🔥Hippo gets chased straight through a pile of other hippos
  • 50 points EscapeFacebook

    That is SEVERAL TONS of hippos.... my gosh there are so many.... even in the way back there are more.

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    30 points supermegabro

    What's crazy is a single hippo is several tons of hippos

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    12 points EscapeFacebook

    And so unreasonably fast.... if I came upon this by accident I would be genuinely terrified.

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    8 points Pinksters

    I read the title and thought "Wtf is going to chase a hippo through a group of other hippos?"

    Of course...another hippo.

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    5 points Dutchdelights88

    How much would they need to eat in a day? Come to think of it, and shit, smell must be nice in that pond.

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    5 points rora_borealis

    Hippos are primarily herbivores, with only occasional opportunistic meat-eating, so it's probably not as bad as you'd think.

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    7 points AVnstuff

    I have been told by reliable sources that they are in fact “Hungry, hungry”

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    5 points HowIMetYourPotter

    I couldn't smell anything at this particular pool, even though we were pretty close. But hippos do this weird territory marking thing where they flick their poop around with their tail, which we saw and was disgusting.

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    2 points s2sergeant

    You can smell that loooong before you can see it. It smells like pure methane.

    They eat grass, and that is scary because you can’t see them at all.

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    1 points ToadlyAwes0me

    That's a bloated bloat.

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  • 19 points wizardrous

    Most deadly pond on earth right there.

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    5 points ShrugSmug

    I used to have nightmares of falling into a river full of crocodiles this looks worse.

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    1 points Paupersaf

    Makes me wonder though... Which of the two would serve the swiftest and least painful end? I can imagine getting unlucky with the crocs and getting limbs death rolled off. I'd wager that if you had to choose, the pond of hippos is probably the preferable choice

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  • 9 points [deleted]

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    10 points Butterbuddha

    OUTTA MY WAY HES BITING MY ASS!!!!!

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    2 points dubblix

    Voiced by Danny Devito

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  • 9 points EconomyComprehensive

    Literally, the only thing that can chase a hippo is another hippo 😩

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    2 points ThirtyThree111

    elephants

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    2 points Such_Regular_1089

    Rhino

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    1 points EconomyComprehensive

    lol maybe on land but they stand no chance in the water 🤷🏽

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  • 8 points fike88

    The aquatic rage tank

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  • 13 points brandnewbanana

    It’s very unfair that they look like land manatees but are pure unbridled rage. I’d like to swim with hippos :(

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  • 5 points RevolutionaryBus5349

    It's the hiphopapotamus, my rhymes are bottomless

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    2 points Marquisdelafayette89

    And I’m the motherflippin Rhymenocerus…!

    I haven’t heard/seen that in years 🤣 I loved that show!

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  • 3 points SexyJazzCat

    Thats it buddy, get the fuck outta the pile

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  • 3 points zoqfotpik

    WTF chases a hippo?

    Oh, it's another hippo.

    That tracks.

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  • 2 points HMSWarspite03

    Hippo bowling

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  • 2 points Long-shot128

    That’s a lot of hippos in one pond 😱

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  • 1 points Mental-Moose-4331

    ITS A BALLROOM BLITZZZZZ

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  • 1 points smeepymeepy

    I love seeing this.

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  • 1 points GoochGator

    On sight

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  • 1 points sun0312

    Bloat of hippos

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  • 1 points Wasabi_Constant

    A whole lot of hippos being hippos.

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  • 1 points jimx29

    Hormones running wild

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  • 1 points 7nightstilldawn

    Episode #1 of How I Met Your Mother.

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  • 1 points Charming_Tap_9721

    Hypo hippo hikes it through hippo scrum🦛💨

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  • 1 points _Hashtronaut_

    I dislike these angry mud cows. But the lil babies are cute

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  • 1 points Bott

    Note for OP: A group of hippos is called a hemorrhoid of hippos.

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  • -2 points brokemellon

    He just want dat ass

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