Alright, stupid idea time.

I wanna make a joke Christmas song that’s literally just bragging about the fact that Santa doesn’t exist. With obnoxious flexing like “yeah I figured it out before you, what about it?”

Tone is sarcastic, immature, and way too confident.

Very Bloodhound Gang / Lonely Island energy:

dumb hooks

cocky delivery

intentionally juvenile lines

something that sounds like it should not exist but does anyway

Looking for anyone who wants to:

help write dumb bars

produce a beat

do vocals with me

or just make it as ridiculous as possible

If you’re down to help make the most unnecessary Christmas song ever, comment or DM.