It's kind of funny to me how, for a lot of people, the only thing they miss about their ex is her pussy. Not that I don't get it, most women are... a piece of work, to say the least.
I hope this is sarcasm or a joke thats gone over my head, but just in case its not:
Most? Really? Seems like a huge leap to think its the majority of women lol.
To me, it mostly comes across like light hearted insert default response here humour, not a reflection of men missing only their exes pussies 🤣 talk about putting words in peoples mouths.
My guess, and I don't know you, so hey, I might be wrong, is that you have either unreasonable expectations of women, or you're hanging around the wrong women.
Men and women, on the whole, are good, normal and reasonable people.
If this isn't your experience, IMO, you likely need to change something, be it yourself, or your the people you associate with.
And yes, the latter. My experience comes from a history of bad luck with women. There are 2* who haven't been to some degree awful: My ex, which turned out to be a (trans-) man (*so that's not really a woman, it's a man through and through), and my wife.
So you know what? You're right. I'm a bit bitter and there are probably a lot more nice gals out there than there have been pieces of work in my past.
I guess I could have even saved myself a lot of pain during those times, had I been a higher quality guy to not attract women like that.
So, again, you're right. I shouldn't generalize like that. It's the same toxic thinking that makes lots of women think all men are only after sex.
Agreed, but kudos for acknowledging that :) It can be hard to do, and is somewhat rarer than it should be on the internet. It's totally normal to get soured and embittered by things that happen to you, especially if they happen more than once, and it can be hard to drag yourself out of that thinking. For me, it's that I tend to jump to the cynical side of things because of all the bad I see in the world. I have to force myself to list nice or good things, and I try to find silver linings where I can. I promise you that there's not just nice, but phenomenal women out there, just as there are men. And knowing my own pitfalls, helps me avoid them. Hopefully that happens for you too.
Lube not needed
Built in lube! 😜
She really churns up my feelings.
Looks like it already got slapped a couple of times too
Are you trying to say she buttered your toast???
Barb!
It spreads easily
Did you watch American Pie ?
Stick it in!
Can’t believe it’s not real *****
eat it now
Soon to be a nut butter
Oh step-butta
This butter isn't interested in you unless you 6'3
How did this pass quality control
I claim sloppy seconds !
Looks like its been around the block a bit.
Been there done that, some of the best nuts I've ever busted. You should try a watermelon sometime...lol boy that'll really grab you by the boo boo
It's kind of funny to me how, for a lot of people, the only thing they miss about their ex is her pussy. Not that I don't get it, most women are... a piece of work, to say the least.
I hope this is sarcasm or a joke thats gone over my head, but just in case its not:
Most? Really? Seems like a huge leap to think its the majority of women lol. To me, it mostly comes across like light hearted insert default response here humour, not a reflection of men missing only their exes pussies 🤣 talk about putting words in peoples mouths.
My guess, and I don't know you, so hey, I might be wrong, is that you have either unreasonable expectations of women, or you're hanging around the wrong women.
Men and women, on the whole, are good, normal and reasonable people. If this isn't your experience, IMO, you likely need to change something, be it yourself, or your the people you associate with.
Good luck!
Have my upvote.
And yes, the latter. My experience comes from a history of bad luck with women. There are 2* who haven't been to some degree awful: My ex, which turned out to be a (trans-) man (*so that's not really a woman, it's a man through and through), and my wife.
So you know what? You're right. I'm a bit bitter and there are probably a lot more nice gals out there than there have been pieces of work in my past.
I guess I could have even saved myself a lot of pain during those times, had I been a higher quality guy to not attract women like that.
So, again, you're right. I shouldn't generalize like that. It's the same toxic thinking that makes lots of women think all men are only after sex.
Agreed, but kudos for acknowledging that :) It can be hard to do, and is somewhat rarer than it should be on the internet. It's totally normal to get soured and embittered by things that happen to you, especially if they happen more than once, and it can be hard to drag yourself out of that thinking. For me, it's that I tend to jump to the cynical side of things because of all the bad I see in the world. I have to force myself to list nice or good things, and I try to find silver linings where I can. I promise you that there's not just nice, but phenomenal women out there, just as there are men. And knowing my own pitfalls, helps me avoid them. Hopefully that happens for you too.
You've got this. Have an excellent 2026!
Same to you, man!
Not me, I miss the times we used to cherish walking through the park