also absolutely ridiculous that we don’t have a carbon monoxide detector sub. on tumblr i can tag the carbon monoxide detector account and they’ll come by and start beeping
Nothing ever changes. Each generation will criticize the next as if they’re any better. It was true a thousand years ago and it will still be true a thousand years from now.
it's not really "random" humor from the 2000s, so much as it is a commentary on Silicon Valley hucksters who substitute relentless and meaningless posting for human interaction, even to the point of abandoning relationships with their children (see: Elon Musk)
Holy fuck you guys hate this tweet lmao. I stole it from a hivemind best tweets of all time tierlist video bc I'm high af and I thought it was hilarious 😭
u/QuarterTarget, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...
I would like to reiterate what the girl said:
what
Water
Oh that crump of mine
Earth
Fire
Air
and air. Guardians unite! We are! We are WITCH!
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Water
Send me a pounding father to ride my dickleration of indepenis
They need a pounding father to ride the dickleration of indepenis.
Founding father
Declaration
Independence
It took me a while to understand the joke they were attempting to make, too.
There’s also “ride” instead of “write”
OOP should have their carbon monoxide detector checked
also absolutely ridiculous that we don’t have a carbon monoxide detector sub. on tumblr i can tag the carbon monoxide detector account and they’ll come by and start beeping
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Sounds like they just came up with the Pounding Father pun and were too insecure to tweet it alone so had to couch it in this absurd irony
And they had gold too, they should have just posted it
gold-plated brick, if you will
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Water
i just had a fucking stroke reading this
Crump is always hogging the story arc
Jesus this subreddit sucks ass
It’s not the sub, it’s the bots that don’t understand the sub name.
And the mods who allow this to stay up for an entire work day now.
I dont see anything wrong with this
Water.
Water
I think we’re just getting old. I bet it makes the kiddos guffaw and slap their knees.
this tweet is probably like 10 years old
yeah actually, a google glass reference in any recent media would be kinda crazy
kid named absurdism:
As if millenials didn't constantly pull the same kind of absurdist, "look at me I'm so random" humor.
Nothing ever changes. Each generation will criticize the next as if they’re any better. It was true a thousand years ago and it will still be true a thousand years from now.
Fair enough
My sense of humour was far worse as a kid so I'm inclined to cut them a break. But at the same time I don't really want to see posts like this hahah
Then don’t go into the comments
And definitely don’t comment
Engagement is engagement to the algorithm
What's an algorithm? I never know
lol
water
This is some r/monoxideposting level stuff
r/iamveryrandom
Random! XD rawr :3
it's not really "random" humor from the 2000s, so much as it is a commentary on Silicon Valley hucksters who substitute relentless and meaningless posting for human interaction, even to the point of abandoning relationships with their children (see: Elon Musk)
Do people honestly don’t get the reference? I thought this was hilarious.
What is it referencing?
water
so nothing
water
What reference?
water
This is going to end up on r/peterexplainsthejoke. This hurts me because I never thought about myself as "too old to get it" but I clearly am
Oh the joke is just the sheer absurdity of it all.
I think it already has. I remember seeing this posted there a long time ago
So funny random and quirky 🤪 being random isn't even remotely funny.
Γυςκ γου
What a terrible day to have eyes. I wish I could unread this.
I guess lol random humor never truly died
My son Ski Mask the Slump God: waterr
this sucks
In case anybody was confused
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-son-he-has-every-disease
I still don't get it though
like from breaking bad
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Someone said, WATER?!
3 original sentences left.
That last line feels like r/IAmVeryRandom, but great wordplay
I feel like I just had a stroke reading this
What kind of stroke?
Oh I'm crumping it
?????????????
What the hell
Ugh I really hate "sesh"
Holy fuck you guys hate this tweet lmao. I stole it from a hivemind best tweets of all time tierlist video bc I'm high af and I thought it was hilarious 😭
i also find it funny
It's ok I love it.
Thank you friend
That hivemind has brain rot, but I did find the tweet funny.
R/that happened 🙄
It’s true, I was water
Get over to Crump. He has every disease, you know.
The perfect joke until the crump bit.
I’m guessing Deadpool walks in next?
why am i actually losing my mind over Crump
My son crump after I make a pun while having sex
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Water
What-er
r/comedyheaven
My chud son who mowes my lawn: Please play the is-2
I fkn love this joke. Easily one of the best tweet I’ve seen on this subreddit ever. Crump had me dying.
Easily a S-tier reference.