🔥 Momma elephant has had enough of curious rhino getting too close to her calf
  • 2629 points Round-Lab73

    "That's what I thought!"

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    1186 points NeriTina

    The rhino’s tail curling up in excitement and then instantly dropping between its legs… bwahahaha!

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    204 points coffeegogglesftw

    Thank you for pointing this out. So funny.

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    50 points NeighborhoodTasty271

    I was so busy watching baby scamper under Mom that I didn't even notice this. Thanks for pointing it out!

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    11 points oSuJeff97

    Rhino: “Sorry M’am. Won’t happen again.”

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    233 points R-Dragon_Thunderzord

    Don’t talk to me or my son again

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    11 points diente_de_leon

    Came here looking for this! 😂

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    289 points uselessfoster

    “We good?”

    “Yes.”

    “I said are we good here?”

    “Yes ma’am.”

    “I thought so.”

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    94 points moocow2024

    Then the final check-in with the kid.

    "You ok? I told you to stay close." lmao

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    270 points KEPD-350

    That rhino instantly got the message, really impressive to see.

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    122 points lastdancerevolution

    In every video of rhino vs elephant, the rhino gets one-tapped.

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    67 points Johannes_Keppler

    Those elephant tusks aren't comfortable when they are tearing out your guts, and the rhino knows that.

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    28 points campingcritters

    Not to mention that rhino's horn looks like it's been removed, so it has no "weapon" with which to put up a fight.

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    15 points No-No-Aniyo

    This thought made me sad. Freaking poachers ruin everything.

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    40 points GentleMaleficent

    If it makes you feel any better the horns might have been removed by conservationists so poachers don’t kill the rhinos.

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    26 points FuckTheMods5

    Well yeah but poachers nesessitated that lol.

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    13 points GentleMaleficent

    Fair enough. Still better alive than dead.

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    8 points FuckTheMods5

    100%!

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    11 points peejay5440

    No maybe about it. Poachers don't do that, they just kill them. Fuck poachers.

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    3 points shinnyaxolotl

    And fuck the stupid of people thinking they are medicine

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    2 points No-No-Aniyo

    I have heard that before but it still sucks either way.

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    36 points LordWemby

    Does a fully-grown African elephant lose to anything? A pride of lions maybe but they’re probably coming out of it pretty fucked up. 

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    108 points lastdancerevolution

    A fully grown elephant has no natural predators. Humans are the only animal that can reliably kill them. Young, sick, and old elephants can be killed, especially by lions, crocodiles, hyenas, but it's rare for a healthy adult elephant to be reliably killed.

    Elephants are often in herds and defend each other, as you can see in the video, so it's even more uncommon. In this video by the BBC, it took 30 lions to take down a young elephant that was isolated. This was an adolescent "teenager", about 10-14 years old.

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    53 points LordWemby

    Kind of reminds me of this nature story/clip about a pride of lions I believe trying to take down a fully-grown giraffe. I don’t remember if it was fully-grown or close to it, but it was definitely huge, and they must have bit a bit desperate. 

    They went at it for something like four hours, with the giraffe being an absolutely tank that kept shrugging and kicking them off. I don’t remember if they managed to finally bring it down or just gave up, just that it was a serious ordeal for all of them.  

    These massive herbivores do not mess around.

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    19 points UnstopableTardigrade

    If its the same clip we're both thinking of the giraffe fell down but managed to get back up and run away

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    6 points AKSqueege

    And the last lion to make an attempt gets absolutely bowled over, prime Derrick Henry style. Loved it

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    26 points TCB4EAP

    Thanks, but no thanks. Am I the only one who can’t bear to watch kill videos? I’m such a sap I can’t even watch movies with animals supposedly being hurt or I just look away. When I’m watching a horror movie and they introduce a pet into it, I usually turn it off as I know what’s coming.

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    3 points mynutsacksonfire

    Planet earth keeps it pretty classy. But animal fight night is so trashy and unnecessary. It's like if SPIKE had an animal show. Fuckin Steve Irwin Bob Ross and Mr Rodgers are all ashamedly looking down on the shows creators.

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    3 points shnerpie

    nah you’re not alone. same here

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    5 points Luvas

    So a teenaged elephant is a literal raid boss

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    2 points mlvisby

    Elephants are the true kings of the jungle.

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    35 points peanut--gallery

    Imaging how terrifying elephant mom’s would be if they wore flip flops! (Thongs to those in Oz)

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    11 points SexualDepression

    i wonder if/how The Thong Song hit differently down under.

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  • 504 points concious_Cappucino

    Who u looking at Rhino?

    • me? Nothing.... Just Hanging around
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    128 points ThousandFingerMan

    "Really interesting sand around here..."

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    2 points HazylilVerb

    My dog does the same thing when she's sniffing at something she knows she shouldn't

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    9 points Dangerous_Lunch1678

    Mummy elephant: "Get the fuck away from my baby or I swear to God I will not be responsible for my actions"

    Rhinos: "Cool, cool, just wanted to hang out, no harm done"

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  • 1284 points TomiShinoda

    Those rhinos are huge.

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    914 points rymnd0

    Ohh yeah, rhinos are definitely huge.

    That said, it's also worth noting that African bush elephants can effortlessly toss a rhino around. That's how terrifyingly strong elephants can be.

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    326 points baconlover696970

    fr. i saw that one BATTLE between them. Its amazing how combat is universal. The elephant basically prodded and pulled back slightly right as the rhino charged making it off balance. By then it was game over. Elephant charges, gets side control, and basically pushed the rhino down and that elephant face shove with his tusks and stabbed. You can tell when it hurt the Rhino. Both walk away though.

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    26 points jbergas

    Uh that rhino ran away crying and prolly died

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    13 points CrappyMSPaintPics

    Maybe this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XcWlIPOLis

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    2 points WeaknessPast2067

    He brought a knife to a gun 💪💪 fight

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    2 points 5inthepink5inthepink

    Wow, the size difference there is stark. Wonder if that's a large bull elephant, because it doesn't look like a particularly small rhino - good sized horns at least. 

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    3 points GregerMoek

    Yeah compared to OPs post this elephant seems bigger

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    2 points baconlover696970

    yep thats the one

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    60 points MrPopCorner

    Between these two rhino's and that elephant.. if they had their horns, I'm not sure mommy would be the one left standing, 1 on 1 sure, 2 rhino's though.. dodging one, getting slammed by the other.. hmm 🤔 wouldn't want to witness it.

    Even so, these rhino's are not at all looking to fight.

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    117 points enforcercoyote4

    We're powerscaling rhinos and elephants now

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    61 points alfonseski

    No need to. Elephants Destroy all other land animals 1 on 1, including humans

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    71 points Takemyfishplease

    Cartoons have indicated a single tiny mouse can win fairly easily.

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    34 points justformemes

    When Mythbusters were were in Africa for shark week they tested that on wild elephants and it honestly seems somewhat accurate. Though I get the feeling they more didn't want to squish it as opposed to being scared, but they did immediately halt and gave it a wide berth and walked around it. I'm not going to describe the various ways they tested it but it was very interesting.

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    28 points TarzanSawyer

    They later admitted that it wasn't very scientific as they were using white lab mice instead of mice with natural coats like brown and grey. They also admitted that it seemed less about fear of the thing and surprise at it suddenly popping into existence (from their pov).

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    12 points Minigoalqueen

    Yeah, even watching it when it first aired, I thought it felt more like the elephants response was "What the hell just happened? That poop just became a mouse. Better steer clear." Rather than "Eek, a mouse".

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    10 points MaggieHigg

    What about a human with prep time?

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    9 points cantfindmykeys

    Bruce? That you?

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    0 points Glmoi

    Depends on human, prep time and tool usage I suppose, also what is the prep time, is it time to aim your rifle? Remove guns, then most humans lose with prep time. I could dig a hole around myself for example, but what if the elephant doesn't walk in, what if it improvises, throws rocks etc. Most people have no experience with this (lol) so a lot of strategies would fail by default and then the elephant wins. Gun powder weapons and their ability to be used by anyone is the biggest factor, without it human struggles, some could do it, probably not most people, a lot would definitely fail.

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    9 points Neshura87

    And we're back to the old question of "in how far is tool use part of the human arsenal in match ups against animals"

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    6 points Far-Government5469

    But I think we can all agree, 100 dudes could take on a gorilla

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    18 points Low-Astronomer-3440

    If she had full tusks… ooof

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    6 points A-Capybara

    There's no reason for two herbivores to fight in this situation, so neither group would be willing to risk an injury here.

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    3 points UseYona

    Even two rhinos with horns lose to a enraged mama elephant

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    9 points spiffybaldguy

    I like the punt a badger video from a little while back, like I know those badgers would soundly kick my ass all over the place and the Elephant with what looked like a gentle kick sent it flying.

    Elephants are cool and scary at times

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    5 points Zunderfeuer_88

    The elephant cow probably is a younger one too, possibly her first calf

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    2 points Sinaaaa

    This elephant is surprisingly close in size to those Rhinos.

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    27 points fallen981

    Or maybe this elephant is smaller

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  • 534 points AgentApaloosa

    I’m so excited to see this here in Reddit. My friend Marsha Williams took this last week in So Africa and she’s not a Redditor. She shares her work on Insta (should you dare go there) @mewilliamsphotography

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    202 points Prestigious-Wall5616

    Please feel free to credit her, if she so wishes. I could not track down the original content creator.

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    26 points AgentApaloosa

    Thank you Prestigious-Wall5616!

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  • 485 points BenjaminDover02

    It's funny how the biggest, baddest mf out there is an herbivore.

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    309 points Prestigious-Wall5616

    The 3 largest land animals on the planet are all pretty badass, and also herbivores. Elephants, rhinos and hippos.

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    160 points MrPopCorner

    Oh no, hippo's are not herbivores.. they eat meat or fish whenever they get the chance.

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    192 points Canal_Cheese

    My understanding is that nearly all herbivores are actually opportunistic carnivores, such as horses eating chicks. Even cows eat rabbits.

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    62 points wakeuptomorrow

    And even rabbits eat rabbits if they feel threatened enough.

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    26 points Ok-Jackfruit-6873

    look nobody can resist eating a rabbit now and again ok they're danged good eatin'

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    17 points 2naomi

    Horses can't digest meat at all, even though they will deliberately kill and eat small things and make themselves sick. I would guess cows, being ruminants, are the same. My horse loves raw eggs and killed a chicken that got in his stall, but eggs and chicken have no place in his diet. They can get salmonella, too. It's a behavioral thing for them to eat animals, not a nutritional one.

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    3 points woodworkinghalp

    What!!!!!! TIL

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    2 points LittleBunInaBigWorld

    Eating the odd piece of meat doesn't mean they're classified as omnivores or opportunistic carnivores. Its not part of their regular diet, they can't digest it properly, and they haven't evolved to eat them. They're still herbivores. My rabbit would eat anything I did if I let him. He's still a herbivore.

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    22 points Practical_Actuary_87

    hippos are biologically classified as obligate herbivores. The classification is assigned based on dominant energy pathway, not perfect purity. 95–99% of a wild hippo’s caloric intake is from plant-matter, and they have physiological adaptations for digesting plant matter - multi-chambered stomach, specialised gut microbes for cellulose breadown and plant fiber fermentation, long digestive tract etc.

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    53 points Prestigious-Wall5616

    Fair. Primarily herbivores. Many such animals eat flesh now and then.

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    29 points Markiz_27

    A lot of herbivores eat meat from time to time, that doesn't make them omnivores. Hippos are still considered herbivores.

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    7 points GottaUseEmAll

    They're still classed as herbivores.

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    10 points black_cat_X2

    Even in the water, the largest whale eats only krill. Not an herbivore obviously, but also not a threat to anything you can see with the naked eye.

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    9 points Fit-Acanthisitta7242

    Gorillas 

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    4 points RedditTooAddictive

    Giraffes

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    2 points random_user_number_5

    Opportunistic carnivores*

    Rhino - pure herbivore

    Would recommend looking into the subject more it's quite interesting.

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    19 points SWHAF

    All of the biggest dinosaurs were herbivores too.

    Being bigger makes you a more difficult target for predators.

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    8 points LmR442

    My understanding is that its mainly about digestive length. With a long digestive tract you can extract more energy out of the same amount of plant material, which means you can support more tissue which lets you be big enough to have a longer digestive tract. Once you get past a certain size, it just becomes more efficient to get bigger - an animal double the size doesn't need double the food.

    Being bigger also makes you a difficult target for predators, but that just applies equally to all animals. Predators need protection from other predators too, as well as fighting other animals competing for the same resources.

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    2 points CanExplainThings

    Predators only attack the sick, weak, and injured. No real use in attacking the strong and healthy because that's just going to make problems.

    Most megafauna are herbivores. And they, on the other hand, are perfectly happy to hand anyone who comes their way a megadose of vitamin Fuck Up Your Day.

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    2 points zmbjebus

    Its always been that way right? Big ol herbivores have ways of being scary. Mammoths, Giant ground sloths, Moose, Sauropods, Ceratopsians

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  • 136 points xxMiloticxx

    That was honestly very respectful and civilized lmao

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  • 107 points Mysterious_Week8357

    I don’t blame the rhino. Baby elephants are fucking adorable and I’d want to get too close too

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    6 points cancerBronzeV

    Your comment reminded me to check r/BabyElephantGIFs.

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  • 261 points Marquisdelafayette89

    She straight said BACK THE FUCK UP! and they then try and pretend to be casually eating dirt.😂

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    28 points Golf-Beer-BBQ

    Bitch I am an elephant!

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  • 137 points gobliina

    They were following the baby like it was a cute puppy, I wonder if that's what they were thinking 😂

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    29 points littlebottles

    Rhinos are known for being pretty friendly when raised in captivity/ around people so I buy it to be honest... it's been said they have a doglike vibe on the zoo shows I watch

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    14 points fopiecechicken

    They have incredibly poor eyesight I think, so they startle easily, they also seem quite curious in most of the videos I see, not a great combo lol

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    2 points littlebottles

    Yeah i bet! Dangerous! On the zoo shows i've seen they like scratches and treats though which is kinda cute

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  • 448 points 5HT2alex

    So much body language happening here! Watch the rhino's tail lol. Then mamma with the lowered head clearly saying "what exactly are you doing?" Then the rhino looks at the other like "you good?" then lowers its head in response to the elephant as if to say "we good, just got a little carried away I guess." Elephants calmly continue and the rhino's make their position clear with a final scoot back to give em space. Good job team.

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    50 points xBirdisword

    Can anyone confirm what’s actually happening or is it Reddit humanising animal body language again?

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    232 points AdamRam1

    While the top comment puts it in very human terms, the basic idea is right. Elephants and rhinos use body posture, vocalisations and spacing to negotiate these moments. The mother’s display was a clear warning, and the rhinos responded by dropping their tail, pausing and giving ground. It’s perfectly normal cross-species communication to avoid a fight, not just someone anthropomorphising them

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    42 points Preoccupied_Penguin

    Yeah, most of the time in the animal kingdom animals making themselves larger are doing so to seem threatening, while making themselves smaller is a way of submitting. Other common ways are breaking eye contact, lowering their head, and less aggressive vocalizations.

    Edit: also, showing the backside is usually displayed by the animal in the more dominant position, think of it as “I’m not afraid of you attacking from behind.”

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    3 points RealLeif

    When Elephant gets big ears it means, you better stop everything you do and back the fuck off. Usually when animals try to make themselves look big (kinda given with an elephant) they wanna look threatening.

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  • 111 points this_guy_talking

    Those rhinos look so sheepish and cute after they were reprimanded 

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    78 points lastdancerevolution

    They probably thought they were all hanging out, crossing a river, doing herbivore things.

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    42 points this_guy_talking

    "I just thought... like an uncle... apologies 😔" 

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    6 points LiveLearnCoach

    Cute, maybe, but the camera angle doesn’t do them justice. Look at mama elephant over there, that’s a fully grown African elephant. Large enough for baby to walk under her. Then compare her size to the rhinos. Those are huge rhinos.

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  • 31 points Western-Bite1759

    The baby knocking his head on his mother's leg💀 kid was not looking at all lol

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    10 points AcousticProvidence

    TIL elephants kids are just like human kids lol

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  • 57 points Remarkable-Hat-4852

    What would rhinos do to the baby elephant anyways? Obviously they know not to f with the mom, but do they have a record of messing with the babies?

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    70 points Prestigious-Wall5616

    They wouldn't dare with mom around. Elephants are extremely protective of their young though.

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    103 points TheAidSum

    Rhinos can be ornery, but they’re not typically overly aggressive if not threatened. As another commenter mentioned, they were very much just curious and got closer than intended. Mum said “Hey, that’s close enough.” and the message was received.

    Had she felt any real danger from the situation, she would not have waited for the message to arrive.

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    53 points geeoharee

    Baby elephants are also very curious, so it's possible baby might decide to mess with the rhinos. Best to keep some distance.

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    31 points rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger

    “Why so smol”-Rhino

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    19 points xxHikari

    Yeah I've seen rhinos be pretty curious about a lot of stuff. Once it was a waterbuffalo (I think) and obviously Mom just had to let it happen because what's she gonna do? There were more than 3 there if I recall. They were just curious to see what the fuss was about.

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    2 points Remarkable-Hat-4852

    Right, but they wouldn’t dare what exactly?

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    14 points the-bladed-one

    Rhinos have such bad eyesight I wouldn’t be surprised if they thought the calf was a baby rhino

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  • 27 points MastodonGlobal93

    From what I remember, rhinos are one step removed from being blind. They see the world in fuzzy shapes. Probably thought the young elephant was a rhino calf or something.

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    19 points PuddleQuail

    Doubt it thought the baby elephant was a rhino calf. They are nearsighted and color blind but not one step removed from blind.

    https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/visual-neuroscience/article/abs/retinal-ganglion-cell-density-of-the-black-rhinoceros-diceros-bicornis-calculating-visual-resolution/BDA8AE4B3A01755EF34342ED0681678F

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  • 84 points smilingjade101

    That could be a heavy duty rumble right there!

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    59 points makethislifecount

    Would be a very one sided fight. Elephants can spear the rhino and move them around with so much ease it boggles the mind.

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    19 points ShrugSmug

    Looks like pretty even battle smallish elephant vs 2 big rhinos.

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    18 points Prestigious-Wall5616

    African elephant. Also, the largest Asian rhino species (Indian Rhino) have only one horn.

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    18 points ShrugSmug

    Oh so the elephants aren’t small the rhinos are huge.

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    14 points Living_Book_3973

    No, its an African elephant, you can tell that by its ears

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    8 points MrAtrox98

    Ok, she’s still a little cow that’s probably around 3 tonnes. Bull African bush elephants are on average two tonnes heavier and the larger males can be more than triple her mass.

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    13 points Bombadil54

    She said rhiHellNo!

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    2 points MindOverMatterGuy

    Lololol 😂 😂 😂 🤣

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  • 23 points 3doggg

    omg look at the baby elephant crashing onto mom's leg, that cracked me up so much!

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  • 18 points SoftwareOdd8846

    Look like a nice respectful interaction

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  • 14 points PedalUp

    "don't ever talk to my son"

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  • 14 points Unending-Flexionator

    "Can we adopt the little booper snooter??"

    "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

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  • 30 points scalectrix

    Back. The fuck. Up.

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    8 points badken

    If she had thumbs she'd be snapping.

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  • 8 points deanrihpee

    "sorry, but your child smells funny" - rhino

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  • 8 points Gnumino-4949

    Does baby have a limp?

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    46 points Prestigious-Wall5616

    Feet sinking into the soft sand I reckon.

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    25 points ShrugSmug

    He is still learning to walk on different surfaces

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    13 points lastdancerevolution

    This baby is very young and still uncoordinated. It takes baby elephants a couple years to fully develop their motor functions.

    One area you can see their refinement is their trunk skills. By one year old, they will be able to grasp objects and manipulate things pretty well. By year two, they will begin to have full mastery. They're super cute when young, because they can't really use their trunks and they kind of flop around while learning from momma and mimicking their movements. Adult elephants use their trunks to grasp objects, eat, drink, etc etc. Baby elephants have to use their mouths for that, which is really adorable for an elephant.

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  • 7 points ImperatorDanorum

    Moms will always be mom's...

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  • 10 points Texas_Kimchi

    Hey dawg quit creeping on my kid.

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  • 4 points MrLazyLion

    "Back it up. Back it up, slow. Yeah."

    "Back it up."

    "Yeah."

    "Back it up."

    "Okay."

    "B-B-B-B-Back it up."

    "That's it."

    "That's right."

    "Backin' up?"

    "Yep, just backin' up."

    "No, no. Just back it up.""

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  • 3 points Renbarre

    Are you sure that's an adult female? Small size, small tusks, no mammary glands visible between the front legs. Could it be an adolescent with little brother or sister?

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    12 points Prestigious-Wall5616

    Female savanna elephants are generally around 8 to 9 ft tall at the shoulder. A rhino can exceed 6 ft on the same measurement. Tusks vary in size, and are generally smaller in elephants in the south of the continent, where this was filmed. Her nipples would be between the forelimbs and we don't get a great view of that.

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  • 4 points CountySufficient2586

    Rhino was just trying to get a good close up for his instagram profile lol

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  • 3 points zulamun

    "Woops, sorry ma'am"

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  • 3 points joe_falk

    Should we be concerned that these rhinos don't seem to have horns?

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    14 points Prestigious-Wall5616

    They've been dehorned by a wildlife veterinarian, to deter poachers.

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    3 points InnerYouth3171

    That's a smart strategy. However, wouldn't this put them in disadvantage against other animals?

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  • 3 points TechnicEcho395

    "Fuck off Randy"

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  • 4 points Internal_Fox3403

    I wouldn't want to mess with an angry elephant momma!

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    3 points MrPopCorner

    Ofc not.. we're puny humans..

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  • 5 points Illustrious_Donkey61

    Slightly off topic but when baby elephants are nursing do they do the trunk suck then squirt in their mouth or go in mouth first?

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    16 points Prestigious-Wall5616

    Mouth only

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  • 2 points Roddirat

    Beautiful maternal instinct..

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  • 2 points samipurrz

    Rhino got the message loud & clear

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  • 2 points AriciaVC

    Love her boots

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  • 2 points Klumania

    The rhino looked so betrayed. "I thought we were friend?" 😢

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  • 2 points Noromona

    Oh man, that rhino's tail is giving away all the secrets! 😂

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  • 2 points Noromona

    That rhino's tail is spilling all the tea! 😂

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  • 2 points BoredNothingness

    Finally a good video without annoying background music

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  • 2 points edcculus

    Kinda hot in these rhinos

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  • 2 points Dunno_If_I_Won

    That's how I sometimes when waiting in a line. Next time, I'll trumpet scream at the person behind me getting too close.

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  • 2 points TheTeeje

    “Could you fucking not?”

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  • 1 points FuzzyTomatillo4540

    creep behavior smh

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  • 1 points thedalailloyd

    Reminded me of the moose (wolverine) from Brother Bear

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  • 1 points leonhardtjohna

    Wild how it dropped its head to make sure the rink understood

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  • 1 points BubblyFangz

    "The FUCK are you looking at???!!! .... .... .... Thought so"

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  • 1 points TaratronHex

    Rhino: Look I just wanted to smell a baby, we don't have any left!

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  • 1 points commandercoconut_1

    “Can we help you?!”

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  • 1 points EntrepreneurPrior895

    This is real life.

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  • 1 points larry-the-dream

    “What the fuck are you doing..?!”

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  • 1 points LosparkJojo

    Where’s the rest of the girls to back momma up? They usually hang and are extra security

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  • 1 points Dmpapajourney

    An elephant can intimidate a rhinoceros with just a glance.

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  • 1 points princeofottawa

    “Whaat. We’re just walking here”

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  • 1 points EscapeFacebook

    Rhinos have really bad eyesight I have to wonder if he didn't even realize who he was following ar first or if he was just trying to get a better look lol

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    3 points Prestigious-Wall5616

    They have an excellent sense of smell though. They can smell a human at least 200 metres away in a light wind.

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  • 1 points fun_choco

    "I am trying to see if it's mine." 

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  • 1 points Prestigious-Pea-6781

    Gotta protect your kids from horney strangers 

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  • 1 points Alaksande

    More civilized interaction than many humans

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  • 1 points morethanWun

    “Yeah, see… that’s what I fucking thought….please back the fuck up!” 😂😂😂😂

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  • 1 points Many-Wasabi9141

    "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"

    "Just trying to warn you about the big crocodile... geeze"

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  • 1 points Sensitive_Advice6667

    Rhino's like TEEHEE we took you for a Rhinosaurus

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  • 1 points thebigreddog68

    Do you ever wonder if all the animals in a particular ecosystem have some sort of understanding of each other's verbal communication? Obviously the visual communication works well, but are there sounds this rhino could make that the elephant would interpret as passive?

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  • 1 points Oasystole

    Y’know what?

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  • 1 points Mean_Syllabub_7184

    That was a universal GTFO if ever I heard one

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  • 1 points LostWoodsInTheField

    "yup yup got it, sorry, sorry about that, yup understood ma'am"

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  • 1 points bdizzle805

    Mom elephant: really right in front of my baby elephant?

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  • 1 points GottaUseEmAll

    'La la la, I'm just sniffing the sand..."

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  • 1 points brandoldme

    3.5 tons of FAFO.

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  • 1 points -strangedazey

    "Don't be trying to smell my baby!"

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  • 1 points 80sbabyftw

    “You giving me the hairy eyeball? Back the fuck up!”

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  • 1 points PetsWhisper

    Where the other mommas?

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  • 1 points KinderCompulsive

    How is it that nobody is recognizing how stunning they look in those knee high boots?

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