Yes: used panties, holey socks, old phone chargers, weeks old McDonald's leftovers, piss jugs, grannie's dead cat, everything on the table. And the ground. And the bed.
I know this is probably a joke, but a PSA for anyone reading this who doesn’t know:
Wearing 2 is less safe than wearing one. The increased friction means the likelihood that they both break is quite high. Wear one, make sure it’s the right size, use extra lube if things are a bit dry, and you should be good.
Since at least 2019. Don't ask me how I know (my gf at the time used it cheat on me when it came out ).
I only found out when an acquantince said "hey dude I saw your gf on FB dating..." Followed by me saying the exact thing you just did. I was more surprised to find out there was Facebook dating than the fact my gf was on there 😂
Maybe it’s just me, but if you have the energy to go to the gym often, you have the energy to clean. This person definitely works out, but doesn’t bother to clean their room for whatever reason.
AI probably doesn't know what a selfie stick is unless you prompt it for one. Even then, the hands aren't fucked beyond recognition, no piss filter, no shiny skin.
"Damn bitch, you live like this?"
This line is all I could think about.
I can smell it through the screen
Imagine her only fans in vr…it would be like dumpster diving at Long John Silver’s
Keep Long John Silvers out of your fucking mouth.
Hey, maybe you can shake a few crispies out of her undies for the ride home
So fucking gross! 🤣🤣🤣
Here I am, sitting at work on Christmas morning, about to dig into some breakfast tacos, and I read this shit.
Why?
Omg....reading that made me nauseous...such a creative insult, gunna have to remember it for later.
Hahahahahaha
High heels and a sports bra. Nice touch.
I bet you'd get some ass and free meth. What more could a guy ask for?
I feel like she might be expecting some meth in return rather than giving it away but who knows…
a couple STDs
Obviously target "i can fix her" crowd.
Only those who ladies from How clean is your house? can fix her.
That's the great thing about Kim and Aggie, they dole out home truths with the cleaning advice.
At least you know everything is on the table with her
Yes: used panties, holey socks, old phone chargers, weeks old McDonald's leftovers, piss jugs, grannie's dead cat, everything on the table. And the ground. And the bed.
Love a bedside mortar and pestle
Hey if you're going to crush up drugs, you may as well do it right
I think it might actually be a vibrator lol
Best sex you would ever have but you need to get tested after.
Word. Grip like Lenny holding a rabbit but damn you need to go straight to the clinic
Lenny grip is unhinged lmao
Just like this person's cleaning habits
Almost spit out my drink for real
You know my ex? Actually, her place was messier.
I also choose this guys' ex
Yeah my ex had 18 inches of clothes on the floor at all times.
Why did I do it despite knowing this? Because I hated myself, my boys.
Disagree. She’s gonna say “Ow, my hips hurt and get out of place. Ok now try. “
I wouldn't date a woman without a face, but hey I have high standards
Wouldn't have to hear her
Facebook dating...? Damn times must be hard homie.
I get singles from “city” name pop up in my feed and I’m not subscribed to the groups
As far as dating apps goes it's pretty much the best one. Everyone has a Facebook and it doesn't monetize anything.
It's ironically the best one, since Meta monetizes other services they offer and doesn't feel the need to monetize FB Dating...yet.
Nice she's probably easy to impress
This is such a creative insult
Haha
At least shes being open
So no head? 😞
Definitely use two rubbers
I know this is probably a joke, but a PSA for anyone reading this who doesn’t know:
Wearing 2 is less safe than wearing one. The increased friction means the likelihood that they both break is quite high. Wear one, make sure it’s the right size, use extra lube if things are a bit dry, and you should be good.
Or, in this case, don’t do it at all.
With a hazmat suit
"Face removed" whaaaat no way
Obliterated
It’s not scribbled out or anything either lmao it is impressively done
The AI even added trash behind her face
Raw, next question
If you've got a good body but want men to know you're very obtainable
Well at least she is making clear what she brings to the table, this is unironically good dating ethics
Are my eyes okay? Where's her head
Your eyes can’t read.
There’s Facebook dating now?
Since at least 2019. Don't ask me how I know (my gf at the time used it cheat on me when it came out ).
I only found out when an acquantince said "hey dude I saw your gf on FB dating..." Followed by me saying the exact thing you just did. I was more surprised to find out there was Facebook dating than the fact my gf was on there 😂
That's it. Closing reddit. Nothing will top the enjoyment I got from this story. Hope you are in a better place now. Merry Xmas.
A legbeard, as they say.
?
Female version of a neckbeard
I don’t understand why people on this site feel the need to downvote someone for not knowing something.
I know exactly I was just asking what it was
People have forgotten the deep lore.
Legbeard was the nice version.
Hosebeast was the mean one. (Considered the female equivalent to the fedora tipper saying "m'lady".)
Go for it, boss man. 😎
sir that’s a prostitute
The mortar and pestle on the right side looks like it has blue pills in it - likely amphetamine or opiates?
At least she’s letting you know up front she’s a crackhead, that’s considerate
smash
How quickly did you respond
Can't see the face, but she looks too healthy for that.
Should quit while shes ahea.....nevermind
Bet the coochie is good tho. It’s always the unstable ones. 😂
Is that a legbeard? I am a neckbeard.
Legbeard ?? Neckbeard ??
You must be young
Edit: dude this is neckbeard nests how do you not know what it means when you're on the sub lmao
Laugh all you want idiot
In my area it was never called that I know what it is just seems wierd to me to call it that on the east coast we call it by a different term
And what term would that be?
that room probably smells like front row at the rockettes
Wtf
Those carpet stains are a real turn on
She seems nice
She’s got dirt for carpet
The headless woman
Not the red heels
Did you just say Facebook DATING???? WTF
Thanks for the warning
Meth is a hell of a drug.
The longer I look the better it gets. When I clocked the heels I burst out laughing
I’m looking for the Cookie Monster pajama pants in the background.
ToT
The Gromble wants his heels back.
Loveeeeeee! QUEEEEN!
i already know this room reeks of piss, but the problem i’m having is the piss of what?
Would
Thank you for not allowing me to leave disappointed. Although that photo meme would’ve been funny too.
At least she’s being honest
Probably hasn't vacuumed in over a year.
But… why?
Did you fuck her?
Is that a bandage around her wrist, or a fuzzy bracelet?
Def fugs on first date at least
Sloppy seconds neckbeard style. And thirds. And fourths.
Does messier = kinkier?
Maybe it’s just me, but if you have the energy to go to the gym often, you have the energy to clean. This person definitely works out, but doesn’t bother to clean their room for whatever reason.
Yet, she will be getting more likes then any of us.
No disrespect to you, but I feel like this is the kind of people you'll find on 'Facebook Dating'
how can I marry a face no one will love?
“Damn bitch you live like this?”
Dang celty going thru it
I mean, decent tits at least
she's a mess but gives the best head you'll ever get and perfect round boobs
How? She just ends at the neck.
Would.
At least you know she does anal
Would
Done worse....
I bet she had a list of requirements too.
Why share this?
I can fix her
Worth it
Bad A.I of a dirty room is an odd choice.
AI probably doesn't know what a selfie stick is unless you prompt it for one. Even then, the hands aren't fucked beyond recognition, no piss filter, no shiny skin.
Where tf is her head then?
It was edited out
That makes sense.