The rat on the left is named Stephen Miller, married to Katie. And the one on the right is actually Steve Bannon, that filthy animal, wearing his rat suit.
I came to say that I thought it was Stephen Miller and JD Vance, but I can see that it actually does look more like that rat is Bannon. Hard to tell these rats apart sometimes.
It's clear cnn and their agenda to encourage rat battles and suppress the will of the mice. Horrendous if you ask me. But who will hold them accountable? No one. It's a bloody shambles.
I don’t follow the news enough to give you specific examples, so I recommend going to news sites that specifically give you articles from both ends of the spectrum and tell you which sides are ignoring what stories. I believe Ground News does something akin to that.
yeah, and the fact that everyone downvoted me really shows how left this subreddit is, lol. Acting like those news channels cover everything is as delusional as thinking Fox News does. CNN is notoriously just the left version of Fox.
I gave an example of a place that will contain the information since I couldn’t provide it off of the top of my head. Forgive me for not being a walking library.
I know that they do it, because I used to see tons of examples of it, but I don’t remember them specifically. People thinking that every news outlet besides Fox is unbiased and covers every event is delusion. So I offered a place that will contain those instances.
Also, I’m not complaining about being censored. I was saying that me being downvoted implies to me that the people doing it believe that their news sources are objective and cover everything, which shows that the subreddit is largely left. Same with most of Reddit.
No one thinks CNN has no bias and covers literally everything. Not even the weirdos that actually like CNN. But comparing it to the slop from FOX is disingenuous. FOX is the only major "news" broadcaster in the US who's viewers know less about reality then people who don't watch news. It's a propaganda outlet actively trying to cover up a scandal for the sitting president.
The fact someone mocks FOX for its propaganda and the first thing you think is "but cnn!" says a lot about you.
They describe themselves as an entertainment network and “any reasonable adult” shouldn’t consider their statements as factual
And for anyone potentially unaware, this is literally the argument they successfully used in a lawsuit over them knowingly lying while posing as news. "Any reasonable adult", which is lawyer speak for "my god you'd have to be a fucking moron to actually believe this shit."
It's under the Dominion lawsuit, there's a whole Wikipedia page with a list of Fox News controversies as well. I would link it but not sure the rules for linking in this sub
Keep shouting it. I've been saying it for years. Nobody ever gives a fuck.
I feel like they should have the news title strip from the channel because it is not news.
They can literally say whatever the fuck they want
It’s very difficult to find anything to compare Trump to. Whatever it is it falls short. I apologize to the lab rats especially. Maybe we should stick with biological waste.
The real story should’ve been who was standing in a circle around them tossing money in the middle and cheering for their rat to win. Go, Clarence, go! Baby needs a new pair of shoes!
The 2 rats are just the Republicans and Democrats fighting for cover up and full transparency, meanwhile the person recording is trump or someone like bondi just laughing and mocking towards it obviously not a perfect analogy
Why can't they cover this normally? Like, not the time, but I do want more of these random funny stories and less doom and gloom. But doom sells, small silly stories don't. I hate the news.
I mean, its a good representation of the current civil war going on in the right wing online media between those who support old hitler vs those who support the new holocaust and its hitler.
I ain't gonna lie. I'm so fucking tired of US news over the last year and half. I'd much rather watch two rats duke it out over a hunk of bread than to listen to people continually bitch about politics.
I can't believe I'm the only one, there has to be dozens of us.
Let them cook. It's a metaphor for what's going on inside the DOJ. The rats represent... well... rats (from the republican perspective). The bagel represents a nice "gift" that they received for "releasing" the files on time. And, the battle was 3 minutes because it exemplifies the short term thinking that occurs within the DOJ.
Of course Fox is covering rats over the Epstein files. The agenda is painfully obvious.
Not to a good portion of Americans it’s not, they just don’t get it and don’t want to get it.
Well, it's that or covering the rats in the Epstein files...
I'm just surprised Fox isn't going "Look how much Bill Clinton is in the Epstein Files!!"
It makes sense when you learn one of the rats is a migrant.
Little known fact:
The rat on the left is named Stephen Miller, married to Katie. And the one on the right is actually Steve Bannon, that filthy animal, wearing his rat suit.
I came to say that I thought it was Stephen Miller and JD Vance, but I can see that it actually does look more like that rat is Bannon. Hard to tell these rats apart sometimes.
Pizza Rat has been upstaged!
Every news channel decides not to cover things that don’t fall in line with their agenda.
Whats one the other stations ignore?
The epic battle of two rats fighting over half a bagel in a New York subway station
It's clear cnn and their agenda to encourage rat battles and suppress the will of the mice. Horrendous if you ask me. But who will hold them accountable? No one. It's a bloody shambles.
rat tug-o-war is a psyop run by big bagel.
I don’t follow the news enough to give you specific examples, so I recommend going to news sites that specifically give you articles from both ends of the spectrum and tell you which sides are ignoring what stories. I believe Ground News does something akin to that.
No idea wtf Ground News is…
It’s an app that aggregates news from every major news org and compares and contrasts who is covering what
yeah, and the fact that everyone downvoted me really shows how left this subreddit is, lol. Acting like those news channels cover everything is as delusional as thinking Fox News does. CNN is notoriously just the left version of Fox.
Did you know Fox news advocates for eating babies? want proof? idk, I don't watch it.
FFS
I gave an example of a place that will contain the information since I couldn’t provide it off of the top of my head. Forgive me for not being a walking library.
I know that they do it, because I used to see tons of examples of it, but I don’t remember them specifically. People thinking that every news outlet besides Fox is unbiased and covers every event is delusion. So I offered a place that will contain those instances.
Also, I’m not complaining about being censored. I was saying that me being downvoted implies to me that the people doing it believe that their news sources are objective and cover everything, which shows that the subreddit is largely left. Same with most of Reddit.
No one thinks CNN has no bias and covers literally everything. Not even the weirdos that actually like CNN. But comparing it to the slop from FOX is disingenuous. FOX is the only major "news" broadcaster in the US who's viewers know less about reality then people who don't watch news. It's a propaganda outlet actively trying to cover up a scandal for the sitting president.
The fact someone mocks FOX for its propaganda and the first thing you think is "but cnn!" says a lot about you.
Exactly. Distraction is a feature, not a bug.
They're all covering rats.
Fox News is not news. They describe themselves as an entertainment network and “any reasonable adult” shouldn’t consider their statements as factual
Fortunately there aren't many reasonable adults
The WWE of broadcasting companies
And for anyone potentially unaware, this is literally the argument they successfully used in a lawsuit over them knowingly lying while posing as news. "Any reasonable adult", which is lawyer speak for "my god you'd have to be a fucking moron to actually believe this shit."
Do you have a link to that?
I’d love to have that info easily accessible
It's under the Dominion lawsuit, there's a whole Wikipedia page with a list of Fox News controversies as well. I would link it but not sure the rules for linking in this sub
Wonderful, thank you!
Keep shouting it. I've been saying it for years. Nobody ever gives a fuck. I feel like they should have the news title strip from the channel because it is not news. They can literally say whatever the fuck they want
Boomer cocomelon
CBS ain’t even covering the Battle at Bagel Bay
Yeah noticed CBS conspicuously absent. Nice touch IMO
Fox News has definitely got its priorities straight.
Well the two rats are appropriate considering Trump and Epstein.
Is this veggietales? I don’t remember that one lol
That's not a fair comparison. Rats are friendly and intelligent creatures.
It’s very difficult to find anything to compare Trump to. Whatever it is it falls short. I apologize to the lab rats especially. Maybe we should stick with biological waste.
Priorities are wild. Major scandal breaking and the lead story is a rodent food fight. Peak Fox News right there.
Pretty sure that's a rerun segment. Those bagel warriors honestly look familiar
Thats not a sentance i thought i would read
That's not a sentence I ever thought I'd have to type
R/BrandNewSentance?
Fox knows its audience.
Human rats want to see what going down in their rat world. This is big.
In this one instance, Fox news got it right...
/s
Anyways back to the coverage of how the pedophile rapist president is defying court orders to hide his crimes...
That's Fox covering the TPUSA event. Very newsworthy indeed!
I just checked this morning and it's:
CNN Frontpage: There's weird boxy section just for Epstein files in the middle of the frontpage.
CNN Politics: Analysis column is about Epstein
ABC Frontpage: A jumbled mess they fucking suck at frontpage.
ABC Politics: Top DOJ official denies any effort to redact mentions of Trump from Epstein files
NBC Frontpage: Steve Witkoff and Marco Rubio's clashing diplomacy on Russia-Ukraine
NBC Politics: Khanna and Massie say they're considering contempt charges against AG Pam Bondi
Fox Frontpage: Trump administration denies Colorado disaster aid as Polis slams 'political games'
Fox Politics: Trump admin pausing all off shore wind project construction due to national security concerns
I bet you have to keep scrolling on foxnews.com to find any mention of the files (some tiny little story with a nondescript headline.
I don't read the news, so I don't what the proper layout should be, but foxnews website has a top navigation bar with a section for the Epstein Files.
Can someone link me to the rat bagel fight sorry?
Yeah, i kinda want to know who won the bagel
Even though i want to see the full epstein files unredacted, i wouldn’t mind seeing this rat fight
We can put it on the small screen in the corner. We can do two things!
For some reason 'tug of war' and 'rats' seem very appropriate :)
Now tell us how this is a sign of the fall of liberal run cities
Solid metaphor.
That's the news a fox would watch
A few minutes later…
CBS: Did you hear about those rats?
Currently reading Philip K. Dick’s Lies, Inc. and this checks out!
To be honest, the epstein/trump files aren't news.
The real story should’ve been who was standing in a circle around them tossing money in the middle and cheering for their rat to win. Go, Clarence, go! Baby needs a new pair of shoes!
Fox viewers are now convinced this is what New Yorkers now look like
How does this fit this subreddit at all lol
fr, all the top posts now have nothing to do with the sub. this place is botted to hell
I noticed that as well.
The 2 rats are just the Republicans and Democrats fighting for cover up and full transparency, meanwhile the person recording is trump or someone like bondi just laughing and mocking towards it obviously not a perfect analogy
Wow. I didn't realize fox news is doing metaphors.
Came here to say this - thank you!
Fox knows a good metaphor when it sees one.
Didn't the courts already agree on this? That Fox News is not news at all, but simply an 'entertainment' network?
Fox News aka Trump News 🤢🤕🤮
No
Its fox legaly not news
Funny how “breaking news” suddenly becomes filler content when it’s inconvenient.
This is the most honest & unbiased story Fox News has put out in the last 20 years!
Thank Reagan for the abolishment of the Fairness Doctrine. There’s a direct line from that point to where we are now and the Faux media.
I mean, it seems like a perfect analogy
If you watch Fox News, clearly you are mentally…deficient.
As per fox news lawers
Ni reasonable adult would belive them to be actual news
Well, the rats are better for New York.
Those are two Fox News viewers fighting over their last brain cell
Honestly, I would much rather look at two rats fighting, then be reminded of the state of the world.
Ah yes, real news.
Honestly worth more than the effort spent to get the redacted files
American politics in a nutshell.
FOX Neeeewwssss SPECIAL ALERT!
How many Fox New execs, members of the Murdoch family are in the Epstein Files?
Who won and did the winner use a finishing move?
Just like Hannity cutting to a car chase instead of reporting on something illegal trump did.
Given how much they redacted the rats were more entertaining
Trump and Epstien shown fighting over a child
Ahh yes, FOX… the only REAL news outlet, reporting on the news that really matters.
This is a symbolic representation of the Republican infighting that is going on now
Given the number of reductions, those rats may very well be in the Epstein files.
Why can't they cover this normally? Like, not the time, but I do want more of these random funny stories and less doom and gloom. But doom sells, small silly stories don't. I hate the news.
Now....not a fan of FNews; but, that sort of seems like a fairly clever analogy at the moment...
NGL epstein files are important but I low key want to know more about those rats.
IS THIS ZARDULU?!?!
Why are you making shit up? https://www.foxnews.com/politics/doj-restores-trump-photo-epstein-files-after-determining-no-victims-depicted
Thos is complete and utter bullshit. A 30 second search on Fox News for Epstein files, will get 187,000 results. https://www.foxnews.com/search-results/search#q=Epstein%20files
Finally, a story on Fox that I actually would be willing to watch.
How dare fox sully the integrity of Pizza Rat, trying to use his brethren as a distraction to protect powerful pedophiles.
Fox News loves the red white and blue 🇷🇺
At least they're all covering vermin.
I mean, its a good representation of the current civil war going on in the right wing online media between those who support old hitler vs those who support the new holocaust and its hitler.
When the Adelita Grijalva swearing in delay was occurring, I went over to FN to see how they were spinning it.
I couldn't find a single page from the last few years with her name in it. Not one.
If it makes the reds look bad, it won't be addressed there.
Aside from the obvious, one has to admit. The headline they ARE covering is undeniably entertaining. But suppose that was the point, huh?
Now add CBS to the Faux News
I ain't gonna lie. I'm so fucking tired of US news over the last year and half. I'd much rather watch two rats duke it out over a hunk of bread than to listen to people continually bitch about politics.
I can't believe I'm the only one, there has to be dozens of us.
You are not the only one.
This is a metaphor.
All of these big media empires should probably be broken up, starting with Fox.
which rat won
Chat about "baby Fox", CBS? Oh, they're busy burying other stories that make Trump look bad. Gotcha
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They can't fathom the fact that their lord and savior, Donald Trump, is in the files
I bet Fox News was rooting for the whiter rat
Actually it sounds like Faux news was the only one not doing minor coverage, technically speaking
Why is Fox still covering the NYC Mayoral race?
Let them cook. It's a metaphor for what's going on inside the DOJ. The rats represent... well... rats (from the republican perspective). The bagel represents a nice "gift" that they received for "releasing" the files on time. And, the battle was 3 minutes because it exemplifies the short term thinking that occurs within the DOJ.
FFS!
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Fux News stole a whole generations brains!
The rats and bagel are a euphemism for the GOP after Trump croaks.
Freedom of the press vs censorship
We already got spammed by it on reddit
MSNBC: welcome to another Here’s My Shitty Opinion We Call News. But seriously what’s up with them files
In this case I have to defend Fox News for its priorities.