That thang is just missing a circulatory system.
That thang has a mortgage.
That thang has a wife and kids to feed.
That thang will ruin your credit score.
Likely a shin kuroda carrot. 'He' is in high demand. Will be taken off the market by a soon to be satisfied customer. 😏😂
How sweet it is. It will ruin you for all other carrots. Depending on how you use it, it can ruin you for all other vegetables (and other things). Literally!
“ and now I shall make it disappear!”
BBC Big Brawny Carrot
Hilarious!!
No wonder she calls me her carrot
Something is definitely wrong with this carrot. Is it radioactive?
I saw that Gilligan’s Island.
That thang is just missing a circulatory system. That thang has a mortgage. That thang has a wife and kids to feed. That thang will ruin your credit score.
That thang is going to ruin something
Please don’t the vegetables
Rooting for you!
I see what you did there.
Nope... No GMOs to see here, keep moving.
You got this.
And if you do, we want pictures.🥰
Welcome to the Hotel Horsecock, heres a complimentary carrot.
Im gonna do it
Me first
I'm kinda intimidated XD
Whelp. I've never been the same since someone commented a horse*ock subreddit. This carrot tracks
Whatever you do, DO NOT look up the Enumclaw horse sex case, which I have conveniently linked here, just in case you're a masochist.
They done framed the horse too
The perfect one
That’s insane
Whatever you’re into.
all I would do if I just find a cock like that
Let me see you use it
Do it. (Said in the voice of Emperor Palpatine).
Yes, please do it and post pics!!!🔥🔥🔥💦💦💦
Hmmm.....wish it vibrates!!!!!! Lol
Ooooooo💕💕
Dont put that in your ass
Throws off the new meaning of throwing a 🌭 down a hallway
Like the ones from Gilligan's Island
That's not a carrot, that's a cudgel.
Oh my 😲
Once a year, a store here has them. I almost thought it was something else at first.
Waiting for the right person to come along.
r/DontPutThatInYourAss
Don’t tell me what to do lol
😂😂😂😂
Likely a shin kuroda carrot. 'He' is in high demand. Will be taken off the market by a soon to be satisfied customer. 😏😂
How sweet it is. It will ruin you for all other carrots. Depending on how you use it, it can ruin you for all other vegetables (and other things). Literally!
I wish mine was genetically modified
lol
Thats oddly disturbing and arousing..i have the strangest hard on....
Fell in some ooz. TGRI 😎👍
Oooh Matron!
SHE DID IT, AND IT WAS FULFILLING TO THE MAX !
This is the carrot she tells you not to worry about.