Should I get a new blanket? Current one started to smell gross..
  • 553 points rhoo31313

    Pro tip....shower sometimes. And laundrymats have machines that can handle blankets.

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    125 points deeeb0

    Agreed! Shower and laundry mats!!! People think this is funny or cool to post like no this a mental health crisis lol

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    37 points ExNihiloNihiFit

    One of the most popular YouTubers in the world lives like this and has roaches crawling all over him in live streams. 🤢🤢🤢 Unfortunately it doesn't incite shame in folks like it used to (and still should).

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    7 points deeeb0

    Stopppp which YouTuber

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    28 points PorkAmbassador

    Asmongold?

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    3 points ExNihiloNihiFit

    Bingo!

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    1 points rhoo31313

    Nah, he's cleaned his situation up quite a bit. He even got himself some new chompers. It's been ages since i've seen roaches in his streams. I mean, he's still a slob. Just not super dirty.

    Now the piss-air guy...that's dirty.

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    1 points khayaRed

    You fr rn?

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    3 points rhoo31313

    Yes, the piss-air guy is dirty.

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    0 points rabidchiweeny

    Ok, I’ll bite. Who’s the piss-air guy?

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    0 points rhoo31313

    https://youtu.be/8kFnFtgr7j0?si=TeHAd1jdW35msW96

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    -1 points rabidchiweeny

    Thanks for the link🤙. That’s definitely gross, but I expected worse

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    3 points syphon3980

    It’s easier to stomach when it’s happening to them and not to me

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    2 points failadin155

    I heard he hired a cleaning service and that’s not the case anymore. Was I misled?

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    -1 points Lulzughey

    HE SHOWERS DAILY DUMBASS

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    7 points ExNihiloNihiFit

    How do you know? Do you shower with him? 🤨

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    -1 points Lulzughey

    My IQ is not that of a 4th grader like yours

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    8 points beyond_sleep

    There's a fine line between lazy and mental health

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    14 points deeeb0

    Some might say they go hand in hand

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    5 points beyond_sleep

    Some might say one is an excuse for the other as well

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    4 points deeeb0

    Agreed

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    6 points anjowoq

    Please do not put this one in a public machine. It's too late for it. Only fire will cleanse this.

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  • 251 points pettank

    looks like a giant tortilla. it better not have been pure white when you bought it

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    73 points Scarlet-Fire_77

    I thought it was a tortilla blanket at first!

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    8 points meursaultvi

    Same here until I saw the subreddit and the closeup.

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    7 points bearicorn

    Oh man, it's not!!??? Holy hell

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    2 points punkmetalbastard

    Same thought :/

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    8 points closethegoddamn

    We all know it was white 4 years ago

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    5 points Aggressive-Try3840

    it was white 4 days ago

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    5 points TiddybraXton333

    Whole wheat blanket

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  • 180 points Daurnan

    Did you get born on it or something?

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    16 points Apprehensive_Spite97

    yeah, then later killed on that rag, and now he´s back again as hard to get rid of as those stains

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    5 points ihateingles

    😭😭😭

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    1 points Nu_Eden

    LOL

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  • 91 points Pope_Aesthetic

    STARTED TO??

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  • 182 points jaleach

    Your blanket looks like a Civil War bandage.

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    15 points score_

    True. Immediate infection if that touches an open wound.

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    4 points ZealousidealGrab1827

    Ha. Top comment

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    0 points rattingtons

    💀💀 nailed it

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    2 points dickholejohnny

    😆😆

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  • 86 points Logical_Lemming

    No, sleeping on that keeps your immune system strong.

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    28 points eddie9958

    Its true, brother is so powerful he is infecting viruses with viruses.

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    1 points DragonSlayerC

    There are viruses that infect other viruses by the way.

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    1 points eddie9958

    Oh certainly 

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  • 42 points Sweepy_time

    Im going to guess that's way beyond starting to smell gross.

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  • 33 points buttbutts

    It's where you live. If YOU can smell it, it REEKS

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  • 62 points giorgio_tsoukalos_

    You should get new hands after touching that thing

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  • 27 points Molkwi

    You should get a new everything 😭

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  • 32 points ultranothing

    Rage bait. 100%. Don’t feed it.

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    30 points ForsakenLemon

    Look at his post history. This is a genuine weirdo

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    6 points eat_my_bowls92

    I am as confused as I am intrigued looking over his profile.

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  • 31 points HareltonSplimby

    Is this your fetish or are you joking?

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  • 28 points 303_Pharmaceutical

    Heavy wash that. If its gotten like this over a long time, just throw it away bro and get a new one

    And depending on your daily routine, wash before bed or after waking up. Tips from a man who used to just ruminate in my bed for 4-8 hours a day.

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  • 12 points Ramoen88

    I'm so impressed with the spread of bodily fluids, how you managed to achieve such coverage is the real wonder on display

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  • 10 points dam_the_beavers

    Has it been washed in the 4 years you’ve owned it?

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  • 8 points karatflowers

    Well well well, the stained-brown blanket smells gross? You don’t say…

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  • 5 points Pyrrolidone

    That's a biohazard

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  • 8 points sexybeans

    There are these things called washing machines

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  • 5 points DaddysLittleKitty95

    Please burn it. Put it out of it's misery. Thanks.

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  • 5 points Kobeau2123

    This is a troll

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  • 3 points Ammonia13

    Is it possible to wash it? even if your washer is small it’s better than that. You’ll just have to wash it twice and dry it for a really long time. You can pay people to pick it up and bring it to the laundromat, but if you do buy another one, please find an easy way for you to handle washing it :) I understand that you might not care but it’s gonna wind up giving you skin problems and fungal infections which caused you pain and discomfort, and you deserve better than that.

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  • 4 points AdLonely7631

    r/MilkManFitness

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    2 points Dark_World_0

    What a journey

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  • 3 points Neat_On_The_Rocks

    Brother

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  • 3 points Linorelai

    Do you have a bath tub?

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  • 3 points MrBlueW

    Looks like a fuckin drop cloth I use for painting lmao

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  • 9 points quackityquack35

    Keep! You'd lose so many memories if you got rid of it

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    18 points elidoan

    Do mold have memories as sentient beings?

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    2 points negroidioto

    and undoubtedly, 4 years worth of daily spent/saved blanket nuts,too.

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  • 5 points pc_principal_88

    Am I the only one that’s confused as fuck by him repeatedly saying “the bed shit is cold”?? Or is he saying “bed SHEET”?? Either way definitely gross!

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  • 2 points Ok-Traffic-9967

    Few times there I swear I have seen bedbugs

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  • 2 points tuggertheboat

    Have you been using that since birth?

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  • 2 points ReviveHiveCola

    I'd get a new/used blanket and throw this one out. If any of your sheets/pillows/pillowcases etc. are like this blanket replace them. Wash all of these at least once a month.

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  • 2 points Fratguy20

    I hate you

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  • 2 points WithoutDennisNedry

    You need to burn it and then learn to wash your bedding and yourself. These are basic hygiene skills all adults do.

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  • 2 points Parkerwoot

    Is this subreddit going to be taught in schools in the future? I hope so

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  • 2 points HeimrekHringariki

    How's your skin?

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  • 2 points coal-slaw

    I would say get a new one yeah, mainly because that is the filthiest blanket ive ever seen and even if you wash it its going to come out insanely stained.

    Get a new one and try your best to wash it at least once every 2 weeks

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  • 2 points RuralSeaWitch

    Burn it

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  • 2 points ObamaTheThroatGoat

    You know, blankets are washable

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  • 2 points BigMacRedneck

    Sure, get 2 and wash your feet.

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  • 2 points scarras_ballsack

    Milkman!

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  • 2 points RedPillAlphaBigCock

    It needs a good wash or 2 , get this thing called : the pink stuff powder for whites . That thing is magic .

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  • 1 points SweRakii

    My 20+ year old pillow kimda looked like that but darker when i bought a new one last year

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  • 1 points DinoTh3Dinosaur

    Nah bro, looks completely fine and hygienic forsure

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  • 1 points ZealousidealGrab1827

    Dude. You know the answer to your question.

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  • 1 points beyond_sleep

    Yeah that would be the mold growing on it. What the fuck.

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  • 1 points bacf

    Nah bro you're fine

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  • 1 points Elanaselsabagno

    I guess you deserve at least some credit for having bedding at all instead of just raw doggin your mattress

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  • 1 points shellsandsnails

    Did you not know you’re supposed to wash it?

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  • 1 points KindaSusNgl17

    Yeah..

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  • 1 points MSotallyTober

    OP has Grapes of Wrath vibes.

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  • 1 points BigDaddyHadley

    Thought it was one of those novelty tortilla blankets

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  • 1 points imonredditfortheporn

    How do you not have scabies yet?

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  • 1 points bizzy_bake

    MOTHER OF GOD THROW IT AWAY

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  • 1 points CelticCynic

    I just heard it crack

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  • 1 points Safe-Profession8274

    Looks like one of those tortilla blankets. Dude if thats all you... maybe shower someday and wash that thing atleast once a week.

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    1 points ginger__snappzzz

    Yeah this whole video smells terrible

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  • 1 points WORhMnGd

    For free?? You put the dogs out for freee?

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  • 1 points farklenator

    Hey I think we both sleep on the same air mattress

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  • 1 points blehric

    You should, like last month.

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  • 1 points PeppermintButthole

    For the love of god please tell me this is a joke post

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  • 1 points HATECELL

    Oh, you mean the wanket?

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  • 1 points ViridianNocturne

    At first I thought it was one of those tortilla blankets. Gross.

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  • 1 points DirtyAuldSpud

    There's absolutely no need for you to keep that rank blanket. They are so cheap these days to purchase. It's time to hold a ceremony and incinerate this bad boy. Please report back what it smelled like whilst you cooked it. Also wash yourself. Your life will improve once you start showering and looking after yourself.

    Your body will not be fatigued the whole time because it doesn't have to stay in hyper alert mode to try and fight all the bacteria and fungus that's growing on your body. When you shower your body relaxes because it doesn't have to constantly fight so that the bacteria and filth doesn't enter your blood stream.

    Think of washing yourself in gaming terms. If you wash yourself you're defeating the enemy and gaining energy points and extra lives. For each day you miss showering you lose a life or get zapped just like being temporarily incapacitated in the game when an enemy strikes. When you wash yourself it's like being in super stealth mode.

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  • 1 points Curious_Cow5283

    Definitely. I don’t want you to get sick. :c

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  • 1 points ramencurl

    I feel like you get off on being disgusting.

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  • 1 points MCD4KBG

    The milk man in the wild!

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  • 0 points eyb0ssihabedecancer

    What a horrible day to have eyes

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