The flood is strong, but my other half needs me

597 points SeveralOccasions

NSFW!!

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158 points hilarymeggin

The desire to mate was stronger than the floodwaters

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25 points mickeyamf

It got wet and the cart got carried away

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1 points flex1up2ice

And that’s how shopping baskets are made.

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443 points Darren_heat

You see son, when two shopping trolleys really love each other...

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94 points Tundra14

They'll go through hell and high water to reunite?

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38 points muppetwash

and still pretend the dents were worth it

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207 points youcuntry

This flood returns carts better than most people.

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3 points berrey7

CART NARCS!

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143 points Grouchy-Ad778

r/nevertellmetheodds

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8 points Kajega

Wouldn't this be a pretty high chance if it's getting pushed constantly in that direction and there seems to be a curb guiding it straight?

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65 points SoUp_oR_SaCREliGe

Can some one put the NSFW bus copypasta on this

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63 points Automatic-Cover-4853

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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41 points Automatic-Cover-4853

Also:

Please mark this nsfw. I saw this when i was riding a bus and it made me cum uncontrollably. The sheer physical pleasure of this primordial orgasm made me collapse on the bus floor shaking. My phone fell out of my hand and everyone in the bus also saw the image and began to orgasm aswell.

This extremely arousing climax caused a superheated cumshot moving at hypersonic speeds, being able to penetrate over 1227mm of reactive composite armour, exiting my dick with a loud bang whilst tearing it apart with a deafening rip. The sheer force of the nut i busted not only ripped straight through my military cargo pants, but it also melted through the side of the bus, leaving a narrow molten corridor through the aluminum hull. The cumstream continued to flow through the air unimpeted, hitting a cars fuel tank right next to my bus, totally unbothered by the lengthy standoff distance, causing a massive explosion of cummy doom.

After the incident i was arrested by the CIA and harnessed into a secret Anti-Tank weapon, reinforcing my shaft with rolled homogenous steel core barrel and showing me the image, whilst pointing my penis at an enemy, making me cum on command and obliterating everything infront of me. Suffice to say, pretty hot image. Dang

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9 points Acrobatic-Monitor516

Never seen that one, it's great

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104 points Fireappl3

Someone legit recorded this instead of seeking shelter. Lol

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70 points frizzinghere

Someone literally recorded this instead of helping the carts get out of the flood. Some people

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6 points AlarmDozer

Perhaps it's the best shelter they could find? After all, there's a river running through the street -- likely through the alleys too.

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38 points Aumba

"Even at a time like this all you can think of is sex?" The first cart, probably.

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27 points Porkchopp33

If rain can figure this out why can't people

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19 points otheraccountisabmw

Hey step cart…

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17 points MasemJ

r/oddlysatisfying

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31 points PawttorneyAtLaw

Damn the way he just slammed it in there while it's all wet and shit. Fuckkkk.

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12 points Spinxy88

Not Safe For Trolleys tag it please.

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11 points Learnmorehere

Because of this tender moment, the flood was worth it.

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8 points boris_casuarina

Shopping carts have needs too.

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7 points stoopidmonstr

I should call her…

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7 points TheGreatStories

If nature can return the carts together, so can you

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6 points Oobedoo321

r/maybemaybemaybe

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11 points auronddraig

Step-cart getting in there siege ram style when step-cartussy is stuck against the truck

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5 points consumeshroomz

Hot…🥵

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5 points Ploopyplappy

Aaand that's how strollers are born.

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4 points Super-E-Guy

A Cart-full reunition.

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5 points DMmeYoBOOBS

“No. No way. It’s not going to happen. No. OMG!!” - Me for some reason. I need to get a life. ☹️

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4 points Adorable-Beautiful51

This is entirely too satisfying

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4 points Lucky_Chaarmss

This could be the best love story ever filmed.

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4 points DrawerVisible6979

God put the cart back because no one else would.

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4 points hermantizzie

True love.

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3 points Shytalk123

That’s a bit strong

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3 points DRAW-GEARS

Even the wind knows how to stack carts! Take note bad grocery shopping cart stacker people!

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3 points BeeComprehensive5234

👉👌

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3 points Thatnakedguy0

The shopping cart doesn’t care if it’s a flood he’s still gonna get some ass!

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3 points pseydtonne

Now that everyone has come down from their NSFW reactions, I want to ask:

When the camera pans to the left, is that a disc golf basket behind the telephone pole?

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3 points Ok_Mammoth5292

Bro saw his opportunity and took it

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3 points Xfgjwpkqmx

Surprise butt sects.

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3 points VanosKickedIn

r/trolliesgonewild

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3 points tgarrettallen

Camera man got all shy after that.

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2 points impamiizgraa

That was beautiful 🥹

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2 points fukijama

And that kids, is how I met your mother

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2 points JBHedgehog

I feel so...filthy...watching this.

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2 points Sj-Cal-Bzh817222

Excellent... A perfectly controlled trajectory :)

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2 points ereinionmithrandir

So this is where baby carts come from dad?

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2 points nashgrg

He just went with the flow.

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2 points Shoddy-Childhood-511

I sincerely hope whoever made this video earn enough from the yt views, etc so they can pay off their flood damage. Very nicely done. lol

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2 points AGuyNamedWes

The perfectly timed thunder clap though 😂

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3 points LolOverHere

Fucking repost bots

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1 points benfok

DM;HS

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1 points 2X_Dropout

"The flood is strong, but my other half needs me" - Master Chief, when asked to defend humanity instead of saving Cortana

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1 points Abal125

Bullseye!

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1 points DitchDigger330

Oh YEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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1 points BustyPneumatica

The Platonic ideal

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1 points Kunphen

That's got to hurt.

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1 points Poohbutt2005

Think of the children! 😲

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2 points pseydtonne

We were too busy thinking about the things that lead to children. Different point on the same cycle...

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1 points sweet_toys101

Staged. /j

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1 points mickeyamf

Ofc it got wet and the cart got carried away

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1 points Mr_Bankey

Impending doom is a powerful aphrodisiac

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1 points Pain_Choice

That’s how I figure I’ll go

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1 points Pod_people

Everywhere I look, I'm reminded of her.

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1 points stanlythesteamiest

Nine months later a shopping basket pops out

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1 points 35a61

This shit....

So peak...

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1 points odyssey_64

r/praisethecameraman

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1 points Itakethngzclitorally

We found a love in a hopeless place

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1 points Gonun

Zwei wilde r/Gittertiere paaren sich in freier Wildbahn

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1 points FunkyWhiteDude

Yamete kudasai

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1 points utube-ZenithMusicinc

how do I explain this to my kids

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1 points slogive1

One thing is for sure that will probably never happen again if you tried.

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1 points Heimdall65

Full insertion

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1 points zoinkagain

Smooth insertion.

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1 points Cool_Archer_5735

Maybe I should call her

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1 points QuiMoSys

r/Gittertiere

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1 points MurMaz61

I love a happy ending

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1 points NicholasWildeRails

Cart breeding

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1 points ClamatoDiver

Hey step cart, whatcha doin?

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1 points Familiar_Ad_3914

🤰🤰🤰

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