“What? I’m Kinda Tied Off’
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  • 9 points starrpamph

    Both nuts and a chainsaw bar are technically three points of contact.

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  • 5 points heeltoelemon

    This is making my butthole clench. What if it kicks or swings back?

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    6 points SuperHeavyHydrogen

    Horror, death and misery

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    3 points heeltoelemon

    It's at a really good position to take off the base guy's head and part of the flyer guy's leg. All the arteries in one fell swoop.

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  • 3 points oshaisthissafe

    Don’t sneeze (either of u)

    💀

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  • 3 points Rats_OffToYa

    it's fine as long as you say "Mecha Shiva"

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  • 1 points DeePsiMon

    Decapitation followed by femoral artery

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  • 1 points greenmerica

    They must work for Asplundh

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