Shower Routine.
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  • 1068 points Ani_HArsh

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    356 points SpicyCrime

    Me at 25: have a degree in engineering but can’t find a job

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    178 points Nhobdy

    Me at 33: have a certificate in construction estimation and is frequently told how employable I am. Still can't get a job.

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    83 points i-am-a-rock-

    Me at 33: living at the northest section of morio-cho. Working at the Kame Yu department stores

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    20 points Neat-Watercress-1778

    Where's that ?

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    44 points i-am-a-rock-

    It doesn't exist. I'm just referring the "I am kira yoshikage" copypasta

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    12 points Neat-Watercress-1778

    Ah ok

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    13 points SANS_FROM_UNDERMEME

    me at 2: goo ga

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    14 points Tridon_Terrafold

    Me at 22: I enlisted in the military, I have my own apartment, my own car, a lovely girlfriend, and I'm literally property of the US government.

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    11 points Leather-Tree3672

    Me at 40: working on the Metro, which belongs to the Brazilian Government, so... I kinda am property of Brazilian Government too?

    Still, No house (the house my father left for me and sis doesn't count), no car (no issues, though), no girlfriend, and likely to be unemployed in less than 5 years, to satisfy the whims of the Government, disguised as "the greater good for the people" (they're gonna privatize the Metro; all employees will be fired when that happens).

    https://preview.redd.it/i4wo4458tt5g1.jpeg?width=1350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee824c70a697dfc6cf4a59b7b68a4bbc3df4fd92

    But hey, I have a good working PC, a ceiling over my head, and a BEEG Optimus Prime. Life is good.

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    2 points Davidszr

    I'm mean aren't we all?

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    -8 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    3 points Tridon_Terrafold

    Aww, poor 4Chaner who stumbled onto reddit, boo hoo

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    -7 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    1 points Tridon_Terrafold

    You’re clearly very passionate, but until you learn how to string two clauses together, the rage kind of loses its impact. I’ll let you workshop that.

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    -6 points -MUATRA-

    And the heart icon by your avatar is just...sad honestly. You actively fight for an administration that would have us both dead. How can you not see the fucked up irony in that? Do you just try to forget?

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    4 points EitBitLx

    What are your thoughts on Mona Lisa's hands?

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    7 points i-am-a-rock-

    They make me hard

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    1 points _XiMiX_

    Mori Mori Mori Morio cho mori cho radiiiiooo Morio cho radiiiiio We love Morio

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    1 points QuestionableExcuse

    do u get an erection when looking at the mona lisa painting perchance?

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    1 points theattack_helicopter

    All this over a fucking sandwich?

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    19 points ComfortableDoor3691

    Me at 32: I have an associate's degree in graphic design, but because of AI, I work in a call center

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    10 points NukedBread

    ... oh.. your fucked. I'm so sorry. You thought about retraining?

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    13 points ComfortableDoor3691

    In fact, I have thought about it, but circumstances prevent me from doing so for now.

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    7 points NukedBread

    I'm sorry to hear. It really sucks.

    Helpdesks are even being reduced due to AI. The Tech industry is going to be really... not great from here forward.

    It was booming when I went into it, so I was very lucky. Tech industry, start ups, everyone needed workers. Now I hear it is brutal, over saturated and what once were good jobs are low payed and temp at best.

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    2 points Realistic-Shower-654

    Maybe he would be fucked if AI made anything with actual substance

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    0 points NukedBread

    They already use AI in place of graphic artists. It doesn't have to be very good, just free.

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    14 points beardingmesoftly

    Nobody cares about a young person with a degree, they want someone with experience.

    How the fuck do you get experience if nobody wants to hire you?

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    6 points Investoid

    They don't tell you this at school or college that companies want to take you as an intern or temporary employee with reduced or no pay and that is the experience they are looking for. 

    Essentially the way to get experience without personal connections is free labor. This isnt the same with the trades as much, only programming and technical positions. In the trades~ companies have a vested interest in say a welder or electrician and actively scout for you if they know you exist.

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    2 points Sad_Protection269

    On my way there.

    Let's see how this goes -_-

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    2 points CultistWeeb

    Making sushi made me realize I don't want to be an engineer, would recommend.

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    2 points DaBubbleBlowingBaby

    Which engineering field did you go with if you don’t mind me asking stranger?

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    1 points SpicyCrime

    Chemical Engineering

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    1 points DaBubbleBlowingBaby

    Godspeed soldier, I dual-majored in Mechanical and Manufacturing Engineering

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    2 points SaucyBoiTybalt

    Dude I'm glad I'm not the only one.

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    1 points calideosk

    Same but working for less than minimum wage, 1 free day a week, cleaning at a hospital, until 11:00 pm.

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    1 points Assassin-49

    KEEP TRYING . YOU DONT WANT TO HAVE 0 YEARS WORK EXPERIENCE . WORK AT MCDONALD'S IF YOU HAVE TO . YOU CAN BE THE HERO WHO REPAIRS THE MACHINE . JUST DO IT

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    1 points D3AD_SPAC3

    Going back to school for engineering. This is disconcerting.

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    1 points dreadnoght

    It's rough out there right now. Graduated 7 months ago in EE and still looking.

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    -10 points Lichruler

    Me at 37: don’t have a degree in engineering. Work on quantum computers for more than what a middle class family makes.

    I love not being able to relate to Redditors.

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    8 points Eliaish

    I did this with my last bottle of body wash a few weeks ago.

    I spent my November paycheck on body wash.

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    5 points Sorry-Side6357

    good practice anyway, why throw away if there is still potent enough stuff in it?

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    1 points kazukix777

    Nah, they are watering down the soap so it'll last longer

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    1 points Sorry-Side6357

    i know, but doing this even if ur financially stable just makes sense

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    2 points The_Crow1994

    I just wana have a good understanding of guitar by 25 lmao

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    2 points Dontevenwannacomment

    Rich people do this too btw

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  • 302 points cynnahbun

    frugality W

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    68 points im_a_depresed_man

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    11 points OOOshafiqOOO003

    Gonna make out the most with the least amount of money possible 

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    1 points usename37

    r/foundcynnahbun

    You should totally recreate the picture

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    1 points Background-Customer2

    :D

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  • 161 points K0pster

    And then Roy will have to suffer the consequences

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  • 146 points ComfortableDoor3691

    And I call this technique: poverty until the next payment

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  • 139 points axman151

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    8 points Borsch3JackDaws

    Sauce?

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    12 points axman151

    Namaiki na Gal Ane wo Wakaraseru Hanashi

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    5 points Borsch3JackDaws

    Thanks man

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    3 points Delicious-Active7656

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  • 53 points TheBlackoutEmpire

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  • 100 points [deleted]

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  • 24 points bruudwin

    You can do this with toothpaste, but a much smaller amount of water.

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  • 69 points ShadyInternetGuy

    Who wears a towel in the shower though?!

    One step closer, Nhim...

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    19 points Throwaway-48549

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    15 points bhd0429

    Go on....do it.

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    3 points ciroluiro

    put it on 👺

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  • 55 points sasaleleNOsalesale

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    7 points spacepiratecoqui

    Did somebody say water?!

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    11 points bruudwin

    LLOYD IS WATER!!!!!!

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    7 points SupraGamer69

    I SAY WATER YOU SAY LLOYD.

    WATER!

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    4 points TheRealPopatsot

    LLOYD!

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  • 31 points MannerPitiful6222

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    5 points leeleeleelelele

    Teh tarik mentioned!!!!

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  • 17 points Gold-And-Cheese

    I was wondering what the hell I'm looking at here, before realizing she was just refilling the bottle

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  • 9 points FortLoolz

    Relatable

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  • 4 points MandielaBV

    And why in that position? The Author: For more pleasure

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  • 6 points Snoutless_Work_Ethic

    I still do the same thing out of habit 😭 The water shampoo agenda must be maintained

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  • 4 points flargin666

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  • 3 points throwaway_yayayawav

    the aim is immaculate

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  • 2 points MythyDAMASHII

    Why is she making Shampoo tarik 😭

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  • 1 points HugeHomeForBoomers

    I will never be like Nhim apparently, since I don’t have any plastic containers in my shower

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  • 1 points Which_Beautiful_9558

    Oddly majestic

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  • 1 points Lon3lyMuffin

    Nooo, Mimi, think of Roy!!

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  • 1 points Valuable_Hunter3025

    Maybe my mind is in the gutter, but given her facial expression and the towel shes wearing I thought she was douching...something.

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  • 2 points Worjly

    The latest shampoo bottles were made in a way that water couldn't be put inside. I had to cut them open but the remaining shapoo dried up

    https://preview.redd.it/ix4cumveau5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab900422a4256f863f4352200ec37d33e41c916

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  • 1 points Puzzleheaded_Peak720

    Me at 33: i can still breathe on mi own

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  • 1 points Stella-Lella235

    Stop CALLING ME OUT 😭😭

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  • 2 points AstralBody13

    "I paid for the whole bottle, I'm using the whole bottle"

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  • 1 points Ok-Flow8555

    I like to dilute my bottle of soap, shake it for the foam, and squeeze out just the foamy solution since it bubbles and spreads so much better. (20-30% dilution).

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  • 1 points DoubleCactus

    Mimi has rather fabulous hair despite using the very last dregs of shampoo.

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  • 1 points Thunder_C00kie243

    Professional bartender

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  • 1 points ldsman213

    yes

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  • 1 points Denoss

    I could see her working a bartending job. Maybe..

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  • 1 points Lord-Dec

    First how are they being that precise.

    Also who the f*ck bathes in a towel.

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  • 1 points radiantburrito

    Classic

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  • 1 points The__CoolGuy

    Broke ass

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  • 1 points usename37

    OMG ITS NHIM

    hi

    And mimi peak

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  • 1 points Routine_Ad_9800

    Knowing Mimi, she’s using the shower head to suck up all the soap in the bottle

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  • 1 points NecroNormicon

    Weird question

    How old ARE Roy and Mimi

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    6 points Zen_Ryuga_

    Old enough to be in college

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