I'd say don't fight anyone in Waffle House at all unless you're say a Clan Elemental. And even if you are you should still wait for Imperial Space Marines to come back you up.
"If you've ever walked into a Waffle House you know you don't mess with the employees, you won't win. Waffle House employees have lived through some things."
Looks like it's the middle of the day too, everyone knows you gotta wait till the sun goes down to act a fool in a waffle house. After midnight the staff don't even come out of the kitchen except to wipe up the blood and call an ambulance, if you go after staff when the sun's out you got no one to blame for kicking the bees nest but yourself.
LMAO honestly I missed that part entirely but Ykw fuck it yeah I mean the meanest-nicest hick woman. You ever put a woman a compliment and she goes ‘fuck you’ but then will bake you cookies? Probably something like that (my best friend is a mean hick woman so I guess it just flew over my head lol)
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You have to train for Waffle House, you don't just go in and square up
I think they let you put your name on the wall if you win.
Yes, in your opponents blood
I'd say don't fight anyone in Waffle House at all unless you're say a Clan Elemental. And even if you are you should still wait for Imperial Space Marines to come back you up.
Nicolai Malthus would swagger in an issue a batchall
And then promptly get his teeth kicked in by a 5'10" 120lb line cook named skeeter.
120? Is he wearing a lead vest?
Nah that's just the nickels he carries for paying for shit.
He sounds absolutely terrifying
How many is he bidding?
Whatever it is, it's not enough
You’re gunna need a montage
Don't start a waffle house fight unless you're heavily armed, very basic lesson
Well that's just dishonorable
You actually have to find your weapons in the Waffle House, its the only rule
Someone post the video of the Waffle House employee catching the flying chair mid air with one hand
"If you've ever walked into a Waffle House you know you don't mess with the employees, you won't win. Waffle House employees have lived through some things."
https://youtu.be/FliJTGOQ0fQ?si=OPG0r10rU-ys8R0U
Someone. Anyone.
https://youtube.com/shorts/9vp1IARG5zI?si=0UzvNLG_SyXVmVJf
https://preview.redd.it/mf7mnreptg6g1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9400644e8e44e1e169f266bf9cc82a3afecc34
I wonder if there is a Goku version
Let us continue to wonder together.
Might be mandela effect, but I am like 70% sure I've seen a Goku version
I saw a Vegeta version on Thread lol
Jesus Christ. That’s like starting a fight with a full on gang. Now all Waffle House’s are hostile territory for this man.
It’s on sight, babyy
Looks like it's the middle of the day too, everyone knows you gotta wait till the sun goes down to act a fool in a waffle house. After midnight the staff don't even come out of the kitchen except to wipe up the blood and call an ambulance, if you go after staff when the sun's out you got no one to blame for kicking the bees nest but yourself.
“You in the wrong neighborhood, mother fucker!”
They ask you if you know how to fight in the interview.
Source: WaHo employee for five years.
Waffle House staffs are like 40% meth heads, 40% former convicts, and 20% the meanest hick women you’ll ever meet.
Those numbers are accurate, but it's a Venn diagram with a lot of overlap
What kind of Waffle House are you guys going to??? Every Waffle House I've been to has incredibly nice staff...
Don’t start shit, won’t be shit.
They didn’t say that. They’re just incredibly nice meth heads, convicts, and hick women.
So by mean they meant average then?
They are nice but if you make a ruckus it's like your mom using your full name but much worse.
LMAO honestly I missed that part entirely but Ykw fuck it yeah I mean the meanest-nicest hick woman. You ever put a woman a compliment and she goes ‘fuck you’ but then will bake you cookies? Probably something like that (my best friend is a mean hick woman so I guess it just flew over my head lol)
Oh I never said they weren’t nice. Sweetest people in the world. But they’re fuck you up when you step out of line.
Savannah, Georgia in 2006. Best hands I’ve ever seen thrown by an amateur.
You start a fight at the house, you just might get smothered, covered, chunked, diced, and in the worst case scenario, capped.
The guy is already in ass beat position - He’s cooked
Isn’t the second question on the Waffle House job application “Can you fight?”.
If this is your first night at Waffle House, you have to fight.
If you get jumped by Waffle House employees you deserve it
It’s literally a Tekken level lmao.
I hope Harada was watching
!remindme tekken waffle house stage announcement
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I’ve never been to a waffle house (dietary issues) but even I know waffle house staff have a reputation to uphold.
Waffle House staff can legally Rock Bottom you if you walk in with any dietary issues.
Please tell me it's this girl's boyfriend
it's GOTTA be
Waffle House employees are simply built different
Video?
Fight the customers ok, fck tha staff new lows