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  • 662 points steelskull1

    "Socks with ventilations", gotta stay positive in this economy.

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    138 points Ionic_Pancakes

    Positivity? In THIS economy?

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    42 points Away_Towel_6337

    What economy are we even talking about?

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    18 points Astro-8619

    L'Urss

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  • 317 points g_l_o_s_s

    "We're offering homeowners a deal..."

    You motherfucker...

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  • 198 points LordofSandvich

    All socks have holes in them. That’s how you put them on

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    78 points DimonTheLemonTea

    ☝️🤓 topologically, they don't, unless the socks are damaged. So the point stands.

    (Ye I'm somewhat of a nerd. Any sane person would usually call a sock's opening a hole, too.)

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    55 points ReynAetherwindt

    Actually, socks have lots and lots and lots of holes. If they didn't, your shoes would be even more of a sauna than they already are

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    26 points DimonTheLemonTea

    That's true actually, didn't think of those

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    21 points MyDisappointedDad

    So in reality, every sock is just fishnets?

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    8 points DimonTheLemonTea

    I guess. Fishnets have bigger openings tho, so only "technically". You gotta be able to define an object in order to name it.

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    3 points MyDisappointedDad

    I will take the technicality

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    2 points nio-sama123

    I like this type of nerdiness

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    5 points 4liv3pl4n3t

    The better question is: when does it stop being a sock and starts being fishnets

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    2 points The_Lord_of_Defiance

    When you can see more feet than sock

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    3 points LordofSandvich

    If you can catch a fish with them, sure?

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    4 points Counterpoint-RD

    I wouldn't be too surprised if some bored mathematician had come up with exactly that question, and when coming back up for air, somehow ended up with a full-blown paper about it 🤷‍♂️😄...

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    1 points Honeybadger2198

    You have lots of holes too. So does your table.

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    1 points Arcana18

    Socks have a "hole" not holes

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    1 points LordofSandvich

    One sock has a hole. Socks have holes.

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    1 points Adorable_Purple_5435

    As said by someone else either . . . A. There are no holes topologically. Or B there are thousands of holes in a sock.

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  • 234 points axman151

    https://preview.redd.it/cclnf1ywml6g1.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=77e6e2a4b23a24172f7706cf6c926652a0b5d711

    When Mimi art gets painfully relatable

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    30 points thefeak

    Sauce?

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    127 points JackTheSavant

    I think its called The Carry on Toomics. Started reading it, but it quickly turned into a harem so I dropped it. Not because it was a harem, but because the protag plays League of Legends.

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    60 points SwiggitySwoot231

    Based reason to be honest

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    9 points FRAaaa1

    😭😭

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    38 points axman151

    That's Not How You Do It (18+)

    Very good, and quite funny imo.

    https://preview.redd.it/ukcsrz7yql6g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=04884d7bb07411e076e14cc70a564b4c780317fa

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    11 points SwiggitySwoot231

    Thats Not How You Do It

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  • 46 points Flyingdeadbabies

    At this point Mimi should be the one scamming

    https://preview.redd.it/fj57cpumql6g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=782650f5fc6d8e3905e5da1b384ea620d23b85e6

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  • 26 points flargin666

    https://i.redd.it/8swzfv9zql6g1.gif

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    6 points FRAaaa1

    Just let it go bruh 🥀

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    1 points bish-its-me-yoda

    I thought it was tf2 for a secon...wait,is that tf2 the movie?

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  • 16 points Emil000

    So she casually just has a piece on her desk? Lol

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    4 points 1337_w0n

    Yeah I'm wondering what she's gonna do with that.

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    1 points Teichopsie

    Eh, I like to keep my airguns laying unloaded all over the place for this 2000 game menu aesthetics.

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    1 points Edmund_Campion

    Sorry, thats normal.

    Its not like a self defense weapon is that useful if it takes a full minute to prepare for use.

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  • 9 points VeNaima7

    Me when I get Asian scammers on my Fiverr DM

    Dear bro from Thailand, I'm Venezuelan, I'm unscammable, even if I scanned your damn QR there's nothing you can grab from that inexistent credit card you asked for

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    3 points Arcana18

    You and me both XD

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  • 7 points SartorialSinecure

    I will never forget the time the Internet customer support guy tried to upsell me on the cable & phone package. Which, he's got a script, he has to say it, I get it. But I was calling because they shut off my Internet for non-payment, so. "Look, I'm on the phone right now because I'm already not paying y'all. Adding charges isn't going to help either of us, let's be real."

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  • 7 points Hrive_morco

    Needle and thread, patch them up yourself, Like your in a UK prison tv show from the 70's

    Porridge is a great show btw

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  • 3 points CompetitiveFennel681

    When your credit is so bad, the scammers can only improve it.

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  • 2 points Milk_Mindless

    Too relatable

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  • 2 points Daddy_Mauzee

    They're speed holes, they make you run faster

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  • 2 points RedditUser000aaa

    Yeah why try and scam me? Or solicit me for donations for that matter? I am a person whose net worth is quarter of a rotten chicken nugget. :-(

    If I got robbed today, the robber would just feel bad and give me alms.

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  • 2 points wir8905t0437

    i wear socks with holes in them

    this is more irl than anime_irl

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  • 1 points Marlin_Daily

    First time seeing her pissed off.

    Not gonna lie, she's look more dangerous than the default.

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  • 1 points J_tram13

    Maybe it's just Sunday and she's wearing her holey socks

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  • 1 points Bizmatech

    Turn on Do Not Disturb and set it to automatically whitelist your contacts.

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  • 1 points HonestPineapple4848

    This is so bad lmao

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  • 1 points lgramlich13

    Ha! I got these calls until I lied and told one I didn't even have a car. After that, they all stopped.

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  • 1 points ShermanWasRight1864

    They wouldn't cover my 1940 Mitsubishi :(

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  • 1 points radiantburrito

    Classic

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  • 1 points aslattery

    The new hot one is the underwriting department calling about your personal loan application.

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  • 1 points zivlynsbane

    Why be angry towards them? Just play along and waste their time then call them all sorts of insults/slurs.

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  • 1 points usename37

    Mimi peak

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  • 1 points FineAd4855

    https://youtube.com/shorts/ld5jF-odTC4?si=v5tcnhC_0qIqKAgv

    https://i.redd.it/65kn7im1iq6g1.gif

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  • 1 points nEvermore-absurdist

    You didn't have to call me out like that

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  • 1 points Silverhawk45G

    Ok, I am new here but just want to make sure… is that a gun on the table in front of her?

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