Hello. I would like to apply to lifetime membership to this club. Annulled only upon breaking one of my bones. 29 years old. Hobby snowboarder and boulderer. I cycle all around my city as well. Several soft tissue injuries so far. But tendons and ligaments arent bones so.. where's my seat.
There is no application required.
You are either in or you are out.
I see how this works
jkarb,
I am very sorry to inform you that it is not possible to offer you admission to r/neverbrokeabone . I wish I were writing to report a different decision, but the competition was so rigorous this year that there were many outstanding young men and women to whom we could not offer places in the class.
Over a hundred thousand users, a record number, applied to the entering class. The great majority of the applicants would certainly have been unsuccessful here as they are BBBs. The Committee was, therefore, faced with the necessity of choosing a class without any BBBs.
We very much appreciate the interest you have shown in neverbrokeabone. We hope that you will accept the best wishes of the Committee for success in all your future endeavors.
Id break a bone out of spite but i cant. I aint no BBB
screams while being dragged away I DEMAND AN APPEAL. I HAVE BEEN WRONGLY ACCUSED
Well you’ll have to go through the initiation process where we test the flexural strength of certain major bones through a system of pulleys and what not.
Flexural made me wince, imagining a snap... A SNAP IVE NEVER HEARD. BRING IT.
N o . G e t o u t .