Waffle House fighting never goes well
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  • 1 points qualityvote2

    u/BaldHourGlass667, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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  • 305 points captain_trainwreck

    You have to train for Waffle House, you don't just go in and square up

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    120 points nanaacer

    I think they let you put your name on the wall if you win.

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    6 points captain_trainwreck

    Yes, in your opponents blood

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    39 points Darth_Annoying

    I'd say don't fight anyone in Waffle House at all unless you're say a Clan Elemental. And even if you are you should still wait for Imperial Space Marines to come back you up.

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    13 points jamesbeil

    Nicolai Malthus would swagger in an issue a batchall

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    10 points The_Lesser_Baldwin

    And then promptly get his teeth kicked in by a 5'10" 120lb line cook named skeeter.

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    6 points CPTherptyderp

    120? Is he wearing a lead vest?

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    3 points MelissaMiranti

    Nah that's just the nickels he carries for paying for shit.

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    1 points captain_trainwreck

    He sounds absolutely terrifying

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    1 points Darth_Annoying

    How many is he bidding?

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    1 points jamesbeil

    Whatever it is, it's not enough

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    4 points whatsinthesocks

    You’re gunna need a montage

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    4 points fireky2

    Don't start a waffle house fight unless you're heavily armed, very basic lesson

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    7 points DuelJ

    Well that's just dishonorable

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    2 points captain_trainwreck

    You actually have to find your weapons in the Waffle House, its the only rule

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  • 100 points ClumsyZebra80

    Someone post the video of the Waffle House employee catching the flying chair mid air with one hand

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    51 points CaineHackmanTheory

    "If you've ever walked into a Waffle House you know you don't mess with the employees, you won't win. Waffle House employees have lived through some things."

    https://youtu.be/FliJTGOQ0fQ?si=OPG0r10rU-ys8R0U

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    10 points agitated--crow

    Someone. Anyone. 

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    10 points DylenwithanE

    https://youtube.com/shorts/9vp1IARG5zI?si=0UzvNLG_SyXVmVJf

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  • 83 points Livid-Designer-6500

    https://preview.redd.it/mf7mnreptg6g1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9400644e8e44e1e169f266bf9cc82a3afecc34

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    14 points MrDannn

    I wonder if there is a Goku version

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    4 points agitated--crow

    Let us continue to wonder together. 

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    3 points Pleasant_Natural_136

    Might be mandela effect, but I am like 70% sure I've seen a Goku version

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    2 points MrDannn

    I saw a Vegeta version on Thread lol

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  • 177 points Feraligreater328

    Jesus Christ. That’s like starting a fight with a full on gang. Now all Waffle House’s are hostile territory for this man.

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    45 points MrDannn

    It’s on sight, babyy

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  • 84 points thrownededawayed

    Looks like it's the middle of the day too, everyone knows you gotta wait till the sun goes down to act a fool in a waffle house. After midnight the staff don't even come out of the kitchen except to wipe up the blood and call an ambulance, if you go after staff when the sun's out you got no one to blame for kicking the bees nest but yourself.

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  • 31 points SensualEnema

    “You in the wrong neighborhood, mother fucker!”

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  • 28 points el_torko

    They ask you if you know how to fight in the interview.

    Source: WaHo employee for five years.

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  • 44 points Night-Monkey15

    Waffle House staffs are like 40% meth heads, 40% former convicts, and 20% the meanest hick women you’ll ever meet.

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    31 points Substantial_Back_865

    Those numbers are accurate, but it's a Venn diagram with a lot of overlap

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    8 points IDontEvenLikeReddit3

    What kind of Waffle House are you guys going to??? Every Waffle House I've been to has incredibly nice staff...

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    15 points Kat121

    Don’t start shit, won’t be shit.

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    20 points DangDoood

    They didn’t say that. They’re just incredibly nice meth heads, convicts, and hick women.

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    5 points Several-Customer7048

    So by mean they meant average then?

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    3 points Zkenny13

    They are nice but if you make a ruckus it's like your mom using your full name but much worse. 

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    2 points DangDoood

    LMAO honestly I missed that part entirely but Ykw fuck it yeah I mean the meanest-nicest hick woman. You ever put a woman a compliment and she goes ‘fuck you’ but then will bake you cookies? Probably something like that (my best friend is a mean hick woman so I guess it just flew over my head lol)

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    2 points Night-Monkey15

    Oh I never said they weren’t nice. Sweetest people in the world. But they’re fuck you up when you step out of line.

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    2 points ForcedEntry420

    Savannah, Georgia in 2006. Best hands I’ve ever seen thrown by an amateur.

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  • 24 points steve_ample

    You start a fight at the house, you just might get smothered, covered, chunked, diced, and in the worst case scenario, capped.

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  • 10 points Turbulent_Bat4580

    The guy is already in ass beat position - He’s cooked

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  • 6 points Tootz_McGootz

    Isn’t the second question on the Waffle House job application “Can you fight?”.

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    5 points MinorDespera

    If this is your first night at Waffle House, you have to fight.

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  • 6 points Crispy_FromTheGrave

    If you get jumped by Waffle House employees you deserve it

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  • 6 points Happy_Reporter_8789

    It’s literally a Tekken level lmao.

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  • 6 points olorin9_alex

    I hope Harada was watching

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    2 points eidrag

    !remindme tekken waffle house stage announcement

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  • 7 points 222Czar

    I’ve never been to a waffle house (dietary issues) but even I know waffle house staff have a reputation to uphold.

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    7 points WaterlooMall

    Waffle House staff can legally Rock Bottom you if you walk in with any dietary issues.

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  • 3 points trampled_empire

    Please tell me it's this girl's boyfriend

    it's GOTTA be

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  • 2 points KrispyBaconator

    Waffle House employees are simply built different

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  • 1 points Dismal-Disaster-2578

    Video?

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  • -10 points 3boobsarenice

    Fight the customers ok, fck tha staff new lows

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