Altima passenger throws henny bottle at a reporter

108 points Relevant-Ad-9418

Classic Nissan move.

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22 points jluicifer

Now on Spike TV: The Altima Fighter

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7 points Relevant-Ad-9418

Lmao

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71 points amcrambler

That was a hell of a throw

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49 points RappingFlatulence

Dick move, but fantastic aim. Opposite side of the car, hook shot, while moving, and still hit the bullseye. Had to be drunk as a skunk to have that kind of accuracy lol

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7 points LinkN7

Drunken Master be like

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12 points slifm

Peaked in high school special!

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10 points PrestigiousAdagio849

Peaked never special 🤣

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1 points tdinh01

Peak APR energy there

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2 points NovaLooped

A lot of practice…

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44 points DoubleFamous5751

They actually come with a bunch of empty Cognac bottles in the trunk. This is how they are to be used

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16 points NedrojThe9000Hands

Altima artillery you say ?

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25 points ArousedAsshole

So THAT’S why Hennessy is always locked up in liquor stores, while much more expensive bottles sit on an open shelf…

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15 points Ostrich-Competitive

Lore accurate Altima driver

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10 points _throwingit_awaaayyy

So on brand. Well done

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9 points NOTExETON

Bro got Altimated

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7 points bskinners

Hennessy and Nissan tells us enough

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5 points JucheHospitality

You can visualize the offenders credit score.

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6 points JairoHyro

Most peaceful Altima driver

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6 points Reasonable_Carry9191

Are we surprised?

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5 points AngryBaconGod

Nissan cülture.

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4 points BeekeeperZero

Damn it. That's where our Hennessy bottle went.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Dallas/comments/hh255y/hennessy_bottle/

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4 points No_Welcome_6093

Straight up most Altima thang ever 😭😭.

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4 points PeaceInOurTime01

Jesus 😳 Those bottles are like bricks 😬

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4 points SeveralEgg5427

Felony

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3 points 10ToSfromaSRBalloon

That tracks

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3 points midas617

I got heartburn Just by glancing at the bottle on the sidewalk.

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3 points NotJayKayPeeness

That's a Nissan Henessey

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3 points KnownConference4220

Well, well, well…

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13 points ArtVandelay2025

Bet it was a white guy!

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-5 points metalbabe23

Corny ash

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9 points JuggernautNice7862

congac is fucking awful.

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6 points marrrrell

Yeah I never understood how anyone drinks it tbh. It tastes what I imagine hardwood floor cleaner tastes like.

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-9 points Hot-Suggestion4958

Yeah, both of you can get back to us when your "tastes" mature beyond Bud, JD 'n 'Jäger bombs' 👋🏿

EDIT: It's 'cognac' btw, and in the interest of full disclosure I prefer Courvoisier myself.

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10 points Diligent_Ad4694

I'm somewhat of a ladies man myself

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5 points ParanoicReddit

Damn, someone pissed the connoisseur, oui oui

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5 points definitelynotpat6969

I'm more of an Islay Scotch guy, but to each their own.

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3 points JuggernautNice7862

So that was you in the back seat.

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2 points Willing-Breakfast460

LMAOOOOO

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2 points BaseCasualty

Hennessy is shit tier cognac

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3 points Dramatic_Taste_3808

Well we all know who that was.

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1 points Interesting-Swim-162

How did they throw that when both windows are mostly up

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1 points Simple-Okra-4826

Well I certainly didn’t have Niger on my bucket list so

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1 points ravelordnito_98

Well, well, well….

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1 points BobbyBrackins

Nissan Legend

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1 points KimJongRocketMan69

Fun fact that’s at least aggravated assault. Could be assault with a dealt weapon. I know it would be in VA

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1 points GenesisRhapsod

If you make contact im pretty sure it becomes battery 😂 assault is the fear of being hit. Battery is actually being hit

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-7 points seruzawa

Proper way to treat a reporter.

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