Funny thing is they only ever have issues with breeding in captivity (well not that funny). In the wild they never have any trouble, but when in zoos they dont feel particularly horny, and gee i wonder why lol
Didn't they have to make panda porn to try and get the pandas in captivity to get it on or am I going crazy and remembering something that didn't actually happen
Yea thats true they do sometimes do that, and it usually works too lmao. Thats the only issue pandas actually have with mating, in captivity they just straight up dont get horny. Their sex drive is low compared to other bears in the wild too but youll never see one not even attempting to find a mate, they are really good about getting a litter every year. But in captivity that low sex drive just dwindles to nothing, likely cause they dont feel like theyre in a good environment to have cubs without there being plenty of bamboo forested land in their enclosures, but maybe theres another reason. Anyway yea panda porn does get the ole panda engine revving regardless
Like a reverse horror movie. Help! The human is dragging me into this cave! Human hand comes out of cave, grabs bear paw, removes from ledge, continues dragging bear into cave
Pandas, like most quadruped mammals, have a scruff which they can be grabbed by without pain by their mothers. This one is juvenile and likely hasn’t fully grown out of it. Additionally pandas are largely fat covered and are quite resilient, allowing for their, lets say, haphazard nature. The panda isn’t showing signs of true distress and isn’t actually fighting back or crying out, and is just protesting.
Zoo vets often know what they’re doing and care deeply for the animals, and they know the panda’s body language and stubbornness
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Arthur is that you?
Even tho we are at fault for this specie’s endangerment, It really baffles me how they didnt went extinct on their own, they are dorks lol
That's what having no enemies does to a MF.
We aren't really at fault. They were already slowly declining before humans even arrived. They just have evolved into a dead end, but a cute one.
The more videos of them I see, the more I wonder how they became the silly kings and queens
What a fun job
Chief Panda Wrangler
Except for the back-pains
What's inside? A female panda?
Edit: I'm talking about how hard it is to get them to procreate, this isn't a "wife bad" joke. Thank you for your attention to this matter
Funny thing is they only ever have issues with breeding in captivity (well not that funny). In the wild they never have any trouble, but when in zoos they dont feel particularly horny, and gee i wonder why lol
Didn't they have to make panda porn to try and get the pandas in captivity to get it on or am I going crazy and remembering something that didn't actually happen
Yea thats true they do sometimes do that, and it usually works too lmao. Thats the only issue pandas actually have with mating, in captivity they just straight up dont get horny. Their sex drive is low compared to other bears in the wild too but youll never see one not even attempting to find a mate, they are really good about getting a litter every year. But in captivity that low sex drive just dwindles to nothing, likely cause they dont feel like theyre in a good environment to have cubs without there being plenty of bamboo forested land in their enclosures, but maybe theres another reason. Anyway yea panda porn does get the ole panda engine revving regardless
Women, amirite
Not only, worse, his wife
Like a reverse horror movie. Help! The human is dragging me into this cave! Human hand comes out of cave, grabs bear paw, removes from ledge, continues dragging bear into cave
Listen to me! Soylent White is panda! Soylent White is panda!
Me getting my wife out of bed in the morning.
Ha ha. Me getting my kid absolutely anywhere.
"It's time to go in." "Nooo, I wanna stay outside and play!"
"Your back will give up before I do!!"
The woman's arm appearing to grab the panda's bahahahaha
That's my kids before having to do anything
Honestly it physically hurt me seeing it getting pulled by the fur Can someone who knows their panda shit tell me it doesn’t hurt them
I thought the same thing
Pandas, like most quadruped mammals, have a scruff which they can be grabbed by without pain by their mothers. This one is juvenile and likely hasn’t fully grown out of it. Additionally pandas are largely fat covered and are quite resilient, allowing for their, lets say, haphazard nature. The panda isn’t showing signs of true distress and isn’t actually fighting back or crying out, and is just protesting.
Zoo vets often know what they’re doing and care deeply for the animals, and they know the panda’s body language and stubbornness
The reason why we as humans tend to forget that Panda bears are still bears, is because even Pandas forget that they are bears.
God damn the cuteness is obscene, thank you.
You can put me in prison, but you'll never take away my freedom lol
On its way to the vet.
Me taking my dog to his bath
"I don't wanna go to bed"
Pandas are domesticated
They see him rolling
I can hear Adam Sandler yelling at a golf ball.
Just roll me in there boss
I would be laughing so hard I wouldn't be able to get the panda where it needed to go.
Plays tome over!! 😓
Poor thing
I wasn't aware that the Chinese indulged in the sport of wrestling bears. I thought that that was a Russian pass time 😁
Ohhh. Borderlands movie reference. Lol