My uncles room..
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  • 259 points _borT

    I like the shower seat as a desk chair

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    55 points kamasutures

    Nothing but the beat for the JO station.

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    6 points creepyswaps

    I really hope you misspelled "best" on purpose. Lol

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    1 points Haunting-Try-2008

    Maybe he's just looking up cook stuff.

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    38 points beakrake

    ...At least it won't get as cum stained as that bed...

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    16 points ericstarr

    Touch of class!

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  • 356 points SqoobySnaq

    It would be considered biological warfare to throw that mattress over a castle wall. Jesus Christ he’s sleeping on a fucking biohazard

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    74 points dick_circus

    No, unc is the biohazard

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    52 points SqoobySnaq

    Agent of Nurgle

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    11 points Significant_Froyo899

    And not undercover either

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    3 points bluelighter

    Hashtag blessed

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    1 points Bank-Angle747

    Or slaanesh judging by the empty cans on the floor, desk, and bin

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    28 points j_mcr1

    Please burn the mattress

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    19 points darkest_hour1428

    And release all those toxins to the greater environment? It’ll take over the planet!

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    15 points psychomaji

    Fire might make it grow stronger

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    12 points AuntieKay5

    You need an old priest and a young priest to exorcise the demons out of that mattress.

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    12 points bjcworth

    Yeah this dude 1000% has fucked up respiratory issues

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    1 points Lorenzo_T_Bone

    Cyboogie. I’m so happy

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  • 148 points Crownlink

    That mattress has lived a horrible, horrible life

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    27 points Putrid-Variation1135

    It should be put out of it's misery.

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    4 points Mr_Saturn1

    It looks like he salvaged it from hurricane Katrina

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  • 137 points JHowler82

    The flowers really bring the room together

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    21 points owzleee

    Truly a beautiful finishing touch.

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    8 points Durty_Durty_Durty

    Right next to the jizz wall

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    1 points BrannC

    That’s just nic stained. The jizz is in the mattress

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    5 points LegitimatePowder

    😂

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  • 119 points hater0fyou

    One of those images where you can literally feel the depression through the screen.

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    78 points eat_my_bowls92

    Dirty ass mattress that would need a biohazard team to get rid of ✅

    No sheets for said bed ✅

    Cigarettes, ash tray, and Tabacco on bed ✅

    Crown Royal can on the night stand ✅

    Fake flowers in the window to try and have something pleasant to look at for 10 seconds when you first wake up ✅

    Never been THAT bad, but I’ve gotten close, so I get it.

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    20 points bluelighter

    It seems so common to see beds without a sheet in this sub, I don't get it; I can't sleep on a mattress without a clean sheet

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    17 points Gru50m3

    You'd be amazed what you can do when you're chronically depressed.

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    2 points scissor_get_it

    How do people go on living in such a state? I would’ve killed myself before I ever sunk to this level.

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    6 points chungum

    Why does everybody always blame depression? Is it possible that he's simply a dirty filthy bastard? And he's perfectly content with life?

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    1 points fairy-of-nightmares

    💯

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  • 51 points HooterEnthusiast

    Man the sadness is so apparent

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    2 points diadlep

    I want to give this dude a hug

    But, like, with a biohazard suit on

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  • 38 points SQL617

    Pictures like this surface once every few months. The first thing I did was zoom in to find all the tobacco, can ashtrays and cigarette butts.

    Even when I was a smoker, the thought of smoking inside my own home was disgusting. Unless everyone in that house smokes, I don’t know how people put up with it. Just nasty.

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    10 points eat_my_bowls92

    When my husband and I first started dating, he had a plate next to his bed filled with cigarettes. Room itself was kept fairly neat other than that, but it was definitely a depression room in a coop house. I wasn’t much better, but knew it was gross. I gotta say, after sex cigarettes still tasted awesome lol.

    We’re in such better places now, but I get it. Can not STAND people smoking in my house. Weed gets a pass, but just barely

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    2 points CandyPink69

    I could never smoke weed in my house, surely that’s worse than cigarettes?

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    8 points SQL617

    Yeah weed doesn’t really linger like cigarettes . Also people usually only smoke a bit of pot, a few bowls or a joint. Nothing like smoking 10-20 cigarettes a day indoors. Before long the smell is in there for good, seeps into the walls and leaves stains - impossible to get out.

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    4 points regular_poster

    It doesn't linger as long, like you can get a house where weed has been smoked to smell like it hasn't been. Unlike with cigarettes in my experience. Neither are happening in my house.

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    4 points eat_my_bowls92

    Not really. It stinks the first few minutes, but when you come back after, like, 10 minutes, it’s gone. I still don’t like it, so my husband mainly hits the bong in the bathroom with the vents on, so the smell REALLY dissipates. l also smoke on a rare occasion so that’s why I can semi-tolerate. Now that he mainly uses vapes, I can handle it much more because the smell goes away in less than 30 seconds

    We also live in an illegal state, so no smoking outside on our porch because the other tenants could potentially report us. I know we could play dumb, but it isn’t worth the hassle

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  • 23 points Snoo_98156

    Gaming chair 10/10

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  • 16 points w1nd0wLikka

    I like the owl.

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    1 points Shoddy-Grand143

    Same, and the lamp with the little stars, and the pineapple planter. I sort of want to rescue them... 

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  • 13 points Hugh_Jampton

    An unusual amount of fake plants for a NN

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    10 points eat_my_bowls92

    It’s to give the some modicum of happiness when they look out the window. Helps make things not quite so sad for you.

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  • 11 points jaleach

    Fucking wow that mattress. It looks like it's from the Civil War.

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  • 26 points datweavedoe

    Cute watercolor effect on the mattress design. Is it ice tie dyed?

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    12 points NS3000

    i believe that's a mold style of tie dye

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    10 points datweavedoe

    Gorgeous color palette

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    4 points lionhat

    It looks like corduroy. Yuck!

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  • 9 points Noxski

    r/shittybattlestations would probably get a kick out of this.

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  • 9 points TheShitening

    I can smell the stale nicotine from here

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  • 9 points FatCatWithAHat1

    That owl has seen some things

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  • 8 points MostlyHarmless88

    I’m guessing he’s single.

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    1 points Haunting-Try-2008

    Gotta be a trans 

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  • 6 points ImOldGregg_77

    Ya but im sure he "knows where everything is"

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  • 8 points Legsofwood

    my brothers bed from a decade ago looked like your uncles bed. he’s a garbage man too and back then he had bad hygiene problems and wouldn’t shower for days on end and just get his bed all fucking gnarly. insane that he got women to go in there lol

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  • 5 points tylerb1130

    Damn, looks like Dahmers mattress

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  • 4 points MellowDCC

    Fascinating

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  • 5 points angrybadger77

    Grim

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  • 5 points beeglowbot

    the plants have me dying. like why

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  • 4 points frog_slap

    Unc got one of those mattresses you see in a haunted house

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  • 5 points Goblinstomper

    That mattress is spent.

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    2 points negroidioto

    Not a pillow-top, thus able to be flipped over. and if what we’re seeing is the cleaner side, imagine what sinister ferociousness is fermenting on the underside. Op, your spunkle uncle is a dirty dude.

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  • 5 points mollypop94

    this just makes me sad. :(

    I hold no space for judgment or mockery of anyone who finds themselves in a situation and environment like this. I wish this person all the best in life, and hope they can find their path and peace.

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  • 3 points Infundibulus

    This one's a keeper.

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  • 3 points PuzzleheadedBobcat90

    I thought the comforter was beige. Nope. Just extremely dirty

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  • 3 points o_charlie_o

    The fake flowers make all the difference lol

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    4 points 19flash92

    What’s crazy is he is wasting time doing other pointless jobs round the house when his room looks like that..

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  • 3 points imonredditfortheporn

    When people become indoor homeless

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  • 3 points free_help

    At least he uses Linux

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  • 2 points bmd201

    yikes

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  • 2 points motherfunker1

    100% junkie and or a mentalcase

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  • 2 points sad-ninna-hours

    This looked so similar to my own uncles room that I had to check your profile to make sure you weren't one of my cousins

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  • 2 points Accomplished-Base-51

    (In Cleveland’s voice) Oh that’s nasty…..

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  • 2 points Spare-Caramel4267

    Is your uncle alive?

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    1 points 19flash92

    Yes still going..

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  • 2 points diadlep

    Now THAT'S depression. The fake flowers in the window is peak

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  • 2 points fairy-of-nightmares

    Omfgggg I can smell that mattress and comforter from here 🤮🤮

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  • 3 points Drone314

    Somewhere in the British countryside is a man......

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  • 1 points laika1917

    Is he an addict?

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    3 points 19flash92

    Unfortunately yes :(

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    1 points laika1917

    Aw... wish you all the best, hope he can overcome it someday

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    1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    2 points HenricusKunraht

    Tobacco?

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    0 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    6 points HenricusKunraht

    Yes it is a drug but no one in their right mind would refer to the tobacco pouch as drugs, I’m pretty sure the original comment was referring to some kind of hard drug that messes up more than just health.

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  • 1 points _Asshole_Fuck_

    Gross.

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  • 1 points castlite

    Nooooooo no no no

    pukes

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  • 1 points BAF_DaWg82

    Looks cozy

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  • 1 points westbrodie

    Good lord

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  • 1 points PanzerZug

    That mattress has some grim stories to tell

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  • 1 points Bdape

    Is that a dirty adult diaper on the floor

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  • 1 points Vanstoli

    Does he rub his ashtray on that bed?

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  • 1 points SnooCookies1730

    Now I know where that saying, “… burn the mattress…” comes from.

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  • 1 points PraetorianXVIII

    dildo searching commences

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  • 1 points OctoberRust13

    Who else zoomed in to see what he was watching on YT? (I couldn't make it out)

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  • 1 points bgirl20000

    Oh if that mattress could talk

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  • 1 points Raiden720

    Great chair

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  • 1 points fleursvenus

    What happened to the wall?

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  • 1 points YourSmallIntestine

    Wow that’s a really sad way to live

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  • 1 points Chefboyld420

    I bet that mattress always feels damp.

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  • 1 points Throwmesometail

    As a scavenger hobbyist, you could find better furniture just walking around during garbage day

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  • 1 points TacticalChalky

    Feels sad to make a spectacle of this, your uncle is a sick man.

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    1 points AccumulatedFilth

    It's not spectacle.

    They didn't talk about mental health back in the day, and now it's these people that have always been told "just take a walk ik the park and you'll feel better"

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  • 1 points Pdiddymcquiddy

    Tell me he doesn't sleep on that bed please !

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  • 1 points Ericas_Evil_Eye

    your uncle has no girl he is bringing home i guess… bc any NORMAL girl would NOT lay down, sit or sleep on THAT!

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  • 1 points FistofanAngryGoddess

    I bet that mattress was white at one point.

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  • 1 points IoneIndigo

    The mattress 💀

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  • 1 points Longjumping_Fuel_633

    That mattress is beyond disgustingm

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  • 1 points ITSOVERGUYS88

    What does he do for a living? Does he make enough to buy a new bed or at least a sheet?

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  • 1 points SoaringCrows

    Not the mysterious mattress stains.

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  • 1 points supermegabro

    I wonder why he's always congested

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  • 1 points Haunting-Try-2008

    Stop playing. This is your room

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  • 1 points thatoneguy_whowas

    Most typical uncle room

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  • 1 points ANiceGobletofTea

    Nurgle approves of that mattress. I feel I'd get diseases just walking in there.

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