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  • 23 points Dear-Somewhere-3468

    Well, you do ride both of those items

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    -6 points HoneydewWestern1054

    sweet nice send dm if u want

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    4 points LilRatGremlin

    :0

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    1 points HoneydewWestern1054

    Yes dm me 

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    1 points LilRatGremlin

    :3

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    3 points SnooDoggos8487

    Lmao this guy goes hard

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    2 points Slav-Houndz187

    He said hard….

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    2 points deznutz20200

    I like this man

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  • 15 points HoneydewWestern1054

    nice candy cane

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  • 9 points Rozwell61

    Does she plan on taking long rides on it?

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    2 points wesmanh

    Extremely long rides deep into the unknown

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    1 points Bazil-Broketail

    I'm betting she is at least familiar with the destination... She only gets there alone, but she knows the way.

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    1 points ButtChugMcNuggetson

    how deep?

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  • 5 points style-addict

    Something tells me she’s gonna love it 😉🤭

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    1 points Theoden48

    Would you?

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    1 points style-addict

    I enjoy my battery operated toy very much 😉

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    1 points Theoden48

    Oooo 👀 You got multiple?

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    1 points style-addict

    No just 1. But that one came with a free bullet which I haven’t used 🥴🤣

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    1 points Theoden48

    Why haven't you given it a go as well?

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    1 points style-addict

    The vibration of the bullet feels weird. I’m scared I’ll get electrocuted 😰😰😰

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    1 points Theoden48

    Does it feel like tingly or something?

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    1 points style-addict

    I can just tell there’s something off with it when I hold it in my hand which is probably why it’s free. I refuse to burn my vaginal walls 🤣 plus the actual vibrator I purchased is all I need aside from my boyfriend’s 🍆

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    1 points Theoden48

    Fair enough like it might be fine but no need to risk it if you don't want to. How's the actual vibe differ?

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  • 2 points MikeyK42683

    The gays call it a bike

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    1 points deznutz20200

    Good humor good sir

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  • 2 points Silly-Key887

    am i crazy for getting a really inappropriate first thought to what that was..

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    1 points deznutz20200

    It uh it is what you think it is

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  • 1 points Ok-Reason7313

    Not a bike but it could be something for her to ride

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  • 1 points LordVixen

    She can ride it.

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  • 1 points Longjumping_Oil_8746

    No she doesn't

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  • 1 points ExamProper8608

    Send pics of you riding that bike.

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  • 1 points imbirdie2

    Joy stick is my guess

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  • 1 points ViewHappy651

    At least she can sit on it.

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  • 1 points Content-Grade-3869

    Well technically , she will be able to ride it

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    1 points deznutz20200

    I watched you come online good sir

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  • 1 points mamamikey

    Asspounder 4000

    The asspounder, never stop pumping.

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  • 1 points MountainAnxious4606

    like a bike she can take it for a ride

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  • 1 points IllustriousEnigmatic

    Not a bike but it will give you a hell of a ride

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  • 1 points According_Ad1546

    Just remove a bike seat and attach this instead.

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  • 1 points Kaleidoscopexo

    wtf is it? lol

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    2 points RonRokker

    Well, WTF do you think that is, a candy cane? It's a dildo! 😃

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  • 1 points No-Sink-762

    No its the training wheels for the bike 😎

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  • 1 points Intelligent-Base-716

    Ooooo💕💕

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    1 points Theoden48

    Something you'd take for a ride lol?

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    1 points Intelligent-Base-716

    Oh yes!! 💕💕

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    1 points Theoden48

    How far think you'd get? Already have a collection?

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    1 points Intelligent-Base-716

    I am not sure I have a “collection” but I have a few fun things in my bedroom. I’d definitely have a go!! 💕💕

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    1 points Theoden48

    Oooo 👀 Chance you wanna take it to dms and share what they are?

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    1 points Intelligent-Base-716

    Naughty!! 💕💕

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  • 1 points OkRock799

    Maybe a unicycle

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  • 1 points Joe4H

    Hopes it's a bike SEAT....

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  • 1 points Appropriate_Stage707

    Is she a horse?🤷‍♂️

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  • 1 points Adventurous_Force116

    I hope it's the bike seat I asked for better grip

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  • 1 points AdLimp9461

    i want a bike like that!!

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  • 1 points Economy_Ad727

    Its an badminton racket.....for sure

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  • 1 points Mundane_Storm_2257

    Must be comfortable for you to put on a bike

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  • 1 points Same-Ad5928

    Look Mum, no hands....

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  • 1 points Clipp3r_offocial

    Or a PS5

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  • 0 points Own-Tank5998

    She will have to ride it anyway.

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