  • 4 points GorillaSuitGuy

    Queen! 👅

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  • 4 points Slickerthansandpaper

    She Completely convinced Louis C.K. her name was "Tape Recorder " . She ain't that bad folks. She's a great actress.

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  • 5 points Odd-Mastodon1212

    I always thought she could play Katherine Hepburn in a bio pic.

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  • 8 points ObsidianKissxx

    Beautiful. Big win for us widows peak fivehead ladies.

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  • 3 points KurtVonnegutWasRight

    "Heh-heh-hello!"

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  • 3 points Shuffleoftruffles

    What a great photo. And price of moet chandon.

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  • 3 points EdgeMaleficentthrice

    Talk about a hottie and with good sensibilities .

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  • 7 points ShouldofNoneButter

    I worship her

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  • 4 points bed_of_nails_

    Always loved her

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  • 4 points RosetteBabyGlow

    Anyone else horrified that 90’s qualifies as old school?

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    7 points Dareeyecare

    90s were only ten years ago what are you talking about ?

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    3 points CapeManiak

    2000 is considered old school in this sub.

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    1 points Intelligent-Rent4083

    Now that's sad

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    4 points OrSomeSuch

    We're further from the 90’s now than we were from the 60's in the 90's

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    2 points Old_Interaction_9009

    All of them?!

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    6 points Superhereaux

    1994 was 31 years ago.

    “31 years ago” in 1994 would be 1963. I’d consider that old school in 1994.

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  • 2 points Sandberg231984

    The tops

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  • 2 points Additional_Opposite3

    Oh Piper, nooooo!”

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  • 2 points d4nkst4hz

    Dang yep, check out My Girl 2 on the marquee

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  • 2 points BreakfastFuzzy6602

    Yes please.

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  • 2 points scorpious

    Soo NAH may!

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  • 2 points alek_hiddel

    Strong Fran Drescher vibes.

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  • 2 points Ok_Nothing_8028

    Looks sultry

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  • 2 points Even_Opportunity_639

    she looks Faith Leon

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  • 2 points GLASSMANJD

    I loved her in Futurama =)

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  • 2 points Ballamookieofficial

    I just realised that's her in dazed and confused I didn't recognise her in blade.

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  • 2 points JTTexas323

    This is taken on sunset blvd just west of the intersection of crescent heights and sunset blvd. You can see 8100 sunset vlvd in the background. And an ad for My Girl 2.

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  • 2 points greggers1980

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  • 2 points Intelligent-Rent4083

    I've seen Party Girl 50 times. Also check out Clockwatchers

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    1 points DamiNThorne

    Both are excellent films, definitely on the list of movies people should watch, if they like movies.

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  • 4 points CrimsonThrillx

    She’s always been so damn bad

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  • 2 points CrimsonThrillx

    She’s always been so damn bad

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  • 2 points AtBat3

    Harper neauuuuuu

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  • 2 points tom_zanzabar

    fresh

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  • 2 points Bitter_Chemistry_733

    Love her acting and her attitude

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  • 1 points Clutchguy77

    That widows peak drives me nuts.

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  • 1 points 18ekko

    Look at that defined widow's peak in 1994, and it took another 10 years to put her in a vampire movie.

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  • 1 points Oldestswinger

    Piper nooooo

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  • 1 points CoachOeaux

    Peak Parker Posey. Who’m I kidding? She’s still peaking.

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  • 1 points BlueHawk75

    She was the shit.

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  • 1 points Ok-Sale-8105

    Come on down to the DQ and get a coke!!

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  • 1 points nomamesgueyz

    Cute

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  • 1 points faygodungeon

    icon

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  • 1 points Altered_Experienc3

    That is Elizabeth Banks with dark hair.

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  • 1 points badtex66

    Damn! The hottest chick named Parker eva!

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  • 1 points Available_Cut_7276

    Joe List was right

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  • 1 points framsanon

    🎶Lovely Rita Meter maid, nothing can come between us … 🎵

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  • 1 points rnew76

    I graduated H.S. in 1994...I still wish her the most amazing life as I ALWAYS thought she was the most amazing person I was enamoured with during that time <3

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  • 1 points Limp_Cheek_4035

    Still a very pretty lady!

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  • 1 points johntwoods

    Liquor Locker, still in fine form back there on the left.

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  • 1 points LawnStar

    The true love is still real. Oh yes. Never to fade.

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  • 1 points Fossil_Relocator

    Although I am easily old enough to remember her, if you had asked me who Parker Posey was before I saw that photo, I would have said that'he'was a NASCAR driver. I don't know why.

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  • 2 points Cccookielover

    I’ve always found her annoying, except in Christopher Guest movies.

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  • 1 points Markiza24

    She was so Cute! Amazing Woman now

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  • -4 points SimpleGuy7

    Never got the appeal

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  • -2 points double-06

    Eddie Munster vibes

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  • -1 points Familiar_End2487

    🤢🤮

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  • 0 points nomamesgueyz

    Cute

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