Weaver ants in your pants couldn’t possibly go wrong!
  • 1 points GamerGirlLex77

    If anyone is wondering what weaver ant bites do, here is the Google answer:

    A weaver ant bite is painful and often involves a spray of formic acid, causing stinging and potential skin irritation. Treatment includes washing the area with soap and water, applying a cold compress, and avoiding scratching to prevent infection. While individual bites are usually mild, swarms can be more severe, and you should seek immediate medical attention if you have a severe allergic reaction like difficulty breathing or swelling of the face and throat

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  • 117 points Atsu_san_

    What did he think was gonna happen????

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    90 points GamerGirlLex77

    I can’t even imagine what he was thinking. I guess he really wanted internet points or something.

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    38 points thievingwillow

    Honestly I saw this flavor of stupid from teenage boys in my own childhood, which was way before social media. 😂

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    15 points GamerGirlLex77

    My brother was also this stupid when he was younger to be fair

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    3 points Junior_Ad_7613

    At music camp one year some of the brass players offered the fat kid who played trombone $20 if he would run face first into a brick wall. Because they thought it would be funny to watch him bounce off. And the idiot did it, and had to go home and miss the rest of camp. But he got his $20!

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    3 points Dark_Moonstruck

    If someone has ever raised a boy, the fastest way to get them out of their chair and running is a young boy's voice yelling "Hey guys watch this!"

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    21 points MyyWifeRocks

    I think he’s secretly hoping for a permanent swelling reaction.

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    7 points MikeHfuhruhurr

    I've only heard that the reaction is making you dance. But the reason was unknown.

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  • 42 points Lurkinginzaback

    "Only for entertainment, do not attempt"

    Clout is a hell of a drug

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    14 points GamerGirlLex77

    I hope it was worth it 😵‍💫

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  • 32 points BloodRush12345

    I have often heard a variation of the term "they danced like they had ants in their pants". I'm glad I now know how insulted to feel from that assessment 🤣🤣

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  • 16 points StasiaGreyErotica
    1. Go on YouTube

    2. Watch Jackass clips

    3. Emulate Jackass clips

    4. Get ants in your pants

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  • 30 points Patricio_Guapo

    The funny thing is how immediate it was. He went from confidence to panic is .001 seconds.

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    9 points GamerGirlLex77

    That was truly good comedy

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  • 8 points BurntUmberit

    "There's an ant on my penis; beat it off!!!"

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  • 5 points JMLSP

    Never thought I'd see a crossover between Jackass and Dr. Seuss.

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  • 7 points _buffy_summers

    Idiocracy is real.

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    5 points GamerGirlLex77

    Truly

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  • 6 points Weemoggie

    Welp...they do say if ur gonna be dumb u gotta be tough, tho unfortunately this poor chap only got the 1st half 

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  • 5 points NewLeave2007

    This is another one for r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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  • 5 points ButcbMasculinity

    File this under reasons women live longer than men.

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  • 4 points TheHelpfulOtter

    Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!

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    3 points GamerGirlLex77

    I cannot imagine why someone would do this on purpose and then freak out at the consequences.

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  • 3 points SteroidSandwich

    Hi I'm Steve-O and welcome to "Antz in the Pantz!"

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  • 3 points lesbian_goose

    REAL men would go for bullet ants instead

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  • 2 points multitool-collector

    PLEASE, someone send this to Ants pants (the youtuber), I would love to see his reaction to this

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  • 2 points pappaburgundy

    Irrational confidence 11/10

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    2 points BrockJonesPI

    Getting a +2 from youthful arrogance.

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  • 2 points Moonlight-Lullaby

    I thought it was bad when I accidentally stepped in a fire ant hill. And weaver ants sound worse, I can’t imagine putting them down my pants. I doubt the healing process is pleasant, especially there.

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  • 2 points ScytheFokker

    $20 is $20....

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  • 2 points Canagliflozin

    I like when they do it to themselves so I can laugh guilt free.

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  • 2 points thinksying

    Oh look - it’s an alpha male in the wild! Look at him in his natural habitat!

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  • 1 points ordinaryhorse

    Just why

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  • 1 points chiskgela

    I can’t believe he still posted it… I guess swelling still counts as big balls

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