Stop asking why I was crossing the road. I am crossing states. I MUST GO
  • 114 points Ptbo_Megatron_3247

    I feel like this was a wasted opportunity to post with “freebird” as a soundtrack.

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    8 points ilDuceVita

    We couldn’t get the rights to Free Bird. We were thinking “free chicken”?

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  • 106 points _Perma-Banned_

    Chicken thinking "fuck, how am I going to get back home?"

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    24 points Loud_Boysenberry_736

    This is not Kansas anymore, Clucko.

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    7 points iampierremonteux

    Billina was the name Dorothy gave to a chicken who was shipwrecked with her in the book “Ozma of Oz”, the third book in the series of Oz books by L. Frank Baum.

    This actually fits Billina’s character well. If trucks existed in 1907 when the book was published, Baum may have written in her doing something like this.

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    19 points niceworkthere

    That's for later, right now its mission screen just reads SURVIVE

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    2 points NefariousnessGood718

    In the pan

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  • 15 points ManyReach7296

    That chicken is going places.

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  • 82 points [deleted]

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    30 points Ornery-Creme-2442

    Shit id adopt it. "Why do you have a chicken?" "You won't believe this story!"

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    23 points Kokuswolf

    That driver won't believe his eyes. Or their story before he sees the chicken.

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    10 points Objective_Couple7610

    Hate to break it to you, but he's not stopping for a chicken when he's on the clock lol

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    1 points [deleted]

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    4 points Objective_Couple7610

    The truck will eventually stop, the chicken will leave on its own, and someone will take it, and butcher it, or adopt it or set it loose into the wild to be eaten by wild animals. You generally wouldn't be helping the chicken by hailing down the truck mid transit, hate to break it to you.

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    1 points [deleted]

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    1 points Objective_Couple7610

    Sucks to suck doesn't it

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  • 14 points el_calamann

    r/ItHadToBeBrazil from the truck's plate

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  • 6 points IkariYun

    Talk about fast food

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  • 7 points Glum_Gap5275

    Poor chicken

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  • 17 points mystifiedbtworld

    Cluck Norris

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    5 points Leven

    That bird is way more brave than that Maga-Trump chicken.

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  • 4 points FarBullfrog627

    He's got a mission to do. lol

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  • 7 points Jaded_Radio_9487

    The chicken's owner will cry all day when he realizes he has lost his pet :)))

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    4 points Select-Belt-ou812

    and she, the chicken, will be sad too

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  • 6 points Porkchopp33

    Someone escaped a kill coup

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  • 6 points Enrico_Tortellini

    SURVIVE !!!

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  • 1 points aaronschatz

    Terminator is under the truck

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  • 1 points ScoZone74

    “I TOLD you I could fly!!!”

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  • 1 points MasterWinstonWolf

    Seeing thos chicken on this truck reminds me of a joke🤣🤣🤣 "NO ride!"

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  • 1 points Mr_Bankey

    I didn’t know they locked up ole John Prine!

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  • 1 points MotorMoneyMaker

    When your joke about suicide becomes a tale of immortality.

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  • 1 points uuwwxxyyzz

    Carry living food ratio

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  • 1 points h3rald_hermes

    This seems extremely improbable.

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  • 1 points applebabe1

    I have had some tough chicken in my life, but this little birb is the toughest!

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  • 1 points Wristy_Supremo

    Scrappy!

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  • 1 points fellownpc

    But why?

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  • 2 points kherlis

    The new Chicken Run sequel looks different

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  • 1 points New-IncognitoWindow

    Mind your own clucking business

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  • 1 points Jealous_Crazy9143

    I. Am. Speed.

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