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  • 237 points Magnon

    If you want a loud mouthed racist who makes his money by making the world a worse place, be an erika! 

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  • 208 points LeaveMeBeWillYa

    Why would anyone want to be Charlie Kirk?

    I bet Charlie Kirk is regretting being Charlie Kirk right now. Well, if he could.

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    81 points NocentBystander

    He has been real quiet for the last three months. I wonder what happened to him...

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    44 points da2Pakaveli

    he put his neck up for his beliefs

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    38 points AutisticAnarchy

    https://preview.redd.it/968iw5xa5v8g1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=57d66880b6afa894f74e119c3449dc112e179669

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    11 points diMario

    He quit smoking and drinking on the same day!

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    30 points Reasonable-News-5739

    He died doing what he loved: spurting pints of blood from a huge wound in his neck.

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    14 points doctorthemoworm

    C'mon y'all, these Charlie Kirk jokes are getting old.

    Unlike Charlie Kirk.

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    2 points xenosthemutant

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  • 232 points Long-Requirement8372

    If you want to shuffle off this mortal coil before you hit 35, be a Charlie.

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    61 points NittanyScout

    Counting or not counting the 9 months he had a soul in the womb?

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    19 points HeyLookAHorse

    This is a beautifully layered comment.

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    5 points OpheliaOndine

    Speedrunning life with zero cheat codes

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    2 points ArguesWithZombies

    Site: Gamefaqs Game: life Guides/cheats: FAFO

    He thought he found the infinite money glitch. He was wrong.

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  • 49 points Shiny_Agumon

    It looks increasingly like if you want to have an Erica you have to be a JD Vance.

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    26 points Snowf1ake222

    And if you want a JD Vance, be a couch.

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    5 points R9D11

    And if can't be couch,just wear leather pants.

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    13 points Psile

    Second mouse gets the cheese.

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  • 76 points tj1007

    Don’t like any of these people, but when they say “be an Erika”, I assume they mean a housewife/trad mom and marry young because that’s all the right wingers ever seems to talk about, yet Erika had an actual profession and was older than Kirk. They never seem to fit the narrative they try to sell.

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    8 points Onslaughtered1

    Projection like a mfer

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  • 31 points MamaTalista

    Erika really doesn't seem to be doing that "trad wife" thing Charlie talked about and felt strongly about...

    So I guess he's saying hypocrites like other hypocrites.

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  • 17 points No_Aslume2509

    If you want to be pierogi, be a Pole.

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  • 13 points Candid_Koala_3602

    I wanna live in a world without either type of person. Please send instructions for how I achieve this.

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    4 points drunkbusdriver

    Well there’s one guy that knows for sure. Might have some trouble getting in contact with him though.

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  • 13 points Biabolical

    JD Vance: If you want an Erika, be patient.

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    1 points R9D11

    and humiliate your wife's race and religion in public.

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  • 9 points Ateaseloser

    And if you want neither be a good person

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  • 13 points fenriktheblue

    "If you want an Israeli asset, be a Hasbarist."

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  • 6 points garbagewithnames

    If you want ass, be a shit?

    ....I'll see myself out....

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  • 6 points VexedCanadian84

    Kirk died because of his beliefs of unfettered access to guns for all Americans

    Erika is grifting off his assassination and crying crocodile tears when she remembers she has to be sad.

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    2 points R9D11

    She can't even produce crocodile tears,her tears come from a little bottle wich she splashes in eyes before she comes on stage as seen in a recent video. https://youtu.be/5uD-MQv7SNk?si=LHl3mBSDOFYKkZOx

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  • 8 points WeirdSalamander7165

    Bottom fishing in the gene pool

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    8 points Dull-Scientist8039

    Look at Charlie's face (when he was alive)... he already lost the genetic lottery

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    1 points R9D11

    He was the inspiration for Butt-head of Beavis and Butt-head.

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    1 points Dull-Scientist8039

    Oh, I thought he was designed after a literal anus

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  • 5 points FaschFreeZone

    If you want flies, be fetid feces.

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  • 3 points Kobalt6x10

    Or, to avoid a Charlie, just don't be an Erika? That's news I can use!

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  • 3 points Weimarius

    If you want asss…. Be a shit? (Confusion)

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  • 3 points Business_Usual_2201
    • If you want your kids to be fatherless, be Charlie

    • if you want your kids to be motherless, be Erika

    Aim high. (Well, not too high.....)

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  • 3 points Difficult_Bee_49

    Ok realistically, WHO WANTS A CHARLIE KIRK OR AN ERICA KIRK?!?! Charlie is (was) creepy and racist and has (had) a gummy smile. Erica is just Kenneth Copeland in a white supremacist lady's botoxed body. 🤮😭

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  • 2 points Wolfram_And_Hart

    🤮

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  • 2 points ToadsWetSprocket

    Arkansas going for the dumbest state ever

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  • 1 points SpankThuMonkey

    If i want a racist grifter, be a racist grifter…

    No thanks bruh.

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  • 1 points Virtual_Energy_416

    What if you don't want your face blown off your body while smugly spewing racist BS to college kids?

    Don't be a Charlie, am I right?

    💀☠️

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  • 1 points Slade_Riprock

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  • 1 points esepinchelimon

    Good advice considering what she's been doing lmfaooooo

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  • 1 points Daflehrer1

    If you want a kleptocracy, elect a thief.

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  • 1 points Ok_Surprise_4090

    I don't know how you can look at how Charlie spent his short, irrelevant life, or how Erika is callously responding to his assassination, and want to be either of them.

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  • 1 points Knighth77

    If you want to be a bigoted racist, be a republican. If you want to be a republican, be a bigoted racist.

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  • 1 points thenakedapeforeveer

    Forgive me, I can't help overthinking the metaphor. Asses only have temporary custody over shit. If you want shit, be the earth.

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  • 1 points DiscoTech1639

    I dunno, man. Being Charlie seems like a pain in the neck

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  • 1 points CapableBother

    I refuse to believe this Jack P is a real person

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  • 1 points mattzombiedog

    If you want to be Charlie Kirk you could get that Charlie Kirk look by poking a little hole in your neck.

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  • 1 points 68dk

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  • 1 points spacestationkru

    If you're going to be a Charlie, just remember the moral of his story.

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  • 1 points zildux

    Not for nothing I wouldn't want to be with someone who would be smiling and enjoying life not even a year after I was killed 🤷🏽‍♂️

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  • 1 points omjy18

    Tbf hes not lying thats exactly how those people find each other. He's just saying its a good thing

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  • 1 points doktor_wankenstein

    But I don't want an Erika, or anyone like her.

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  • 1 points Sorengluff

    Erika Kirk creeps me out, no thanks.

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  • 1 points DarthButtz

    Why the fuck would I want a wife who goes on a WWE-style world tour celebrating when I die?

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  • 1 points merrysunshine2

    Fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake nails, fake tears & grief? Grifting & rubbing shoulders with the lowest of the low?

    Nah I’m good.

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  • 1 points ThereGoesChickenJane

    And what if you don't want a Charlie or to be an Erika?

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  • 1 points creeeeeeeeek-

    Or not

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  • 1 points Ashmidai

    I am happily married to a woman that I don't think will be all smiles the day after I die. I am good, thanks.

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  • 1 points _cacho6L

    cant wait for JD Vance to divorce his wife and be engaged to Erika in time for the 2028 elections because its polls better

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  • 1 points intrepid_mouse1

    REMINDER: You can't spell Posobiec without POS

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  • 1 points 7thpostman

    She's. Not. Hot.

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  • 1 points sfcumguzzler

    who wouldn't want a wife who took advantage of untimely demise? who ditched her children to become some kind of freakshow posterchild for inbreeding?

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  • 1 points TheeBassPlayer

    I’d rather take a bullet to the neck

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  • 1 points R9D11

    If want a JD wear leather pants.

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  • 1 points R9D11

    Ig you want an Erika sing Mambo #5.

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  • 1 points LouisesBelcher

    Why do all these conservative males look like… that? I thought that dude was Kirk. He also looks like that other woman / minority / gay hater. You know the one. Looks like his mom never taught him to do his own laundry or feed himself? Like he hates his dad and his dad is disappointed he wasn’t born a girl? You know… the guy.

    They all have that bizarre ‘youth pastor but I’m trying hard to be hip and with it’ vibe. And it’s always 2nd hand embarrassing to exist in the same room.

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  • 1 points Synner1985

    If you want to be subhuman - become a kirk.

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  • 1 points MarineAK

    https://preview.redd.it/r4uthq6b1x8g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8103b95a79d0639fbcba162cb9ad076e2404a1d

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  • 1 points karoshikun

    this shit is so ass...

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  • 1 points Strange_Dog6483

    Why would I want to be like Charlie Kirk.

    Being black and all?

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  • -4 points desterpot

    why are people so mean to someone that recently was murdered? It makes me feel very sad for humanity.

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    4 points MrJasonMason

    Your idol was a mean guy. Normal people do not mourn for mean guys.

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    -2 points desterpot

    no, i don’t idolize him. I don’t mourn him either. I found out about him on the local news. i just don’t think it’s right to insult someone like this.

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    4 points MrJasonMason

    Have you seen all the nasty things he's said? WTF is wrong with you?!

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    3 points aspersioncast

    He was a horrible, cruel, racist asshole. In a just world no one would die of gun violence. In this one it’s not surprising that people are pointing out the irony of this particularly nasty person getting killed by the gun violence he vocally, quotably supported.

    The person you are responding to is probably just trolling, but on the off-chance they are sincere: Clutch some different pearls, snowflake. These are bad people. Jack Posobiec is a fucking Nazi.

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    2 points MrJasonMason

    Another possibility is that they're earnest, but also low-information, and don't spend as much time as we do following the ins and outs of politics.

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