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  • 7 points ohididnttellyou84

    Nope

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    6 points alwayskared

    Do you have to lick this before you stick it

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    4 points Noemilkshake

    Yes

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    3 points Parking_Fee_5906

    Thought as much

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    2 points ThinkRecommendation6

    God bless you you are a better man than me because even if I am so horny iam not that crazy

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    2 points Elegant_Stock6870

    Nah, just spit lmao 🤣

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    2 points Dear-Somewhere-3468

    Lemme slip on my Kevlar condom real quick

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  • 3 points gtonly

    I still gonna

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    1 points YGsooocrazy

    lol

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    1 points Turbodann

    I should call her...

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  • 3 points NitNads

    You wouldn’t even have to tell me once

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    3 points Pretty_Specialist909

    😂

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    1 points uberdude90210

    Not after the last time right???

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  • 3 points B4d_B1tch_Quinn

    “Don’t put your dick in that” Tonight at 11

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    2 points MtDewMike

    r/dontputyourdickinthat

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  • 2 points Irisssw

    But what if im....careful......

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    3 points Infinite_Ad7107

    Use protection

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    3 points KevinT1701

    This requires a whole new level of protection

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    2 points Capt-everything

    Wear the Trojan armor Maybe get it a good waxing too while you're at it

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    1 points Business-Union

    Spartan armor would probably work better.

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    1 points Irisssw

    For sure, i will use it...

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    1 points Loosetrooth44

    just use more lube

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    1 points Irisssw

    Protection or lube....i think lube would be good too....

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    1 points dirtfan711

    Talk about a broken rubber 🤣

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  • 2 points GalacticSettler

    Everything reminds me of her.

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    2 points Due-Village-5890

    Lmao! Thanks!

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  • 2 points G00DP07470

    i should call him

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    2 points DutchieThijs

    Yeah, do it

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  • 2 points sluttyman69

    Hmm 🤔

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  • 2 points Low-Neat891

    How much?

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    1 points DutchieThijs

    €69,69

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  • 2 points murphada212

    Nope!

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  • 2 points Dot182

    I have done worse.

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    1 points s1las1z0dd

    ...as in?

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    1 points Dot182

    A box of Legos 😜

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    1 points s1las1z0dd

    Yk what thats valid if I had a dih I'd try that too

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  • 2 points cedar212

    Stubble! Yeah. Don't wanna grind on that.

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  • 1 points cottagecheezecake

    I'll hold the camera while you do it.

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    1 points DutchieThijs

    Bet

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  • 1 points Exotic_Discussion978

    I would sit on it no panties

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    1 points DutchieThijs

    Sounds good

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    1 points MR_D3S4I

    FAAAAAHHHH

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  • 1 points Old_Reality_9723

    ouch

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  • 1 points Shh-poster

    Hold still

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  • 1 points FriendshipOne1972

    Lmmfao 🤣 ok

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  • 1 points Inevitable-Storm3668

    Metaphorically I've been there 1000 times.

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  • 1 points Sigma-Wolves

    With enough lube, this may work.

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    1 points DutchieThijs

    It does, I tried it

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    1 points stpeteslim

    My boss at the porn store once told me "With enough lube, you can fit anything anywhere."

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  • 1 points Karl2554

    Challenge accepted

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  • 1 points Reasonable_Lab_6738

    Talk about a tight grip 😂

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  • 1 points YGsooocrazy

    Well at least you didn’t say 💁🏽‍♀️triple dog dare😂😂😂I’ll grab the popcorn and go straight to your comments!!!

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    1 points DutchieThijs

    I triple dog dare you

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    1 points YGsooocrazy

    😂😂😂😂

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    2 points DutchieThijs

    Have fun! 😂😂

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  • 1 points FeatureOk2971

    Plenty of aloe for trying

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  • 1 points Moondeezee

    Don't threaten me with a good time🤤🤤🤤🤤💦💦💦💦

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    1 points DutchieThijs

    Do it

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    1 points EssentialCoCo

    Ahh, the masochist...

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  • 1 points boanerges57

    I feel like this plant is a metaphor waiting to happen

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  • 1 points CowAny397

    Yall fr get turned on by anything.. GET A JOB

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    1 points rush-banana

    Like, a hand job? I totally agree that would help

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    1 points EssentialCoCo

    If you really want to get a head, blow jobs are even better.

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  • 1 points SpunkyMcFunPants

    Paige, No!

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  • 1 points fanofoz

    Nope

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  • 1 points Mean_Cry7984

    Not even with a kevlar condom.

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  • 1 points Awkward-Penalty6313

    National lampoons, Pan American pie

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  • 1 points fallensurvivor01

    High risk high reward

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  • 1 points fallensurvivor01

    High risk high reward

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  • 1 points Crease_Monkey

    In a Marquise de Sade sort of way, I suppose.

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  • 1 points Vast-Winner7162

    Naaaaa

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  • 1 points Old-Employer3063

    Shave it

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  • 1 points Slow_Presentation277

    Cactussy

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  • 1 points Knotashock

    I held one carefully in my gloves while repotting it. Still felt like Satan's hair...those gloves were rated for cactus. Ouch!!

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  • 1 points Vin_Seba

    Hmm one would need medical insurance after consumating the relationship with said cactus 🌵

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  • 1 points AdministrativeRun697

    It hurts so good!!

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  • 1 points AdministrativeRun697

    Cantaloupe is way better

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  • 1 points Cute_Effect_8825

    Ooo..www

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  • 1 points TheMadDruid

    Man if that thing has teeth…

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  • 1 points Several-Yesterday-48

    It’s wet on the inside.

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  • 1 points Loves2bedominated69

    Or some payotie bottoms

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  • 1 points NYCsspydr

    ILL PASS ON THAT ONE

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  • 1 points huge1hidden8

    Plump

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  • 1 points kperry1270

    Bad decisions!

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  • 1 points Only-Temperature-819

    Bet

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  • 1 points derekoco

    r/DontPutThatInYourAss

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  • 1 points Delicious_Gene6600

    Spiked for my pleasure.

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  • 1 points Routine_Routine455

    Thanks

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  • 1 points SHUGERTIDS

    Creampie that!

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  • 1 points Confident-Fill-7208

    You could shave it.... maybe

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  • 1 points PitifulCold5909

    Huh haha that's not what I had imminent. !2

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  • 1 points PitifulCold5909

    In mind

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  • 1 points livid_enchilada

    Reminds me of an Armenian girl I messed around with she was a wookie and a few times she hit me up she was between shaves..... Wonder what she's up to

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  • 1 points Hungry-Win-7364

    I prefer abstinence, hahaha

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  • 1 points Time_0fthe_BUTT

    Forbidden butthole

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  • 1 points Etheygum

    Metal Condoms: Mold ‘Em Before You Fold ‘Em

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  • 1 points RavmosheC

    Built in birth control.

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  • 1 points Viking-Mutt

    Looks good, but I think I’ll just admire it from a distance.🤣. ⬆️

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  • 1 points Pretty-Ad-8036

    I'm coming where is it. Mines so small I can get in the hole without hitting the needles.

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  • 1 points jsledge786

    I got divorced 2 years ago, last time I had sex was 2 years before that. So 6 years? Ill take one for the team. Is there a prize? Or just the story ill take with me?

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    1 points DutchieThijs

    The story is your prize and I'll toss a lollipop in there for you

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    1 points EssentialCoCo

    He'd probably rather you lick him like a lollipop... lol

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    1 points Ok_Rip_2104

    I'll give you a handi after.

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  • 1 points AgitatedBiscotti3413

    Just the tip.

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  • 1 points Unfair-Purpose-2100

    r/dontputyourdickinthat

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  • 1 points Ok-Tip1041

    Sure

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  • 1 points tourincinelli

    Shhheeeit I'll be in and out before you know it. Won't even touch the walls 😎. That things will have the most beautiful baby boy. I'll name him Spike. What'll be your baby's name from this baby momma?

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    1 points DutchieThijs

    Piper, because I laid pipe very rough on that cactussy

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  • 1 points According_Ad1546

    The ultimate glory hole

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  • 1 points Humble_Leave4315

    😅🤣😂

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  • 1 points ArkansasMilkWeed

    Just say NO! Before someone gets stuck in the 3rd eye blind willy and needs a cacti-letgome..

    Better kinks out there guys!

    But I would probably pay to watch... Lol

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  • 1 points Kokiri_Tora_9

    How much is the bet for?!

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  • 1 points GotaJob4U621

    I’ll pass

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  • 1 points No-Witness1623

    Here's the code for thid my girl thinks this going keep me out sonetimes . Code is Up down up down left right left right A. B .A. B . Select then start ..... boom your in lol

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  • 1 points No-Witness1623

    Cactass more like it

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  • 1 points Ultima_maris_sciurus

    I saw this on rotten.com in like 2006

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    1 points obrecht72

    And it still hits hard.

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  • 1 points nastyin916

    Would.

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  • 1 points DavidET1957

    Not even a triple dog dare.

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  • 1 points Fit-Mine3356

    Maybe

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  • 1 points HairyPoppins-2033

    I double dare you to

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  • 1 points LiteratureLopsided42

    pass

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  • 1 points Aggressive_Yam3947

    That would be a painful orgasm. ☠️

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  • 1 points Ok-Chemical7614

    Danger hole

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  • 1 points Icy-Opening-3990

    Had one b4. She always the second and third day after shaving. She liked to grind on my Jack the Rodston an I tell ya. Fourth day wake red on fire. Im sure some have been there an know exactly what im talking about. Like roadrash on poor ol Jack.

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  • 1 points BluEyeDevil669

    I'm wearing a Russian condom they are like agolash for your penis.

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  • 1 points Slobberatto2

    🤣👍👍👍👍

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  • 1 points AGoogolIsALot

    Don't threaten me with a good time.

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  • 1 points Amazing_While_4661

    Puts the "prick" in prickly.

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  • 1 points ThinkRecommendation6

    Nope not that crazy

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  • 1 points 50calkid

    zip challenge accepted 😎

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  • 1 points BetterHazeBetterDays

    Wait!! How did you get my ex-wife's picture??

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  • 1 points Titleofyursextape

    Babe, I think you need to make an appointment for another waxing.

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  • 1 points yt1300pilot

    Only if you pinch my nipples as I do it.

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  • 1 points 5ThGeaRedLined

    Will not be going with intrusive thoughts on this one lol

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  • 1 points Guilty-Paint-6675

    Not what "I" want in my mouth. Oops, Santa said I must be naughty or nice. Ok, so I am "naughty." Men like a woman to be naughty at times, right? "He" might like for me to be nice and naughty. Hope I didn't open my mouth and insert my foot. Not licking a foot, nope, not today. Lol <winking[ 😚

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    1 points Guilty-Paint-6675

    Originally from the east. Listen to the Beach Boys song about the Northern Girls. I am originally from the east. Listen to the Beach Boys song about the Northern Girls. CALIFORNIA GIRLS WORE BIKINIS. SOME snobby.

    I sold cars. No way could I be a snob. I was called vivacious by a teacher. Personality made me popular with the Football players and cheerleaders. So, I played some sports, Yada, yada. I can bend over and touch the flat part of my hands on a floor.

    Loved those fast cars. 1999 Pontiac Firebird. A Firebird is a Phoenix. God always my co-pilot. And so It goes.

    134 mph in Baltimore, MD. Who do I meet online a crazy race car driver. How bout that? Karma or coincidence? God in charge.

    🫠😉😙👍👄

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  • 1 points Guilty-Paint-6675

    Never dare a Northern woman. Not a girl anymore. ALL WOMAN waiting to meet a special man. Only God knows. He is my Lord and Savior. That will never change.

    When you meet the man God wants you to, never cheat. An engagement ring the man might give to you. How can a woman cheat on a man? I couldn't do that.

    Those eternal vows you pledge before God and this man mean everything. Some people disrespect God. I am sorry. I cannot do something like that. Do the right thing. Look into his eyes like he is the last man on this earth. God knows what is right. God is always in control and in charge of the heart ❤️.

    Amen, Ahwoman. Blessings to everyone. I pray all of you had a great Christmas. Party in a few days on New Year's Eve. Kiss that man who makes your heart flutter. Make everyone see what you are made of in this world full of uncertainty and chaos. Be yourself, be real. Love your creator. God will never leave your side.

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  • 1 points 1ducedaily

    Lol hell no

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  • 1 points Icy-Judgment5473

    I’d rather jerk off 😎

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  • 1 points _TheJourneyMan_

    Whole lotta nope

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  • 1 points Numb3r_Six

    Anything is a dildo as long as you’re brave enough.

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  • 1 points Shinning-Bright

    I laughed out loud

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  • 1 points Fat-Boy-HD

    Nope

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  • 1 points newswatcher-2538

    Notta tal

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  • 1 points newswatcher-2538

    What a real Prick

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  • 1 points Immediate-Ask-2597

    If there's a hole...

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  • 1 points kaoh5647

    The day before her waxing appointment

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  • 1 points Bearwaste-Spell3926

    Ill put the tip in

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  • 1 points TimidFox69

    How in the hell did I wind up here? *door slams

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  • 1 points Repulsive-Wing-3250

    Anything is fuckable if you're brave enough

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  • 1 points Rare_Restaurant_2757

    Ouch

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  • 1 points RubTop3365

    No that ok

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  • 1 points cabezon83

    Hold my beer.

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  • 1 points miker90_98

    Pass

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  • 1 points Aggravating_Ad5632

    An ex-girlfriend of mine used to get her buttcheeks waxed. A week or so later it would feel a lot like that looks.

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  • 1 points srood1

    Not even with my brother's dick!

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  • 1 points Skiitt

    Just the tip.

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  • 1 points Fix-Western

    I'm plucking it if desperate

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  • 1 points Chrsst916

    Just like a female dog

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  • 1 points adm1500

    Aww àà!qQ hñ9 ok 0

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  • 1 points Electronic-Neck-5259

    No thank you. Not into that

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  • 1 points Saint-Gerbilus

    Doesn't surprise me you found my ex wife advertising

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Oh that looks... sharp

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  • 1 points Normal-Discussion645

    Ouchhhh

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  • 1 points Tap_out_time

    Diddy would no hesitation

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  • 1 points Affectionate_Cod5120

    Ahhhhhh. That's a big fat no.

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  • 1 points Dazzling_Total6129

    To do???

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  • 1 points Dodabaloch11

    That would be a bit of a experience

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  • 1 points Crafty-Carpet2305

    Cactussy

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  • 1 points Cosatron

    Shaving stubble can be troubling, but who dares wins!

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  • 1 points FutureDeer5638

    All those pricks and only one hole!

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