Was outside smoking, leaning against what I thought was the wall. Someone tried to close the door with quite some force. And broke the tip of Mt finger. I am severely ashamed of my weak brittle body. Had a good run with y'all.
You cracked the tip of your middle finger and you went to the hospital. I bet you asked for crutches too. Typical BBB weakness. Go gently lay yourself down and have a cigarette B.
such a BBB. Go gently suck your thumb, try not to break it also.
Turns out you were clinging to propriety by a single fingertip. Begone
You couldn't fingerblast to begin with, not with those wet paper bones. Lucky you didn't shatter your whole hand and arm fingerblasting
While you're at it, stop smoking too, might break more of your frail fingers just by holding the cig.
One of the few health problems you can’t blame on cigarettes. You can only blame your pathetic genes.
Your wife has never been satisfied.
I love how this implies I have a wife to begin with.
I wish brother.
Why are you still here BBB? Leave. Go find a wife.
You cracked the tip of your middle finger and you went to the hospital. I bet you asked for crutches too. Typical BBB weakness. Go gently lay yourself down and have a cigarette B.
Who in the FUCK would let your inferior genetics finger blast them in the first place? Your fragile, brittle bones are pathetic
At least you and yours got to make a bunch of ‘just the tip’ jokes. So long, BBB.
EAT SHIT.
Weak.
‘Someone tried to close the door with quite some force.’
I bet it was a gentle breeze