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  • 55 points teklegion

    Typical Nissan driver.

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  • 58 points TireShineWet

    Most sober Nissan driver

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    3 points Skinnwork

    Frontier drivers are different though right? :(

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    2 points Goodlefeed

    High on life

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  • 29 points SecretWitness8251

    He be all methin around and junk

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    15 points Wizzle_Pizzle_420

    I don’t know, this seems way worse than meth. If it was meth he’d be vacuuming his yard for 18 hours, not whatever this is.

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    8 points MidgetGordonRamsey

    Yea, this looks more like bath salt possession.

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  • 11 points NovaLooped

    28 Nissans later

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    1 points Roygbiv-Turtle-98

    nice.

    nobody got the reference.

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  • 16 points JairoHyro

    It's people like him that makes us look bad😔

    I only do meth inside of home thank you very much!

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    1 points Lonewulf32

    Thank you for being responsible! I bet your bathroom is spotless!

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  • 6 points damngoodengineer

    Bro i can't even do a "he need some milk" joke on him, seriously, he need some help

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  • 4 points Personal_Growth_4_Me

    He overtired working 7 jobs paying that high interest loan.

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  • 3 points djdeforte

    Looks like he needs some sugar.

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    3 points Roygbiv-Turtle-98

    Sugar. Water.

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  • 3 points mquari

    i honesy hope someone called the cops and that they administered narcan, as well as yk revoking their license. dont even know how je managed to drive at all, let alone walk. sad world.

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  • 1 points CyberPolack

    This is methed up

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  • 1 points metalbabe23

    Mane wtf

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  • 1 points FamousRefrigerator40

    Youcantparkthere mate.

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  • 1 points Particular_Basket171

    I saw him doing 95 down I-5 yesterday. Thought he was looking for something in-between the seats.

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  • 1 points ContestRemarkable356

    While I do typically mind my own business & walk away (I grew up in NY) I would prob try to prevent this fine gentlemen from driving.

    Wouldn’t even go for the keys. Try to take out a few tires & if they get out the car I’d grab the keys and throw them onto the highest rooftop I could find, then I’d book it outta there.

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    14 points BeekeeperZero

    Your plan is really flawed. Nissan drivers don't need tires.

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    2 points MidgetGordonRamsey

    Or roads

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    1 points BeekeeperZero

    Someone gets it.

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    1 points ContestRemarkable356

    True but at least driving on the rims they can’t get as far, go as fast & won’t be able to drive the car again without some costly repairs

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    7 points BeekeeperZero

    Repairs? Where they're going, they don't need repairs.

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    3 points ContestRemarkable356

    Wym bro?? Slashed tires are an easy fix. Just slap on some duct tape. Electrical tape if it’s a Nissan EV.

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    1 points BeekeeperZero

    Or duct tape even. With slashed tires and no tape they can still take out at least 80 people.

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    1 points jkxs

    If I had thick gloves I would narcan him. Would probably ask if I could first though since he's awake.

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