Lady friend and I were drunk and she wanted to have fun with me while I play rocket league on my embody. I told her I didn’t want that unless she got us a towel for me to put on top of the chair as to not stain the fabric. She got angry, stated I ruined the mood and walked out. Before she slammed the door she yelled “fuck your stupid little chair”.
I ended up losing the game because of the distraction, I hopped off the game and started watching my favorite Chair YouTuber Ahnestly.
I ended up meeting with my Friend Albert after to tell him the story. He got a kick out of, gave me a crisp $100 bill then clapped for me. Am I the asshole here? Is she just jealous of my lumbar support? Idk girls are weird.
Even my dog understands to put a blanket down before he uses it

Bro just found out you can make money karma farming from Reddit lol
I also sell beanie babies, I make a fortune
This guy chairs
r/officechairscirclejerk
Ill take this over "iS tHiS a ReAl hErmAn MilLeR???" Any day
You were afraid you'd leave a brown streak weren't you?
Not the asshole. Embody in this economy is worth more than her. Understandable.
This but unironically
That’s a cute dog
Ye autist
So does this mean I was in the right?
It’s means yuh autist