My Kung Fu peoples need Dragon Warrior!
  • 84 points Ok-Loss-2496

    YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

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    4 points seanc6441

    Arthur is that you?

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  • 133 points _kras

    Even tho we are at fault for this specie’s endangerment, It really baffles me how they didnt went extinct on their own, they are dorks lol

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    56 points Adventurous_Touch342

    That's what having no enemies does to a MF.

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    16 points Affectionate-Tie1338

    We aren't really at fault. They were already slowly declining before humans even arrived. They just have evolved into a dead end, but a cute one.

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    20 points TheLazySamurai4

    The more videos of them I see, the more I wonder how they became the silly kings and queens

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  • 36 points harveycavendish

    What a fun job

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    27 points commotionsickness

    Chief Panda Wrangler

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    13 points Hansemannn

    Except for the back-pains

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  • 59 points Which_Yesterday

    What's inside? A female panda?

    Edit: I'm talking about how hard it is to get them to procreate, this isn't a "wife bad" joke. Thank you for your attention to this matter

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    23 points jubtheprophet

    Funny thing is they only ever have issues with breeding in captivity (well not that funny). In the wild they never have any trouble, but when in zoos they dont feel particularly horny, and gee i wonder why lol

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    10 points Plantain-Feeling

    Didn't they have to make panda porn to try and get the pandas in captivity to get it on or am I going crazy and remembering something that didn't actually happen

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    13 points jubtheprophet

    Yea thats true they do sometimes do that, and it usually works too lmao. Thats the only issue pandas actually have with mating, in captivity they just straight up dont get horny. Their sex drive is low compared to other bears in the wild too but youll never see one not even attempting to find a mate, they are really good about getting a litter every year. But in captivity that low sex drive just dwindles to nothing, likely cause they dont feel like theyre in a good environment to have cubs without there being plenty of bamboo forested land in their enclosures, but maybe theres another reason. Anyway yea panda porn does get the ole panda engine revving regardless

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    -17 points RohelTheConqueror

    Women, amirite

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    -23 points NotYourAverageDaddy

    Not only, worse, his wife

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  • 16 points Car_is_mi

    Like a reverse horror movie. Help! The human is dragging me into this cave! Human hand comes out of cave, grabs bear paw, removes from ledge, continues dragging bear into cave

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    4 points lesssthan

    Listen to me! Soylent White is panda! Soylent White is panda!

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  • 9 points GiovanniTunk

    Me getting my wife out of bed in the morning.

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    2 points frontfrontdowndown

    Ha ha. Me getting my kid absolutely anywhere.

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  • 8 points haplessclerk

    "It's time to go in." "Nooo, I wanna stay outside and play!"

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  • 3 points OreoYip

    "Your back will give up before I do!!"

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  • 2 points G0-G0-Gadget

    The woman's arm appearing to grab the panda's bahahahaha

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  • 2 points quetzalpt

    That's my kids before having to do anything 

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  • 1 points catastrophilia

    Honestly it physically hurt me seeing it getting pulled by the fur Can someone who knows their panda shit tell me it doesn’t hurt them

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    3 points Any-Rise4210

    I thought the same thing

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    3 points TheOutlier876

    Pandas, like most quadruped mammals, have a scruff which they can be grabbed by without pain by their mothers. This one is juvenile and likely hasn’t fully grown out of it. Additionally pandas are largely fat covered and are quite resilient, allowing for their, lets say, haphazard nature. The panda isn’t showing signs of true distress and isn’t actually fighting back or crying out, and is just protesting.

    Zoo vets often know what they’re doing and care deeply for the animals, and they know the panda’s body language and stubbornness

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  • 3 points lemons7472

    The reason why we as humans tend to forget that Panda bears are still bears, is because even Pandas forget that they are bears.

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  • 2 points Three-Off-The-Tee

    God damn the cuteness is obscene, thank you.

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  • 1 points Sj-Cal-Bzh817222

    You can put me in prison, but you'll never take away my freedom lol

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  • 1 points clhydro

    On its way to the vet.

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  • 1 points _gruff_

    Me taking my dog to his bath

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  • 1 points MouseEmotional813

    "I don't wanna go to bed"

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  • 1 points New-IncognitoWindow

    Pandas are domesticated

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  • 1 points Sinthoras330

    They see him rolling

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  • 1 points mechakisc

    I can hear Adam Sandler yelling at a golf ball.

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  • 1 points Traditional_Boot_761

    Just roll me in there boss

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  • 1 points queentracy62

    I would be laughing so hard I wouldn't be able to get the panda where it needed to go.

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  • 1 points FarBullfrog627

    Plays tome over!! 😓

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  • 1 points Successful-Fee3790

    Poor thing

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  • 0 points RobFfs

    I wasn't aware that the Chinese indulged in the sport of wrestling bears. I thought that that was a Russian pass time 😁

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  • -1 points Tunefulplane86

    Ohhh. Borderlands movie reference. Lol

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