I dreamed that Omega Shenron was unable to kill Goku and Vegeta while they were in a bus. This hurt him so much that he stopped being evil and became a teacher in my school
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  • 1 points Terez27

    People keep asking where this started so I pinned it.

    KYM links:

    Omega Shenron as a Teacher

    In my 10 days of teaching...

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  • 1536 points WennoBoi

    "in my 10 days of teaching" brings this shitpost from good to great

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    231 points TGBmox_777

    At least he’s teaching pre-pandemic

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    123 points Serkd2nd

    wish this sub allowed images so i could reply with great teacher onizuka

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    53 points [deleted]

    Dude this shitpost inspired me to make a comic about an ex-delinquent teaching a class; but then I looked up Great Teacher Onizuka and saw that the concept was already done.

    Reminds me of when I came up with a 2d exploration game in elementary school I called “Earth Bound,” only to discover the name was taken years later; when I came up with the hero name “Equinox” for Shoto Todoroki from MHA, only to discover it was already the name of a comic character with similar powers; or when I came up with a concept for a series about a pair of childhood bffs - one white, one black - that run a criminal organization, only to discover a show called Power that revolves around this exact premise.

    Just try to image how mad I got lmfao, like how tf does this keep happening? Bear in mind that I had no prior knowledge about Earthbound, the Equinox character, Power, or GTO beforehand, so it couldn’t have been a subconscious thing…right?

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    19 points snb398

    Well, you can make a story based on yourself of an artist and their ideas being already done by someone else. But then this idea is now mine.

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    7 points [deleted]

    🤬

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    6 points mewhenthrowawayacc

    you could make a story about how mad you are that that other guy stole an idea from you

    except this is now my idea, sorry

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    5 points Certain_Agent3879

    Too late South Park already did an episode on that

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    3 points GerNomico

    It happened to me. I had an idea of a boy in the present time that somehow communicates with a girl that lived in the past, centuries ago, and tried to send each other messages and such. Anyways, not only Your Name KIND of revolves through this idea, but I also watched recently that Twilight Zone made an episode ALMOST EXACTLY as I envisioned, and that episode came out before I was even born. Completely outclassed.

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    14 points ToneAccomplished9763

    BASED ASF

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    8 points -htesseth-

    Peak mentioned

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    4 points Fledbeast578

    Is that good? It seemed interesting, but the fact that the bio specifically mentioned he got the job to hit on students kinda threw me off

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    3 points Serkd2nd

    It is pretty good, although that is his original motivation and there is a lot of japanese "sex funny" humor despite most of the show taking place in a school, he ends up growing later on and realizes how wrong he was for it, even turning down one of his closest students who had developed a crush for him

    (from what i heard the sequel GTO PL just completely undoes this character development and turns him into a full on molester though)

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    5 points bidooffactory

    My sides

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  • 635 points LuigiTrapanese

    Having retired Omega as your teacher really would be something

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    273 points Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

    Can you imagine the kind of clout you would have if you said you were taught by an Eternal Dragon? 

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    96 points Coupins

    By an Evil Dragon Omega Shenron? Peak

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    37 points MehrunesDago

    You wouldn't get any bitches from it tho, now if you said you were taught by like the butler from Black Butler or whatever then you'd get all the goth hoes fr

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    56 points YungC0w

    If he catches you skipping he finna negative power ball yo ass

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    51 points MehrunesDago

    "You know Derek, I really wish that I had been created from a wish on the Dragon Balls that you would behave in my class."

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  • 347 points Knightmare945

    Student: “Mr Shenron, can I go to the restroom?”

    Omega Shenron: “I don’t know, can you?”

    Student: “May I go to the restroom?”

    Omega Shenron: “You may, take a hall pass.”

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    2 points KirbyDaRedditor169

    “I will s*** on your de-“ BOOM

    “Bah, I’ll get Porunga to revive that one later. BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU!”

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  • 267 points Son-naruto-d

    Seems peak fiction

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  • 130 points Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

    Absolute Cinema. ✋😫🤚

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  • 125 points CrashBomberII

    r/thomastheplankengine would appreciate this, I'm sure

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    79 points Esagonoso

    Already posted it there, hope it doesn't go unnoticed

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  • 185 points [deleted]

    The final panel makes me so sad.

    No amount of time spent in the hyperbolic time chamber or how many times of Earth gravity you train in, a group of children can easily defeat you.

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  • 52 points Direct-Will1766

    Its what just now?

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  • 44 points Evenmoardakka

    This is canon now.

    What did Toriyama mean by bad class? We need 3 OVAs, and 5 spin offs where the kids get turned into kids.

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  • 40 points MrTxel

    Dragon ball GT if it was PEAK

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    21 points [deleted]

    Dragon Ball if it was PEAK

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    8 points redditsucks125

    dragon gt if it was

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  • 32 points Boston_Beauty

    This feels like an absolutenutcase post I love it

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  • 27 points RoyalStarEagle

    I like how someone has the audacity to laugh at him in his face when he makes his speech

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    13 points RoyalStarEagle

    AND YOURE IN THE FRONT DUDE

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  • 21 points [deleted]

    Okay but like the last panel actually had me laughing like an idiot

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  • 22 points LordSmugBun

    I once had a dream in which there was a little shit that was supposedely Satanic. He was in elementary, and he wasn't doing well in class. The teacher told him about it in private. "If you keep this up, you're gonna end up just like X."

    The next day, the kid told X, X stood up and menacingly walked towards the teacher, who fell to her knees and broke down in tears before X returned to his desk.

    You may be wondering, who was X? Well, I shit you not, X was literally fucking Jiren, like, grown ass Jiren got held back in elementary school for who knows how long.

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    16 points ____Law____

    grown ass Jiren got held back in elementary school for who knows how long.

    Lore accurate intellect

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    14 points Calmtimer

    Appropriate reaction to Jiren walking towards you

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  • 16 points Soul699

    Peak fiction

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  • 15 points Darkner90

    r/thomastheplankengine

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  • 13 points LucasGalmeida

    The r/PowerScaling has been real quiet since this dropped. How powerfull is the bus?

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    3 points LauraUnicorns

    Multiversal+ Bus lowball, Low Complex Multiversal (5D) Bus midball, Outerversal Bus with wank

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  • 9 points Averageperson665

    The dream that revived Omega Shenron’s popularity 🔥🔥🔥

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  • 8 points [deleted]

    G O A T CINEMA

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  • 9 points Low-Button-5041

    Peakest of peak

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  • 8 points freyjasaur

    What if OMEGA SHENRON turned GOOD

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  • 6 points Thedestrk

    The absolute domino effect this caused 💀

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  • 6 points LauraUnicorns

    If there aren't any gods, then who sends us dreams like this? Absolute undisputed PEAK

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  • 5 points [deleted]

    Hope you know you’ve started something here with this that’ll never stop, and it’s beautiful

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  • 5 points Normal-Warning-4298

    Even evil has to stop for a school bus

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  • 3 points MehrunesDago

    This feels like an Ifunny post leaked on to Reddit fr

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  • 3 points MannCoOfficial

    r/thomastheplankengine needs to see this

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  • 3 points HazeX2

    Peak dream

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  • 3 points KajjitWithNoWares

    Even my dreams aren’t this wacky. I love it

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  • 3 points aye_ayjay

    Omega Shenron X Freedom Writers

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  • 3 points whitevanguy9

    This is peak, an absolute cinema, too bad there won't be anything like it in at least 40 years

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  • 3 points Vivid-Literature2329

    r/thomastheplankengine

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  • 3 points Hurrashane

    I wouldn't be surprised, I mean Baby's super galick gun barely destroyed a city so Omega Shenron not being able to destroy a bus tracks with GT's wonky power scaling (though that's not limited to GT)

    He should have called in the Champ! Mr. Satan can punch a hole in a bus, just goes to show that he's stronger than Omega Shenron! Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan!

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  • 3 points DanTheCaliMan

    "These keeeds! I gotta reach these keeedz! The bad juju from the wishes made to Shenron, y'know what i meeean?"

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  • 3 points Wajajan_697

    GT if it was written by Toriyama

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  • 3 points Danilo_el_capo_777

    i fucking love these kind of nonsense dreams lmao!!

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  • 3 points [deleted]

    I didn’t read your title first and nearly had a stroke trying to figure out the punchline.

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  • 3 points Kid__Goku__GT

    I can confirm, this is what actually happened.

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  • 3 points Fisherman-Champion

    This feels like cursed hybrid of 2010 humor and modern shitposting

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  • 3 points BablaMan

    Those who cant do, teach.

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  • 3 points Which_Ninja9032

    Ms. Frizzle was the one driving the bus that's why, try and mess with her

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  • 3 points dildodicks

    gt if it was good:

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  • 3 points jacobctesterman

    Green lantern ass weakness.

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  • 3 points omenomens

    not sure if this counts as "the life changing fade" but,

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  • 3 points Creature_Of_Steel

    The power

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  • 6 points lastdyingbreed_01

    Better than Daima

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  • 2 points Proper-Froyo6244

    You know what would make this even funnier? If Pan was one of his students.

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  • 2 points KarinaPlayz

    so when can i have a wattpad story about this

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  • 2 points RumGalaxy

    “I’m baffled, how are you all so good at typing texts to your peers but so weak and pathetic in actual class!”

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    You visited another dimension seeing an episode of GT their way.

    I had some funny Dragon Ball dreams but sadly I can't remember any of them.

    Note to myself. If I see any funny scene worth meming, post it on Ningen

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  • 2 points Sand__Panda

    You have the power to make this real and better. I would continue to read more.

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  • 2 points soji8

    11th day of teaching:

    I want you all to know you'd be dead if it wasn't for that bus incident...

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  • 2 points Anime-weeb6969

    Omega shenron was to weak to able the powers of public transport

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  • 2 points Terez27

    this is wholesome content

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  • 2 points FaithlessnessOk9623

    Actual peak

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  • 2 points Secretsfrombeyond79

    What Dragon Ball GT does to a mf

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  • 2 points KonoDioDead

    Peak

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    Go back to sleep. Your dreaming mind needs to keep cooking.

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  • 2 points Accurate_Pay231

    Oh could it be a crossover with GTO, where Omega tries to becomes Great Teacher Omega ?

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  • 2 points Rent-Man

    I feel like I’m missing some context for the joke. Why can’t he fight on a bus?

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    3 points Generic_Username_659

    Dream logic

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  • 2 points YesefReddit

    Imagine the one of your teachers cosplayed as Omega Shenron, if really going to be hilarious

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  • 2 points Totallysickbro

    i now need a tumblr comic of omega shenron being an elementry school teacher.

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  • 2 points ArmorOfMar

    Never thought I’d see a Dublin Bus in a Db meme

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    2 points Stepfen98

    Db= dublin bus

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  • 2 points dumbmaster1337

    vegeta got that shit on ong

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  • 2 points DianaBladeOfMiquella

    Can’t even use the dragon balls anymore😭

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  • 2 points BlackMickelJordan

    God tier shitpost

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    I love weird dreams like this

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  • 2 points AgreeableSpeed9701

    This some shit you'd see in an absolutenutcase comic strip.

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  • 2 points Blueberry_NekoSan

    10 days have passed this is happening in real time

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  • 2 points ParkKitchen3018

    the start of it all

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  • 2 points Fibrosis5O

    Today I learneded a meme

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  • 2 points ispankedyouraunt

    top 10 reddit posts ever

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  • 3 points RoomHopper

    Alright going to head canon.

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  • 1 points RGNL7

    What if he turns evil again and starts a drug empire with school supplies

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  • 1 points Ok-Ganache-5995

    SSJ4 Gogeta wishes he did as much damage to him as the bus did.

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  • 1 points Fnaf_Fan25

    ITS FUTILE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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  • 1 points iloveyourpodcast

    The start of a legendary arc

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