They call this the horaltic pose, thought to derive from the Egyptian god Horus, who was often personified as an eagle. Besides drying feathers, they do this to warm up in the sun and to expose the feathers to uv rays to kill parasites and pathogens.
Yea, that was before all of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the Bourgeoisie.
There's a whole family of some massive bird, like 8-10 of them, they always hang out in one specific dead tree by a lake. Sometimes you'll drive by and see all of them with their wings out like that. My wife and I call them "the council" and if their wings are open, it means they've decided that we will have a bad day.
I have one that visits the nearby lake. They lack the oil gland to prevent their wings from getting wet and have to air dry before taking flight. Great looking birds!
We have black vultures that hang out by the river in my town. When you’re walking along the river walk, They all just silently sit up on the railroad power lines watching you in that hunched ominous way. They never move, they just watch. It’s the eeriest thing.
Wonder where they got the inspiration for totem poles at seeing there was no telephone poles back then but goddamn that's the spirit image of a totem pole
I once came upon a small pond with a ring of buzzards around it, and they were each on their own post, doing that with their wings. I’m not ashamed to admit it kinda creeped me out, and I ended up moving away from that area pretty fast. There were maybe 6 of them?
“Bow before me, pathetic land walkers!”
Feels like he’s about to start glowing
Nah, that's a kamehamehawk
It's more like focusing for an energy ball
Or like he's about to transcend into Godhood
Spirit bomb you mean
Or smite the shit outta somone
I'm disappointed that I didn't see either this or that one anywhere.
Boss fight!! Lessgoooo
"And I will be like a god to them."
They call this the horaltic pose, thought to derive from the Egyptian god Horus, who was often personified as an eagle. Besides drying feathers, they do this to warm up in the sun and to expose the feathers to uv rays to kill parasites and pathogens.
Horus was personified as a falcon(either a peregrine or a lanner) rather than an eagle, but you’re otherwise correct.
Also, speaking of Horus, I smell HERESY.
"Rise...RISE demon fowl!"
Fowl Demon sounds like a very metal duck band.
Bow, ye shits.
I rule these lands and all who walk them. Tremble before the might of my wings. Bow mortals and know thy place.
Hail the bird people
Random crow: “Frank, look where your feet are.”
Birdie - the reedeemer
It has great power
“Come at me, bro.”
Bet me to similar statement 👌
😆
😂
🤣
Are you not entertained!
Came here to say this. The answer is of course yes
Yes, you are not entertained?
Are you not entertained!
Aw shit man, you got there 18 hours before me. Great minds tho!
Storks are cool birds
Birds aren't real
They were once!
Yea, that was before all of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the Bourgeoisie.
why would middle class control birds?
Because the middle class are actually space lizards in human skin costumes!
Reagan was only scaring a heron. Now, Nixon? That man killed a bunch of birds!
r/birdsarentreal
ALMIGHTY PUSH
Shinra tensei!
Thank you. It just doesn't hit as hard in English.
I was looking for this!
Feel pain. Accept pain. And know pain
Ah dang it, beat me to it. Came to say “you shall know pain!!!”
ahhh you all beat me to it
r/beatmymeattoit
"Do you hate me?"
I just revised the Pain animation compilation video today lol. So funny
First thing I thought! XD
There it is. Was scrolling and surprised to see no Pain references. Thank you!
There's a whole family of some massive bird, like 8-10 of them, they always hang out in one specific dead tree by a lake. Sometimes you'll drive by and see all of them with their wings out like that. My wife and I call them "the council" and if their wings are open, it means they've decided that we will have a bad day.
Edit- they're Double Crested Cormorants
you can't just describe something so metal and not drop a visual aid.
8-to-10-double-crested-cormorants-in-a-dead-tree-by-a-lake tax, you know the drill
I have one that visits the nearby lake. They lack the oil gland to prevent their wings from getting wet and have to air dry before taking flight. Great looking birds!
We have black vultures that hang out by the river in my town. When you’re walking along the river walk, They all just silently sit up on the railroad power lines watching you in that hunched ominous way. They never move, they just watch. It’s the eeriest thing.
Praise the sun.
\[T]/
\[V]/
Hail Suntan
\[T]/
Is this what they call a bird of pray?
This is the godliest bird ever. From Rome to Shanghai, when men see his wings they pray
CANNNN YOU DIG IT?!?
Suckas!!
huuuuuuumans
come out to play-ee-ayyyy
I'm picking up, what ur putting down!
That was my first thought too.
beat me to it! hahah i’ll delete mine.
“Hear me, my flock.”
😂
Just like Dominic Torretto: THIS IS BRAZIL
pulls my imaginary gun
(I'm brazilian)
That scene was so underwhelming. A couple of the guys in the group pulled out some tiny ass pistols... Like that was supposed to impress anyone
"Come at me bro."
Beat me to it 😂
Was sure when I hit the comments that this was gonna be the first comment. Still shocked it wasn't. lol
I saw my in and I took it. lol
The bird just doing the heraldic pose. Helps with parasite control and thermoregulation
I bet that feels invigorating
he is not born evil. the world turned him evil. moments before this, electricians destroyed his nest
Aziz, Light!
Much better, Aziz. Thank you.
NICE.
Well played!
ARE YOU NOT INTO CRANS....ARE YOU NOT INTO CRANS!!
Hugely underrated comment lol
Come hither, my children!
"Praise the SUN!"
He's pretending to be the cover of Platoon
I'd join his cult.
I’m waiting for the lighting bolts, the smell of sulfur, and a sacrificial virgin during this birds incantation!!!!
Witness me!
“Well, what is it?”
Aura farmer
Perfect song carmina burana - carl orff
Itami o kanjiro...
Itami o kangaero
Rise my minions, RISE!
Pelican Jesus
I know a bird praying for Armageddon when I see it
Is this a new religion? Flyintology?
Woe upon those who gaze upon my plumage. Dispair is all that awaits you.
'Sup? 'Sup? 'Sup?
And also with you
What a bad ass mother fucker. Just woke up and this first thing I see, I’m legitimately fired up LOL
Children, come unto me
What's the song playing in the background
Carmina Burana
https://youtu.be/nIwrgAnx6Q8 if you're curious what the song is about
Lol 😆 thanks for the gem
Puts things into context
Who wants some
This is Brazil!
My children, have you heard the Good News?
Wonder where they got the inspiration for totem poles at seeing there was no telephone poles back then but goddamn that's the spirit image of a totem pole
What bird species is that?
Looks like an Asian Openbill: https://ebird.org/species/asiope1
CAAAAN YOU DIG IT !?!
looks at my works ye mighty and dispair.
Alternatively, oh, you're approaching me?
This is fucking amazing 🤩
Wooow🔥🤩
All hail me!
Praise the sun!
Are you not entertained?
“Oh, you’re approaching me? Instead of running away you’re coming right to me?”
Pain be like
Oh he's just sending the signal to wake up the rest of the titans around the world
I know a side quest when I see one.
Hes’ waiting the judgement... 😭
He’s got that “Come at me bro!” kinda vibe. 🤣🤣
He wants to fight.
"Are you not entertained!?!?!?"
Are you not entertained?!!!!!!
You want some fuk?!
Bellingham influence is insane
First time I saw a bird doing that was in Red Dead Redemption 2, and I thought the game was glitching. Googled it and learned it's a real thing.
it's like it's calling for something or a ritual
If the Techno Viking was some sort of heron
I say looking amazing!
Know Pain!
Behold my magnificence! 👑
“So how awesome am I, right?”
Look upon my perch and tremble!
Totum poles make so much more sense now
“One day, all this will be yours!”
All this is mine as he holds out his wings.
Condors and vultures love to do this
That’s how I call my flock too!
He’s recharging.
"arise! Ye tarnished" lookin ass
”This world shall know….BIRD”
Beautiful!
"Come at me, bro."
THIS OCOTPUS. LET'S GIVE HIM BOOTS.
Dummy forgot he can fly
KILL THE TREE OF HEAVEN
Some morning time meditation
Photosynthesis
Florida Mothman
Oh almighty sun god, I love you.
Amazing! Great video. Thanks for sharing.
Bird is spreading the Gospel. Not ominous at all! Good News!
Those who do not understand true pain can never understand true peace
The world will know pain
😲 Whut? ... Is there a problem?
“Come unto me and let us take to the sky for glorious and tremendous pooping!”
Dude about to attack Kohona.
That is Horus I guess
Disappointed in the lack of Carlton draught.
Kneel, peasant!
Where is Simba!?
bird game 3
Pain: "Shinra Tensei"
I read this as “ bird dying feathers” and thought it died with its wings out beak in the pole😭😭
“What you wanna go outside bro?!”
Giant Bird wants the answer to the age old question we all wonder: WTF?
Bird looks like Saruman calling a storm on Caradhras.
These are the signs….
Looking glorious!!
Behold! My beautiful wings!
Praise the sun!
"What kind of bird is that?"
"The Redeemer"
We see the fit piccolo
Change music to baby shark and it is not omnious anymore... Probably.
💚 💚
This is actually filmed in the middle of the night. The cameraman doesn’t know that the insanely bright full moon is a spirit bomb.
I once came upon a small pond with a ring of buzzards around it, and they were each on their own post, doing that with their wings. I’m not ashamed to admit it kinda creeped me out, and I ended up moving away from that area pretty fast. There were maybe 6 of them?
WITNESS ME!
That’s Stork the Redeemer
That bird is an antena for the government please report it to your nearest tin foil hat user of your area ty have a good day
Anyone know what this song is?
godfather voice: what you want ? ehh ?