Nybtown must have 150+ not to mention all the graffiti, roll in this latest fad being over. Which minority will be the biggest problem in the country next? Spin the wheel! We've had immigrants, Muslims, gays, trans lately I think benefit claimants are overdue for a demonising....
Wot a way too go. Died for iz cuntreh. Nasunal ero.
Games not fackin gone lads
Real patriut 🇬🇧🦁🍻🦁🍻🦁🇬🇧
Cuntreh needs mor Paul Lumbers
Must have leaned too far right?
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Some men freeze to death in trenches in Northern France others die on the pavement on a Wimpey estate
Will lower the flags 2 half mast 4 him
they alredi is. we gotta lower em 2 half half mast then imo
Least we won’t need no ladders then
showin respect and raisin effishensee. its a win win lads
That would make it quarter mast. Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
U speekin frensh? It’s half half mast ya nobber!
...most already at half mast.
Forward thinking these lot.
May his 72 virgins await
What's he meant to do with 72 Andrew Tate fans?
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That's y we dun Brexit. Lejjund.
Woke lamppost
EU ladder
Martyrdom for people who microwave bacon.
Yo, what? Is that not done? You get it so crispy that way (and as a bonus can drain a lot of fat out of it).
His name will be sellotaped to that lampost with all the other fallen soldiers who died for are flag lol.
A council tax award letter with ‘Paul Woz Ere xXx’ scribbled on the back in biro, then sellotaped onto said lamppost for all to come and pay respects
Puttin up flags in 'eaven
LOL GOD BLESS XOXOXO
Bet them muslamic ray guns had him down....
nar m8 it were them mossie AI drones
We have the watch,brother. Walk the halls of valhalla.
Paul Lumber. Union Jack. There was a better headline in there somewhere.
Paul has unioned two things for the last time
Timber!!!
Died like a propa Brit 🇬🇧
Racism and incompetence!
Ow can he b raycist in ‘eaven? Fort so
HA CAN E BE RACIERLIST WEN E LUV MAYULU LIK IS OWN SON WEN HE SCORED THAT BELTA FOR BRISTOL FC, SIMPLE AS
They shud open pubs four an xtra 7 and arf ours in is memori
Get up those lampposts in heven Paul
Heaven is British !!!!!
Av bin heaven on me olidays, propa caravans
A propa lad, ingurlund ‘til e died
P..Lumber, whos next E.Lectrician.
Not the first nor will it be the last victim in this brutal war to save Britain! Rest in Valhalla sweet prince - Paul The Martyr
These days I'm surprised they didn't arrest him and throw him in jail first
When did this come in?
These days. Immediately arrested and thrown in jail. Union Jack hanging. Saying you're english. Indiscriminate really.
Maybe they arrest them because climbing up flag posts is dangerous
me when I have anger issues so I make shit up to be mad about
Are you saying that these days you will be immediately arrested and thrown in jail just for Union Jack hanging?
Yeah. These days. Just came in.
It's political correctness gone mad.
countrys gone
These days
Didn't, the chaps American and talking out of his arse.
Yanks go home
Paul Lumber? Union Jack? Paul Bunyan Lumber Jack?
r/DarwinAwards
Many pints of fosters will be raised in his name tonight
"paul lumber dies hanging union jacks from lampposts"
Sounds like a Beatles lyric.
oh boy
RIP He is wif Princes Di and the angles now.
And the XL bullies
If his name was lumber did his mate shout timber as he fell?
He shud av a nitehood!
Absolu ero woh a lad troyin a make this cuntre be’a
He's climbing the lamppost to heaven now.
Not enough Lumber support.
Died doing what he loved. Racism.
Ent nowt rasist abowt luvim yam cuntry nd ur flag m8
If he grabbed the flag on the way down, he could have lowered the flag to half mast for himself
Luv mi flags,,, hate lampposts. Simple as.
Must have been leaning too far to the right
'E leaned too far to the roight and fell dahn!
Wot a legend Rest In Piece
4eva in are harts
Felled lunber
May his secrefeis rymind everyone that this is are contry!
Paul Lumber? Union Jack? Paul Bunyan Lumber Jack?
Well, at least natural selection is still working
The decline in quality of the darwin awards will make some amusing reading as events like this are remembered in 100 years.
According to Google he was also a football hooligan in the '80s. Well there you go.
Just like our forefathers in WW2
I'll paint a roundabout in his honour...
khan’s lamppost
Pole flie'd so we cud walk. Fli high babes XXx love Barry
Well, thats one less vote for Deform.
The lamppost was black :/
He dyed a hero for are contreh rest in peece
One of are own
Would it surprise anybody to discover he had served multiple sentences for football hooliganism?
Gotta be careful on ladders. Don't lean to far to the right.
Leaned to far too the right
one less racist. a national tragedy
Stopp tha bouts!!!!!!!
His name was Paul Lumber
He deserved much worse, he was literally racist. Him and his family.
No way, that’s the second one now.
Luv are flag, ate gravity. Simple as.
Don't put flags up messging lol
I don't belive anyone has died.
People are not really understanding psyops and manipulation very well.
2 rite m8. And them moon landings r fake 2. It’s all teh deep state. End of
Hard to understand something that only exists in your head.
TTTTIIIIMMMMBBBBEEEERRRR! No wait. Sorry. Lumber.
Painter and Decorator, he certainly painted the pavement red
He must have gone too far right
Union JACK?!? None of those lampposts were on a ship, by any chance, were they?
Immagrunts made im do this.there 2 blame 4 this.
im so angry iv jus punched me telly again.there 2 blame 4 that an all
Fuks sake, jus dun it agen.
Forts and prayers hun
u 2 luv
Our Flag Means Death
These days you get killed just for saying youre English
It’s always the ones you least expect.
Ironically, RIP was the last sound he heard! As he grabbed the cheap nylon flag from China on his way down.
Ees the people's flagger, an ees in heven wit the angles.
Is there any news on the political leanings of the ladder manufacturer? I wouldn't be surprised if it was woke.
By the sound of things, it leaned too far right.
Hes wif da angles now
Bet his da paints roundabouts
Timber.
Poor Mr Lumber, went full timber.
Paul Lumber? P. Lumber? Plumber?
Nybtown must have 150+ not to mention all the graffiti, roll in this latest fad being over. Which minority will be the biggest problem in the country next? Spin the wheel! We've had immigrants, Muslims, gays, trans lately I think benefit claimants are overdue for a demonising....
He died for a for a cause.
Wut a muppet
LOL
The left celebrates the death of its political opponents.
That’s quite a grand way of describing a man who cable ties flags to lampposts.
Well from your condescending comment one can see that you would have certainly viewed him as an opponent.
Just as an idiot to be fair. What was he to you?