And then she made it disappear 😏
Unlike the husband got to do.
"my wife" 😂
Refused to chop it?
"Found"
Big one
That carrot beta chill 😎
You mean ex wife
Seems she wanted a copy
The difference between horny and hungry? Where you put the carrot.
Afterwords she made carrot cake
Cream pie
That's what we call a self-care-ot
r/dontputthatinyourass
I've had bigger carrots 😛
How were those haha
Oh my god.
r/DontPutThatinYourAss
That will never be eaten, yet used often
Ask her what she plans on using it for?
Fnnaaaar, fnnaaaar!
I bet she found that tasty
No wonder it's so orange.
I want one
It looks stone washed.
And then she made it disappear 😏
Unlike the husband got to do.
"my wife" 😂
Refused to chop it?
"Found"
Big one
That carrot beta chill 😎
You mean ex wife
Seems she wanted a copy
The difference between horny and hungry? Where you put the carrot.
Afterwords she made carrot cake
Cream pie
That's what we call a self-care-ot
r/dontputthatinyourass
I've had bigger carrots 😛
How were those haha
Oh my god.
r/DontPutThatinYourAss
That will never be eaten, yet used often
Ask her what she plans on using it for?
Fnnaaaar, fnnaaaar!
I bet she found that tasty
No wonder it's so orange.
I want one
It looks stone washed.