When I was on a week long psychedelic bender over a decade ago, I had a bucket in my flat that my mates and I would piss in to. Bloody hell, looking back… 😬
Y’know, Joe, I’ve been thinkin’… we’ve been working together in this shed for nigh on twenty years this December and, well, every day you go off and piss in your jug over there, and I go off and piss in my jug over there, and - well, seems to me it don’t make a lick o’ sense when we’ve got that old Culligan jug just sittin’ there empty. I figure if we put a funnel in there, why, you and me could piss together into that old thing for at least three whole months before it gets to brimmin’ over. Now I ain’t sayin’ it’s gonna fix all our problems, but I reckon it’d be a start.
As I was reading I could help but to picture a shirtless man in blue Jean overalls. His hat sitting crooked on his bald head that hadn’t been shaved in three days. To top it all off, he’d be using the lot Winston cigarette he was smoking as a pointer while gesturing to the different jugs.
I keep a single gallon jug in my room on the 3rd floor. When I gotta go, I gotta go! It sucks but I hate running all the way down to the bathroom every single time I gotta pee. Doesn't stink bc of the peroxide. I empty it every other day. I have clutter but no trash besides my piss jug, so I don't feel like i qualify as a neckbeard lol
To what end? Now you just have an awful problem to get rid of, or better yet, spill in your work area and get to smell your brotherly concoction for the next foreseeable future.
Sharing a pee jug is crazy
That’s brotherly love right there. True friendship
If you don't share a piss jug.. are you even friends?
When I was on a week long psychedelic bender over a decade ago, I had a bucket in my flat that my mates and I would piss in to. Bloody hell, looking back… 😬
Ayo?
Why
Yes
Good point
Why....
Y’know, Joe, I’ve been thinkin’… we’ve been working together in this shed for nigh on twenty years this December and, well, every day you go off and piss in your jug over there, and I go off and piss in my jug over there, and - well, seems to me it don’t make a lick o’ sense when we’ve got that old Culligan jug just sittin’ there empty. I figure if we put a funnel in there, why, you and me could piss together into that old thing for at least three whole months before it gets to brimmin’ over. Now I ain’t sayin’ it’s gonna fix all our problems, but I reckon it’d be a start.
I laughed way to hard at this.
As I was reading I could help but to picture a shirtless man in blue Jean overalls. His hat sitting crooked on his bald head that hadn’t been shaved in three days. To top it all off, he’d be using the lot Winston cigarette he was smoking as a pointer while gesturing to the different jugs.
LMAO
Thank you for this. I'm currently in bed sick with the flu but reading this really brightened my day. Gave me a proper, much needed, chuckle
Did you hold hands while pissing in it
No just each other's dicks.
So throw an airlock on that thing and let it ferment. Turn that pee into wine!
Sweet berry wine!!
Put a little shit in it, you got yourself some Jenkem goin on
Fucking why
I can smell this though the screen. :|
y tho?
OP, we demand an explanation
You never dumped it?
You're a monster! D:
This ain’t it brother
Hey, you could start a youtube channel. Pissair guy 2.0
Soooo...
Are y'all just gonna leave it there or...
I feel like they didn't really think about how to move it when full...
Do you squat on top with your bird in the opening? There is no need to share piss jugs even in the workplace
Especially in the workplace
looks like you were shitting into it too.
wtf
There's more piss on the jug than in the jug
NICE FUCKIN WORK 🅱️OYS
Do you drink water at all?
Captain that bitch and bury it in the woods for future generations to find
Why is your pee bubbly?
Where do you think coors comes from?
Fermenting, soon will be pissalcohol
Motherfucker thats jenkem
r/jugpissers
How tf do you empty that thing without spilling piss everywhere? The floor, your feet, your hands!?
Ew
Squirt a little hydrogen peroxide in it after each time. It keeps the bacteria from growing and, at the same time, it doesn't smell.
This guy neckbeards
I keep a single gallon jug in my room on the 3rd floor. When I gotta go, I gotta go! It sucks but I hate running all the way down to the bathroom every single time I gotta pee. Doesn't stink bc of the peroxide. I empty it every other day. I have clutter but no trash besides my piss jug, so I don't feel like i qualify as a neckbeard lol
Is this on tap? How much for a pint?
To what end? Now you just have an awful problem to get rid of, or better yet, spill in your work area and get to smell your brotherly concoction for the next foreseeable future.
Trailer Park Boys uncertified. Fuckn shitflies, Bobandy.
Seek help, bud
Omg how did u get here🫣🫠
what the fuck is your job?
Time for a shit bucket. Jenkam for days.