My pigeons need me

929 points MT-Nesterheehee

Or maybe he did that daily and enjoyed it. Like going down the slide backward as a kid.

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145 points CasanovaWong

Gotta think the jet wash likely evaporated that mofo

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64 points dodeca_negative

Yeah bro probably had a real bad time :(

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57 points Le_Poop_Knife

Finger lickin good 👍🏼

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36 points DrakonILD

Nah. It's hot, but it's not that hot. The bypass air mixes with the jet exhaust and brings the temperature way down. Couple that with the pigeon being relatively light and thus easily yeeted, it'd probably feel no worse to him than entering a hot car in summer. That happens to be blasting air through it at 300 mph (referencing table 6-8, predicted exhaust velocity contours for the 737-100 and -200 models; the larger models actually have lower max velocities in their contours)

So....it almost certainly blasted him into last week. But probably survivable for a pigeon as long as it didn't hit anything before it could figure out where to put its wings.

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3 points purblindV2

Burd up

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610 points mezcalligraphy

Obviously not a passenger pigeon.

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85 points graywolf0026

That wing was not about to carrier pigeon, either.

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15 points BlackVQ35HR

Couldn't even duck

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8 points Reddit_2_2024

We will never know if the eagle has landed.

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1 points ddddan11111

Now you know why they went extinct 😒

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213 points JowlOwl

The laugh was perfection

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34 points DurianDiscriminat3r

https://youtu.be/blpe_sGnnP4

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13 points aspz

Thank you this was the exact video I thought of

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3 points __O_o_______

Classic! Thanks!

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5 points Rhiis

It was synchronized with my chuckle exactly

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59 points bypatrickcmoore

Bird-strikes are pretty catastrophic for airlines. They can go on for months.

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6 points applestrudelforlunch

This deserves to be higher :)

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3 points Dracibatic

i dont get it

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6 points workdavework

Strikes as in 'not working until conditions improve'.

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4 points Dracibatic

i thought part of the joke was an explanation as to why they'd go on for months. my bad also thank you

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44 points Oldman_Dick

He gone!

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25 points ConnectToHeart

Your seat belt Sir

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4 points Mist_Rising

Indy: No ticket.

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42 points lynivvinyl

I hope that little guy knows how to fly.

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16 points FairySnack

Don't worry, the birb had a redbull earlier that morning

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2 points Specific_Award_9149

I mean he got up there somehow

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39 points deval35

or maybe it was and was just there for the thrill and then it was off to the next plane that was ready to take off.

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16 points jonnycross10

Bro didn’t even try. What a vibe

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13 points Gerreth_Gobulcoque

It does one no good to rage against the inevitable. The pigeon has achieved zen.

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11 points medullah

Not like this not like this not like this!!!

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7 points OceanSupernova

Someone let his people know he's gonna be late.

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5 points 0ki7o

Turned into air fried pigeon.

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8 points Practical_Ad_219

Note: pigeon died on his way off the plane

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3 points FixergirlAK

What's Vr for a pigeon?

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3 points FronWaggins

Does that count as a moonwalk?

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3 points J5892

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

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3 points Wise_Geekabus

He chilling, he sliding

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7 points SignificantSite4588

r/mypeopleneedme

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32 points rossco311

You're already here.

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18 points SignificantSite4588

Damn I am stupid .

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3 points rossco311

Not at all! I was literally about to type it myself, looked up and realized I was already here too!

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12 points Misophonic4000

r/lostredditors

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5 points ConcentratedOJ

r/foundredditors

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4 points Misophonic4000

r/LostAndFoundRedditors

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2 points feel-the-avocado

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQHbYCJxGNk

The Lynx cook strait ferry advertisement

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2 points R_manOz

Is it alive?

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0 points Mist_Rising

Not likely.

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2 points Flaky-Lingonberry736

Dropped his yellow spectacles

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2 points metal_honey

funny, but i do wonder if pibbin was okay…

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2 points DotaHacker

r/LooneyTunesLogic

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2 points Solid-101

He didn’t wear a seat belt

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2 points KeenUncle

Pretty sure pigeons don’t expect most things

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2 points JumbledJay

I don't think pigeons expect much of anything

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1 points diablol3

See you later.

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1 points orefat

Jet fuel kills braincells!

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1 points kenrockrider

MJ

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1 points Unkn0wnTh2nd3r

As someone who enjoys the thrust of take off.. me too pigeon... me too

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1 points NaughtyCheffie

Knowing pigeons, I was expecting side-eye and a shrug. This MF is on the payroll.

(Forgive me, I've been rewatching The Black List and I trust nothing.)

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1 points Snorlax4000

Lmaoo

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1 points AvailableAd8744

He moonwalked off the wing 😂

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1 points Rainy_Grave

This is not the bird’s first time on that carnival ride.

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1 points Wheezy04

This feels like a far side comic come to life

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1 points Will_Knot_Respond

It's brain was too full to process what was going on because it was working on figuring out the best way to lay the 4th and final twig to complete the nest back home

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1 points papanuelhoho

😃🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😃

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1 points TheRealSmelladroid

Poor guy left his glasses behind.

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1 points Zero-Duckies

My first time on a jet, I wasn't expecting the speed either. That shit fucking goes! Take off is my favorite part now. Landing.... Well, not so much. Those turns get me feeling sick every time, I need Dramamine haha.

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1 points justright05

That bird got smashed into the ground at at least 20mph. For a small animal, it's definitely dead.

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1 points SeaResearcher176

😂 moon walking 🚶‍♀️

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1 points Moshillo123

ññññññññññ ñññññnnnñnñññññ

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1 points jcrckstdy

Bro left his glasses

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1 points Real_Face_6733

That genuine laugh really sells the idea that this is just his favorite weird daily ritual.

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1 points TARDIS75

Awww

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1 points Isimarie

I love the dudgeon repositioning itself like “oh it’s getting pretty bumpy, let’s stand properly” and then getting blasted off anyways lol

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1 points EconomistGood

Life comes at you fast bro

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1 points Informal-Kick560

When F>Ff 💨💨💨💨🐦

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1 points Olive_1084

That's awesome.

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1 points Wash-Wrong

Welcome 2 a jet2 holiday

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1 points jqr123real

NOOOO

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1 points euler63

Newton’s First Law of Montion

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1 points PurchaseDry8242

Smooth criminal

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1 points ZENESYS_316

I hope the pigeon didn't go in...that...

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0 points pikay93

I am concerned about this bird being ingested into another plane

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1 points Rainy_Grave

Planes do not go down the same runway together. Nor do multiple aircraft take off at the same time.

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0 points pikay93

No but it is still in the airport property flying around.

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1 points 973bzh

I don't remember planes being able to eat so the bird should be fine

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