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  • 343 points vukasin123king

    Context?

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    792 points Txtspeak

    Ukraine hit a Russian spy ship in the med, and General from the GRU was on board

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    601 points FenixOfNafo

    Wtf.. Reset the counter of days since Russian generals last killed to Zero

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    399 points houinator

    Reset the counter on Russia losing a ship to a country with no navy.

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    323 points 135686492y4

    no navy.

    No manned navy.

    5 billon Zelensky hydrosphere-supremacy drones

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    119 points lesser_panjandrum

    Robothalassocracy confirmed: +0.25 yearly drone navy tradition

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    45 points Shished

    Robothalussy

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    25 points elphamale

    +∞ Navy Morale

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    7 points vuther_316

    Didn't expect an eu5 reference here lol

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    13 points draakling

    Paradox is everywhere my friend

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    4 points Dark_Leome

    Yeah, I thought he meant Stellaris at first

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    2 points draakling

    Whatvis your highest amountbof hours in a paradox game?

    Mine is 1.5k in hoi4

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    3 points Teddy_Radko

    Cities Skylines players just waiting in the shadows to redesign moscow.

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    3 points draakling

    I will blow it up, you get to redesign it, sounds fair

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    3 points Cixila

    New Delian League when?

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    6 points Yakassa

    Who knew that a long hard steel tube driving into dangerous waters can do so much, be so flexible and so awe inducing even if they are no seaman on board.

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    4 points cHEIF_bOI

    The aliens buried in the Atlantic have secretly been supplying ukraine some of their tech so they're not manned but aliened.

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    9 points mcm87

    They have a manned Navy. Several former US Coast Guard Island-class cutters have been commissioned into Ukrainian service.

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    10 points Parfilov

    Unfortunately we've already done this with the submarine

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    7 points Paeris_Kiran

    I keep saying this: Ukraine does have navy, just no vessels at the moment.

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    4 points Sgtsharp

    they have vessels, just not in the black sea at the moment

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    1 points wadech

    I think it's still technically afloat, just damaged. They weren't hitting it with the sea drones.

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    2 points echo-4-romeo

    🎉🎉🎉

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    1 points randomname560

    It had been a surprisingly long time honestly, glad to see that counter reset

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    87 points donsimoni

    If we ask politely, would they do it in the Baltic as well?

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    97 points missed_trophy

    Do it yourself and blame us.

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    43 points MinuteWaitingPostman

    It honestly wouldn't surprise me if NATO countries would occasionally sink a pesky Russian ship and let Ukraine claim the glory lol

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    38 points GripAficionado

    Everyone knows there's Ukrainian submarines in the Baltic.

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    32 points Demolition_Mike

    Japanese torpedo boats, too

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    15 points super__hoser

    Did you know if you change your course just a little bit, they all disappear? It's true. I was talking with this vodka soaked captain of a ship called the Kamchatka, or something like that, about this. 

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    8 points nYghtHawkGamer

    You gotta throw your binoculars at them, I hear that works.

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    5 points Rome453

    I was going to point out that that was in the North Sea… then I remembered that they unsuccessfully attempted to shoot the fishing boat that had been tasked with delivering their mail (including the admiral’s promotion) before they made it out of the Baltic.

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    1 points missed_trophy

    We, Ukrainians, weren't allowed to shoot "Moscow", because "escalation" , wyi.

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    3 points PartiallyRibena

    It honestly surprises me that no one has tried “renting out” their military personnel and assets to Ukraine for specific use cases.

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    3 points Top-Opportunity1132

    Sure

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    1 points speedyundeadhittite

    It's still not 100% certain who cut the Nord Stream pipelines. One theory is, it was the Ukrainians. Well done to them.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nord_Stream_pipelines_sabotage

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    17 points Easy_Kill

    UnderSea Babies in the Med? How the hell?

    The Med is a long way from Ukraine! I dont know what shenanigans are afoot, but I approve.

    Edit: Reuters is reporting aerial drones made the hit

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    19 points GripAficionado

    If they could do it on the coast outside Senegal then it seems reasonable they can do it in the Mediterranean as well. It's not that far away and their cargo ships travel that way already.

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    14 points TARANTULA_TIDDIES

    SBU released video recently and its all drone dropped munitions, likely from a baba yaga or similar. How it got there depends on what part of the Mediterranean it was hit in

    https://v.redd.it/ploxpma0a58g1

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    9 points redmercuryvendor

    UnderSea Babies in the Med? How the hell?

    Flamingo isn't Falmingo because it was pink, it's Flamingo because it's secretly ASROC with really long legs.

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    6 points I_Automate

    Intermediate range anti submarine ballistic missiles when

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    1 points nYghtHawkGamer

    Intermediate range anti submarine ballistic missiles when

    Pretty sure the soviets experimented with that back in the 1970s, and the PRC has one currently.

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    2 points I_Automate

    Anti shipping yes. Not sure about anti submarine

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    3 points nYghtHawkGamer

    Anti shipping yes. Not sure about anti submarine

    A ruzzian ship is just a submarine that the Ukrainians haven't gotten to yet.

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    5 points super__hoser

    I cannot tell you how much I love that I got the details about this attack here. 

    Rest in piss General Fuckwit.

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    7 points vukasin123king

    Nice, is it from the Black Sea fleet? I've been filling up my bingo relatively fast recently.

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    1 points Blueberryburntpie

    The proper response to Russian AGIs.

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    1 points DVM11

    Good x2

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    148 points HearMeOut-13

    General Andrey Averyanov may or may not have been on a certain tanker ship that may or may not have been in the Mediterranean Sea and may or may not have been hit by an Under Sea Baby UUV

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    43 points 1983_BOK

    I may or may not be happy about this development,

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    17 points BrainBlowX

    I can't find any news stories about it. When and where was this?

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    17 points Fultjack

    It's now marked on Livemap.

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    6 points super__hoser

    And here

    https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/ukraine-hits-russian-shadow-fleet-tanker-mediterranean-first-time-sbu-source-2025-12-19/

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    13 points Majestic_Repair9138

    Do the Russians even have flag ranked and field officers left after this?

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    13 points GripAficionado

    They'll just promote the next guy.

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    16 points DerpsMcGee

    Infinite officers glitch (working 2025)

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    6 points nYghtHawkGamer

    Infinite officers glitch (working 2025)

    It technically still works, but the replacement unit doesn't provide the "competent commander" buff stat. Of course units from the russian faction have long had that problem due to the "regular purges" mechanic.

    In past title releases of 'IRL War', you could get the "competent commander" stat by transferring commanders in from allied factions, but those don't seem to be available in this release.

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    6 points Hodorization

    IIRC their navy is quite top heavy actually (and that's not a good thing) 

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    6 points nYghtHawkGamer

    IIRC their navy is quite top heavy actually (and that's not a good thing) 

    Yea, its usually not a good thing to be top heavy in a navy <cough> Vasa <cough>

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    1 points Majestic_Repair9138

    their navy

    Bold of you to call the Russian Coast Guard a Navy

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    1 points AlCranio

    <i\_must\_know\_inigo.gif>

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  • 192 points PeskyOctopus

    Still looking for more sources on this. I'd assume a burning tanker in the med would activate the usual emergency response, but so far it's just a russian warblogger.

    edit: I'm upgrading from possible to likely

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    64 points BrainBlowX

    Yeah, I can't find a single source reporting on this. And how would a blogger know such extensive details so soon anyway?

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    33 points Profitablius

    He was the explosive load.

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    15 points GeorgyForesfatgrill

    Yeah funny as it would be I don't see a guy like this putting his life so obviously in danger on an oil tanker of all things.

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    7 points Tree1Dva

    I'm sure he figured being in the Med was safe, he probably wouldn't have been so bold anywhere in the Black Sea. Like if it was a flying drone, it might have had to cross through other countries' airspace, and surely only Russia is allowed to do that, everybody knows

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    2 points Brave-Battle-2615

    Usually they let the tanker know before hitting it with a USV. This time they took a USV with bomber drones on it, and they hit the deck.

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    1 points wemblinger

    Israeli jets on the way? :)

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  • 68 points fcavetroll

    Is he confirmed dead though? A tanker is quite large and unless that guy was directly at the impact area, chances are that he might have survived it.

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    41 points holymissiletoe

    id say so, ive been on some merchant vessels, and if he was in the superstructure or bridge at the time he likely wouldve lived (or atleast survived the initial strike)

    if he was anywhere near the tanks or engine room/ECR however.
    im am a bit less sure of his odds

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    12 points Hodorization

    Yeah... During all of the recent tanker hits on the high seas, the crew always got off safely, and the ships weren't even sunk. Just damaged. 

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    6 points super__hoser

    A ship doesn't have to be destroyed to have it's structural integrity compromised so badly it is not seaworthy or able to carry it's cargo. 

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    5 points Hodorization

    Indeed, that seems to have been the tactic in the recent attacks. Causing economic damage to Russian shipping, without causing undue environmental damage to Turkey or killing sailors (who aren't Russian anyways but from low wage maritime countries like Philippines, Bangladesh, etc)

    The attacks so far were on empty tankers headed to Russian ports, not on full tankers headed west. 

    Although if they increase the frequency of attacks (as they would have to in order to increase damage to Russia) eventually some sailors will be killed through unfortunate circumstances. 

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  • 26 points battleduck84

    u/HearMeOut-13 you got a source for this?

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    23 points yungsmerf

    Seems to be really recent, so it'd be a good idea to wait a few hours for clarification. All i found was basically this.

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  • 14 points eviLocK

    In another news, the Ukrainians save a Russian GRU general from falling off a window.

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  • 30 points avataRJ

    The tanker hit is now reported by Reuters. Tanker is allegedly empty. Reuters doesn't mention any general.

    The Telegraph has video.

    Hm, the tanker did visit somewhere north of Libya and turned back... and apparently, the good general (wanted for, amongst other things, blowing up stuff in Czechia) was also involved with coordinating artists formerly known as Wagner Group in Libya.

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    11 points TARANTULA_TIDDIES

    Good to see that guy got his just desserts

    Also here is the video the SBU released: https://v.redd.it/ploxpma0a58g1

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  • 11 points Evantaur

    So you're saying Russia gained a new submarine?

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  • 18 points AssignmentVivid9864

    At this point we should be funding Ukraine out of fear. Can you imagine what a Zelenskyy/Budanov revenge tour would look like?

    Quentin Tarantino would fucking die from zinc deficiency if that came to pass.

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    6 points I_Automate

    I'm still waiting to see budanov smile on camera.

    That will be a dark day for a lot of people I think. Well. Using the term "people" loosely but you get the point

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    4 points Beginning-Suspect686

    I can imagine a lot of things.

    Certain people are acting like they don't have to worry about what happens in 2030 or 2038...

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  • 4 points toxic-chanka

    Christo Grozev is probably going nuts rn

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