Met her at the Christmas party, should I call her?
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  • 5 points Lovemomboobs1

    Ham wallet!!

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    1 points KDOGGG196

    Ham curtains!!!

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  • 4 points Background_Humor5838

    Her lips are looking dry in your absence.

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    5 points Legitimate-Log-6542

    Or presence?

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    5 points Background_Humor5838

    Posssiblyyy

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  • 4 points Dense-Stranger9977

    Ohh that's crusty.

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  • 3 points kwirk23

    Yes

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  • 2 points HoneydewWestern1054

    Looks good I’m hungry 

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    2 points HoneydewWestern1054

    Send dm 

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    1 points Shrimp_N_Fries

    Honest question. Does this work? Your comment history is filled with dm me messages lol

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    1 points HoneydewWestern1054

    lol no

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    1 points Shrimp_N_Fries

    I appreciate the honesty. lol

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    1 points HoneydewWestern1054

    okay once but no lol

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    1 points Shrimp_N_Fries

    Wait once? But no? You get catfished?

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    1 points Shrimp_N_Fries

    I laughed at one comment. It was like, anyone want to eat me out every day lol. got to love AI trash

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    1 points HoneydewWestern1054

    yes

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  • 2 points Priest124

    Looks like she’s not lacking any callers!

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  • 2 points Misohowknee

    That ham better stop fuckin around

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  • 2 points GamerFreak3110

    everything reminds me of her

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  • 2 points Former_Recording_998

    Where is the glaze? That finishes it off

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  • 2 points throwaway--------12

    File under gonewild

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  • 2 points Nervous-Belt-7883

    As long as there is no cheese, I will put it my mouth.

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  • 2 points ComprehensiveBag9200

    She look tender

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  • 2 points Alarmed_Aardvark7462

    Pussy is pussy and salt is salt, if you don't get none it's your own damn falt

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    1 points AFAM_illuminat0r

    Yer a wizard, er ... poet Harry !!

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  • 2 points kenrockrider

    My fault should have eaten her with a fork and spoon. Instead of using my mouth as a savage.

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  • 2 points Technical_Joke7180

    Absolutely not, I heard she was just giving it away.

    Imagine a GD Tom dick and Harry at a party with her

    Giving her ye ol' harry dick of Tom

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  • 2 points BamBam-BamBam

    Nah, she's a pig.

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  • 2 points LilTatGrl

    Haaammmmsolutely!

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  • 2 points Conundrum195

    Is that Scarlett Johansson?

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  • 2 points SeveredX1

    Looks a little dry, prolly a big Ole girl, and im guessing she rolled around in her own feces.... Wtf are you waiting on???

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  • 2 points TheMadDruid

    If you don’t I know someone who will.

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  • 2 points Ultima_maris_sciurus

    If you don't I'm gonna

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  • 2 points SheepherderNo6320

    Wife

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  • 2 points Repulsive-Response-1

    No. You have no idea who's been there already.

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    1 points Shagadelic_Historian

    Indeed

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  • 2 points TheFloatingWisp

    Hey man, all that yellow stuff makes me think she may have some kind of bad infection. Be careful before spanking those big ham cheeks of hers again.

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  • 1 points Ashamed-Republic8909

    Beef roast

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  • 1 points Primary_Mind_6887

    Arby's

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  • 1 points Nervous-Belt-7883

    Must be asian heritage eh,

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  • 1 points no___homo

    Oh step-roast

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  • 1 points Marcomatic68

    Well defined open lips!

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  • 1 points viejorob669

    Delicious ham and Swiss sandwich!

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  • 1 points nothofagusismymother

    Index book of hook ups?

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  • 1 points OralProbe

    If you dont I will

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  • 1 points Decent-Pressure4930

    Oh, gee. Well, at least you don't have worry about her talking back at you.

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  • 1 points Zealousideal-Ad-6294

    Ham Bam thank ya Mam.

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  • 1 points Shrimp_N_Fries

    May need medicine

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  • 1 points Ok-Permission-2672

    Make haste! Others want to eat her too; also she won't glisten for long...

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  • 1 points SebastainDerring

    Well.... also looks like the Eye of Sauron. Careful, there!

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  • 1 points ItsaHoliday11914

    Meat curtains

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  • 1 points AFAM_illuminat0r

    Miss Piggy

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  • 1 points PIERCED_N_HUNG68

    She looks extremely dry !

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  • 1 points WhywouldIwanthat

    Could use some gravy.

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  • 1 points Downtown-Response659

    4sure

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  • 1 points Downtown-Letter-6850

    Mom

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  • 1 points That-Boi-Cra-Z-007

    It’s like an egg and ham breakfast. The chicken is just involved but the pig is totally committed.

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  • 1 points lordmonochrom9

    Blow that phone up

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  • 1 points Suspicious_Doubt7898

    Could use some lotion

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  • 1 points xxjuciyiu

    She looks a little rough man

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  • 1 points Rockstat_

    Musty lips

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  • 1 points Winter_Excitement717

    She looks VERY well done pal. Don’t pop your meat probe in there.

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  • 1 points z9vown

    My ex-wife anywhere

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