Why is it normal for so many mf's to ask the Christian god for help beating another human up for your own financial gain? Any professional sport really. What's wrong with ya'll?
The Curry Warriors prayed all the time. Can’t remember the professional NBA is my job Aussie who shared this. He appeared to indicate that there was an underlying pressure during Coach Rev Mark Jackson’s time to belong to their prayer group and they occasionally took buses to his church.
“I'm not religious. In Spain all 22 players make the sign of the cross before they enter the pitch. If it works all matches must therefore end in a draw” - Johan Cruyff
They’re not asking god to make them hurt the other side so badly that they’ll know them out, to beat them to pulp with a good chance of long term head trauma. Imagine asking god for that.
Why is it normal for so many mf's to ask the Christian god for help beating another human up for your own financial gain? Any professional sport really. What's wrong with ya'll?
Coach for Miami after today's game said something, something, "thank the big guy upstairs for pulling through for us". Like, big dog I don't think Jesus Fucking Christ gives two shits about the outcome of your college football game. Dude let's Iowa lose all the time and they dedicate all their home games to kids with cancer. If he's letting the cancer kids lose, he ain't pulling out all the stops so Miami could beat A&M
Most of the ways Christians invoke their God are examples of blasphemy and many of them are even explicitly outlined in the Bible as bad. There are actually multiple stories in there about God viciously smacking down people who took him for granted.
The Bible has always just been the proof-text by which traditions and customs have been justified. The traditions were always the religion. The bible's just been along for the ride.
Aye, because I'm pretty sure I have a good idea of what Jesus might have said about the sums of money involved in this business, and what that money should really have been spent on instead.
Martin Luther fought pretty hard for everyone to be able to read the bibble for themselves, and do they? Fuck no. They STILL are satisfied with church leaders reading the best-of sections to them 2 Sundays out of the year.
Because they just want to be feel and be told they're good people just by putting on nice clothes while waking up extra early on a singular day of the week.
They'll sin their asses off all week long but they went to church on Sunday and let Jesus into their hearts, so all is good now.
It's why prosperity gospel is so prevalent right now, at least it seems to be in my state.
Eh, if God was real, things would only be this bad if he hated us, which, as an agnostic, I'm not ruling out as a possibility. I'm not even saying we don't deserve it.
Well, I mean, look around. We are kind of in a shithole of our collective making, lol.
I'm not going to get too deep into this sort of topic but from what I've been told apparently we suffer because that is the cost of free will. Actions have consequences and if God came along and fixed everything all the time we would never learn and wouldn't be experiencing true free will.
Eh, not to get too deep into ethics and theology, but, if God truly invented the universe and is omniscient and omnipotent, then he invented the concept that suffering is the cost of free will in the first place because that's how he wanted it to be. All roads lead back to the same core philosophy problem that is never going to really be solved; either God is all powerful and is choosing for us to suffer or God is not all powerful and cannot end suffering, in which case there's not really a point to worshiping him because you're better off spending your time on things with a much better chance of success. From all logical viewpoints, God is either fictional, hates us, or is not capable of meaningfully impacting our lives.
Fair points. I agree with them for the most part, too. I just think that you can't have free will without suffering too. Also the Christian God wants us to sort of prove that we are worthy of entering his kingdom (Heaven). People suffering is a part of the test. It challenges the person who is suffering and it challenges the people around them. Ultimately the goal is that everyone is supposed to help each other and share the suffering.
I can't understand the argument about children who get illnesses and cancer, though. It feels cruel for the sake of being cruel. The only argument I've heard that someone fits is that childhood illnesses are caused by the environment we have created but still, children don't deserve punishment for mistakes adults made.
Pastors like politicians are only beholden to their supporters. This is most likely a terrible church full of terrible people if you are invoking Jesus for a youtube grifter and your pastor is hanging out with c-list celebs and promoting himself left and right on social media.
Meanwhile no talk about charity or buying formula or housing the poor. I wish Christians followed Christ. If Christians actually followed his teachings this would be an entirely better world, but instead, here we are with grifter pastors, megachurches, and hateful evangelicals going 100% against the teachings of christ.
True, but I havnt seen much on "prosperity gospel" that people are so incredibly willing to swallow anywhere else (I know south korea is dealing with some cult rn preaching this)
That only exists when people are sooo entrenched in capitalism, individualism and pure selfishness. Its such an american sect. People like these pastors would normally been ridiculed, but now they're just opening part of it, and people will STILL tithe
I still remember the baby formula debacle and the "you didnt give enough" shit, its horrid
I used to watch my high school football team Neal in the locker room and pray to God for a good game and they want to win. WTF. Am I taking crazy pills? What if the other team prayed for the same thing. Religious people are silly.
Why not ask Batman or Elvis to answer prayers, or count your prayers while holding soap on a rope? They're gonna do just as much to help you as the stuff involved with religion. Its all made up nonsense that people warp to justify their actions in increasing their station.
"You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons. First, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me that counts. Second, Joe Pesci looks like a guy who can get shit done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around." - George Carlin on 'religion'
The wrong actor from Home Alone 2 was elected president. I'd prefer Pesci' character from Goodfellas be president than our current guy. His character from With Honors would be better. That being said, I wouldn't hate if the current guy has the same fate as Pesci' character in Casino.
Also. If a comedian like Jimmy Kimmel gets under the orange shitbags skin. Carlin would have made him insane.
It’s like when a football team wins and the praise god for their win while pummeling the opponent. I always wonder what they say when they lose. Are they like, “I’d like to thank god for humbling us”? My guess is nope, they are pissed off little babies.
Taking a quick peek at the Bible will tell you the Christian God is not a very....gentle God. Floods, destroying cities, telling you He is a vengeful God, "Under this sign you shall conquer."
Those same people are pretty sure God helped slaughter a few cities back in the day; compared to that, asking him to help you beat a guy senseless seems kind of tame.
He’s gonna be on a liquid diet for a few weeks. I’ve seen how it can make life miserable and this sad fuck needs a little bit of that before the CTE makes him forget.
Ok, close to his weight class. Lol. Regardless, this was beautiful to see. The Tyson fight made me actually angry. You could see, so many times, Tyson was about to open up on him and then just....didn't.
I’ll admit I did not watch that fight…but I have seen Tyson fight and there’s NO WAY he didn’t throw a fight against Jake Paul. I will never be convinced he tried to win and failed against that dude.
Jake Paul created BetR, a gambling company which by its own inherent nature destroys the lives of vulnerable people and profits to the tune of millions of the venture.
Jesus always moved to lift up and restore those vulnerable people.
Jake Paul’s fake version of Christianity which condones this hypocrisy and exploitation of vulnerable people for self-aggrandisement is utterly wrong, but the Bible extensively warns that false teachers/prophets will come in Jesus’ name and deceive many. Jake Paul is but 1 example and for mine fully deserved that KO.
The Prosperity Gospel. You can't help but feel 500 years ago the other Christianities woudl have gotten together to call a crusade against it eh, so contrary to the teachings of Jesus it is.
Every single person who has ever donated money to this leechy schmuck should demand a refund. I'm so tired of being embarrassed of being a Christian...
Sometimes, I wish friend. I definitely believe 80% of churches and organized religious groups are a scam. I also don't believe that you change your faith because some assholes exploit and other assholes don't understand it. Like many ideas and concepts, most people miss the point. Lol
Most churchgoers are sheep that neither read, nor make their own interpretations of the bible they claim to follow. That much is clear. Means little to me what others believe, Christian or not, as that's part of the whole point.
Nobody is forcing you to be an ass either... I hope.
To say I have no love for any of the Abrahamic religions is putting it lightly, but that doesn't give me the right to attack someone's relationship to a higher power just because I don't share their beliefs.
You can do whatever you want 🧙🪄. You sound polite, so you don't do that, but everyone has a right to say things that could make religious people uncomfortable and doubtful.
This is the majority of the Christian faith, these people are not the exception. Get out while you can, be a good person for the sake of being a good person.
The presence of Christ was delivered to him via a clean combo to the jaw. Because the Lord has seen his wicked ways and was escorted by his chosen disciple. The presence of Christ wasnt with him, it was for him.
I am guessing Jesus's presence was him letting Jake know he was about to be fucked up.
Also the #Jesus next to #Netflix has to be the most American Christian thing I can think of.
I’ve been waiting for this day every time his name pops up. He’s like a Kardashian. I can’t figure out who the fuck cares but for some reason he’s news.
Why is it normal for so many mf's to ask the Christian god for help beating another human up for your own financial gain? Any professional sport really. What's wrong with ya'll?
It’s not normal, they’re just too selfish to have ever given it any thought. :(
And too dumb
Don't know where you're living but in the US, professional athletes thank god all the damn time.
They aren’t disagreeing. They are saying it’s not normal behavior
Which is one of the phoniest things there is
But that means Jerry Jones!
The Curry Warriors prayed all the time. Can’t remember the professional NBA is my job Aussie who shared this. He appeared to indicate that there was an underlying pressure during Coach Rev Mark Jackson’s time to belong to their prayer group and they occasionally took buses to his church.
“I'm not religious. In Spain all 22 players make the sign of the cross before they enter the pitch. If it works all matches must therefore end in a draw” - Johan Cruyff
Surely god will add up the sins?
Real Madrid striker is gay? -5 god points.
Add up the points and choose the winner of the game. This is hilariously how god is supposed to work.
I like the idea that if a team loses its because one of the players secretly gay
Going on 10 commandments I'm sure the teams are packed with adulterers...
See: The Good Place
They’re not asking god to make them hurt the other side so badly that they’ll know them out, to beat them to pulp with a good chance of long term head trauma. Imagine asking god for that.
The football players are praying to score a goal.
Coach for Miami after today's game said something, something, "thank the big guy upstairs for pulling through for us". Like, big dog I don't think Jesus Fucking Christ gives two shits about the outcome of your college football game. Dude let's Iowa lose all the time and they dedicate all their home games to kids with cancer. If he's letting the cancer kids lose, he ain't pulling out all the stops so Miami could beat A&M
Maybe he's just a bad person?
Have you ever considered that one of the Miami kids could be in the closet?
Most of the ways Christians invoke their God are examples of blasphemy and many of them are even explicitly outlined in the Bible as bad. There are actually multiple stories in there about God viciously smacking down people who took him for granted.
Like I've said more than once, would be nice if christians actually read their fairy tale book.
It's Schrodinger's book. It says or doesn't say whatever someone wants it to say or not to say as long as they don't actually read it.
Best description of that book I have ever read. Love it!
You would think though that these guys who label themselves as preachers might at least have cracked it open on a few occasions and read a bit of it.
The Bible has always just been the proof-text by which traditions and customs have been justified. The traditions were always the religion. The bible's just been along for the ride.
Aye, because I'm pretty sure I have a good idea of what Jesus might have said about the sums of money involved in this business, and what that money should really have been spent on instead.
The more people read the Bible the less christians will be there. That's why so few church people will tell you to read the whole bible
Martin Luther fought pretty hard for everyone to be able to read the bibble for themselves, and do they? Fuck no. They STILL are satisfied with church leaders reading the best-of sections to them 2 Sundays out of the year.
Because they just want to be feel and be told they're good people just by putting on nice clothes while waking up extra early on a singular day of the week.
They'll sin their asses off all week long but they went to church on Sunday and let Jesus into their hearts, so all is good now.
It's why prosperity gospel is so prevalent right now, at least it seems to be in my state.
Well, his Jaw was broken in 2 places, so maybe this is one of those moments of God smacking down someone who took him for granted, lol.
That was God saying keep my name outta your mouth.
Along with solid food for the next several weeks
Eh, if God was real, things would only be this bad if he hated us, which, as an agnostic, I'm not ruling out as a possibility. I'm not even saying we don't deserve it.
Well, I mean, look around. We are kind of in a shithole of our collective making, lol.
I'm not going to get too deep into this sort of topic but from what I've been told apparently we suffer because that is the cost of free will. Actions have consequences and if God came along and fixed everything all the time we would never learn and wouldn't be experiencing true free will.
Eh, not to get too deep into ethics and theology, but, if God truly invented the universe and is omniscient and omnipotent, then he invented the concept that suffering is the cost of free will in the first place because that's how he wanted it to be. All roads lead back to the same core philosophy problem that is never going to really be solved; either God is all powerful and is choosing for us to suffer or God is not all powerful and cannot end suffering, in which case there's not really a point to worshiping him because you're better off spending your time on things with a much better chance of success. From all logical viewpoints, God is either fictional, hates us, or is not capable of meaningfully impacting our lives.
Fair points. I agree with them for the most part, too. I just think that you can't have free will without suffering too. Also the Christian God wants us to sort of prove that we are worthy of entering his kingdom (Heaven). People suffering is a part of the test. It challenges the person who is suffering and it challenges the people around them. Ultimately the goal is that everyone is supposed to help each other and share the suffering.
I can't understand the argument about children who get illnesses and cancer, though. It feels cruel for the sake of being cruel. The only argument I've heard that someone fits is that childhood illnesses are caused by the environment we have created but still, children don't deserve punishment for mistakes adults made.
I often say, even if Gods were real, that doesn't mean we should worship them.
Pastors like politicians are only beholden to their supporters. This is most likely a terrible church full of terrible people if you are invoking Jesus for a youtube grifter and your pastor is hanging out with c-list celebs and promoting himself left and right on social media.
Meanwhile no talk about charity or buying formula or housing the poor. I wish Christians followed Christ. If Christians actually followed his teachings this would be an entirely better world, but instead, here we are with grifter pastors, megachurches, and hateful evangelicals going 100% against the teachings of christ.
... and a PASTOR of all things (if that's even believable)
Like some bastardization of a religion happening in America right now where Jesus is just some cover for a deep and elaborate worship of greed
Always has been, not just in America
True, but I havnt seen much on "prosperity gospel" that people are so incredibly willing to swallow anywhere else (I know south korea is dealing with some cult rn preaching this)
That only exists when people are sooo entrenched in capitalism, individualism and pure selfishness. Its such an american sect. People like these pastors would normally been ridiculed, but now they're just opening part of it, and people will STILL tithe
I still remember the baby formula debacle and the "you didnt give enough" shit, its horrid
You're right, this is very american. People can believe whatever they believe, religions always evolve, and it's insane we let this run it's course
Idk but if God likes the Paul brothers then he's a fucking lunatic
Tim Tebow was the king of “god wanted me to win this football game but fuck your kid with cancer lol”
Reminds me of this vintage rage comic https://i.imgur.com/BDe4D.jpg
I used to watch my high school football team Neal in the locker room and pray to God for a good game and they want to win. WTF. Am I taking crazy pills? What if the other team prayed for the same thing. Religious people are silly.
It’s marketing and virtue signaling.
Why do they pray at all? Doesn't everything happen according to his "plan?" Who are you to question his plan and ask him to change it just for you?
That could be said for religion as a whole.
Why not ask Batman or Elvis to answer prayers, or count your prayers while holding soap on a rope? They're gonna do just as much to help you as the stuff involved with religion. Its all made up nonsense that people warp to justify their actions in increasing their station.
"You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons. First, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me that counts. Second, Joe Pesci looks like a guy who can get shit done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around." - George Carlin on 'religion'
The wrong actor from Home Alone 2 was elected president. I'd prefer Pesci' character from Goodfellas be president than our current guy. His character from With Honors would be better. That being said, I wouldn't hate if the current guy has the same fate as Pesci' character in Casino.
Also. If a comedian like Jimmy Kimmel gets under the orange shitbags skin. Carlin would have made him insane.
Too many knocks to the head.
It’s like when a football team wins and the praise god for their win while pummeling the opponent. I always wonder what they say when they lose. Are they like, “I’d like to thank god for humbling us”? My guess is nope, they are pissed off little babies.
And people say “money is the root of all evil”.
Taking a quick peek at the Bible will tell you the Christian God is not a very....gentle God. Floods, destroying cities, telling you He is a vengeful God, "Under this sign you shall conquer."
Most religious people are vain, shallow, selfish, and hateful.
Assholes always seem to channel Jesus. Just the way the world is
It’s so unbelievably weird how they are all at it now. Constant talk about god and their thanks to him after nearly beating somebody to death
Mental illness
Those same people are pretty sure God helped slaughter a few cities back in the day; compared to that, asking him to help you beat a guy senseless seems kind of tame.
Prosperity gospel. Evangelical transactional Christianity.
The same way Christians don’t want to feed, clothe or house the poor. You know, just as Jesus wanted.
I think he was closer to actually meeting Jesus than ever before.
The flinching and the fear in his eyes are just \chefs kiss**
I think he might’ve peed a little. 😬
He literally got the piss beat out of him, thats great
My SO agrees. Got what he deserved if you ask me. Both brothers are trash humans
Amen!
The looks that screams "halp"
Fuck me that is so satisfying to watch.
https://preview.redd.it/chfm9jacnj8g1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a430c172106a1e4ef20ed03ee7dd8414aa052a46
I came here to post the same thing 😂
🥊Knock the demons out to allow room for ✨the Spirit✨👻
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The complete terror in his eyes ... he thought he was going to die.
Anyone know how to make this my Lock Screen?
Between this mf and Tate I don't need any more presents for xmas. #blessed
I'm not a boxer at all and even I can see how shitty Paul is. Dude just extends his left and Paul immediately drops his guard and then....
When you give Republicans millions of dollars and Jesus shows you the Earthly gift that is your only reward
America is full of God Damned idiots.
You have no idea!
People often feel the presence of the Lord before the end
THE POWER OF JESUS COMPELS YOU!
Right Cross KO
/s
If only...😒
Was it the meth or the narcissism?
Yes!
Did you see his face after he got KO'd? He definitely saw Jesus there.
I can't imagine the pain of your jaw basically almost snapping off breaking in multiple places lol. Was probably close to fainting for sure
Nailed it
He's got the facial expression of a bacon wrapped pig in a lion's den.
A pastor shilling for Jake Paul and Netflix in the name of Jesus...Jesus would be so proud!
Especially when the occasion is needless human violence. Jesus was famously a fan of betting on pit fights.
https://preview.redd.it/gj4qxbythi8g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56001280103d8749aeeaa0b03fb061a4061ff9d1
Birds of a feather grift together
I would think a Pastor at least would realize that's taking the Lord's name in vain, but he's probably not a real Pastor, or Christian.
https://preview.redd.it/bffgjuniwg8g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6a65158ff33670c6997c2cf092f2b30bc8b989b
😂
Mashed potatoes for the next four weeks.
He’s gonna be on a liquid diet for a few weeks. I’ve seen how it can make life miserable and this sad fuck needs a little bit of that before the CTE makes him forget.
His jaw getting broke is poetic really . God bless AJ for his justice
But more importantly - no shit talking 😆
Ehh, it'll be shit mumbling for a while.
He can still type, unfortunately
This is what God wanted. He has followed his guide. Somehow this is what God wanted. Also people who want God to lead them are stupid.
The jawbone of an ass was broken.
https://preview.redd.it/a1qkcv6jhi8g1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708f6a494b72aa7f21ffb6b16be5199c321ba19c
This is like the new Cheeto holding the door latch meme
I almost feel bad for how much I like AJ’s smile here
Found my new lockscreen image 😍
Judges Chapter 15, verse 15
Samson crossover storyline?
1 Or made a heap or two; the Hebrew for donkey sounds like the Hebrew for heap.
Wow. When he fights someone in his weight class that isn't 60 years old, he gets KTFO. The look of surprise on my face is undeniable.....
Are they in the same weight class? AJ looked like a giant compared to him.
Nah…..Joshua came in at 243 lbs. Paul at 216.
Ok, close to his weight class. Lol. Regardless, this was beautiful to see. The Tyson fight made me actually angry. You could see, so many times, Tyson was about to open up on him and then just....didn't.
I’ll admit I did not watch that fight…but I have seen Tyson fight and there’s NO WAY he didn’t throw a fight against Jake Paul. I will never be convinced he tried to win and failed against that dude.
Agreed. I can't see a world where even a 60 year old Tyson didn't pummel Paul if he was fighting to win.
Jesus from Bethlehem or from Tijuana?
Spit my bevvie
Its Jesus he wants a tall boy. Born in East LA.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
So, there's method in humiliating a major grifter? Cool!
Grifters have always been weak to being punched directly in the face.
Think, one well placed punch in national TV at the right time and the last 10 years could have gone completely different.
I feel the Lord in this Chili’s tonight.
Alpha Males had a rough weekend.
It's called being a bitch on TV
Jesus: "you got knocked da fuck out!"
Now I'm just picturing a crackhead running up to steal his shoes.
Jake Paul created BetR, a gambling company which by its own inherent nature destroys the lives of vulnerable people and profits to the tune of millions of the venture.
Jesus always moved to lift up and restore those vulnerable people.
Jake Paul’s fake version of Christianity which condones this hypocrisy and exploitation of vulnerable people for self-aggrandisement is utterly wrong, but the Bible extensively warns that false teachers/prophets will come in Jesus’ name and deceive many. Jake Paul is but 1 example and for mine fully deserved that KO.
He has done so many shitty things.
Praise Cthulhu
Plot twist: God’s on vacation, left the clapbacks to the internet and it’s working overtime.
Is there anything more ridiculous than celebrity boxing? Oh, there is. It’s called MAGA Christianity
The Prosperity Gospel. You can't help but feel 500 years ago the other Christianities woudl have gotten together to call a crusade against it eh, so contrary to the teachings of Jesus it is.
"#Jesus #Netflix"
Every single person who has ever donated money to this leechy schmuck should demand a refund. I'm so tired of being embarrassed of being a Christian...
Lol, nobody is forcing you to be a Christian…I hope?
Well he is under the threat of eternal punishment & suffering 🔥 🔥 🔥
Sometimes, I wish friend. I definitely believe 80% of churches and organized religious groups are a scam. I also don't believe that you change your faith because some assholes exploit and other assholes don't understand it. Like many ideas and concepts, most people miss the point. Lol
You’re only off by 20%. So close!
Most churchgoers are sheep that neither read, nor make their own interpretations of the bible they claim to follow. That much is clear. Means little to me what others believe, Christian or not, as that's part of the whole point.
I think 80% of the grifters are grifting. Lol. Read the book, apply logic. It’s 100%
Exactly. If he's feeling embarrassed he should get the hell out - problem solved.
Nobody is forcing you to be an ass either... I hope.
To say I have no love for any of the Abrahamic religions is putting it lightly, but that doesn't give me the right to attack someone's relationship to a higher power just because I don't share their beliefs.
You can do whatever you want 🧙🪄. You sound polite, so you don't do that, but everyone has a right to say things that could make religious people uncomfortable and doubtful.
This is the majority of the Christian faith, these people are not the exception. Get out while you can, be a good person for the sake of being a good person.
And he definitely got smote. That's in the Bible, right?
Paul got the bejesus knocked out of him!
nailed it
It was a right cross & he got nailed.
These two are such dickheads I often forget they're different people.
It took me two years to learn that they aren't the same person.
Maybe turning the other cheek wasn’t the best advice in this particular situation.
I am shaking my head at the hashtag of Jesus next to Netflix. I am sure Jesus the man wouldn’t recognise many self proclaimed Christians these days.
The pastor had some serious coin riding on the match.
Getting a kick out of the # soup
Praying for a boxing match, pfft
imagine praying for a criminal
You can always pray to god, but sometimes the answer is no
I'm sure he saw Jesus for a moment there.
He’s gonna need some Jesus level miracle healing
Jesus: I was busy curing children’s cancer and needed a nap
God said “fuck you, bitch!”
It was a righteous cross at that
Imagidadnation won the Internet with that reply. He truly nailed it!
Jesus: Hey Paul, this is a really bad idea. You should forfeit.
Paul: Wow! I hear Jesus. He must be on my side!
Jesus: Wait! No! Im telling you not to do this!
Paul: Thank you, Jesus!!!
Can someone eli5 if we don't know who these people are?
Paul's first marquee "match" was with an elderly Mike Tyson. Paul got the "win."
Then he faced an actual boxer in his prime. Paul did not get the win. He got titanium plates in his face to fix his broken jaw.
Jake Paul is a YouTuber turned "boxer" that had his ass solidly handed to him in this fight. Iirc, left with a broken jaw.
Anthony Joshua is a British Boxer
Maybe Jesus can help get him a new jaw
🤣🤣
Did he feel the spirit in his jaw?
So many rights, he was praying for a left!
Absolutely fucking murderous words, haha.
Fairytales have ruined the world so much
These greedy pedophile pastors have conned so many people out of their money and sanity.
Grifters gonna grift
Jesus lol what a shit hole grift
WWE is really more his style
Ah, the fight was on Netflix. Thats what this whole thing has been to promote, their sports stuff they started doing.
That was Jesus calling him home.
Jesus #Jesusismessiah #Netflix......#JakePaul......fucking wild.
Jesus is a little busy with requests this time of year.
Jesus watched him get spanked.
The presence of Christ was delivered to him via a clean combo to the jaw. Because the Lord has seen his wicked ways and was escorted by his chosen disciple. The presence of Christ wasnt with him, it was for him.
Nothing like a religious burn.
He lost?
Why is it always the assholes that the evangelicals side with?
Hahahaha
Epic burn
God abandoned your dumbness.
Lmao fuck that guy. 🤣
Typical right wing alpha male... He spent the night on his knees with his face in another man's crotch and his morning texting his preacher.
As a former Christian, the people I hate most are fake Christians!
I am guessing Jesus's presence was him letting Jake know he was about to be fucked up. Also the #Jesus next to #Netflix has to be the most American Christian thing I can think of.
I think God was there but he just said F*ck You I guess.
My favourite part is where you can see him see it coming & he knows it’s going to hurt, 🤌🏻
Credit to Jake Paul, man knows how to turn the other cheek. Broke 'em both.
Finally.
I’ve been waiting for this day every time his name pops up. He’s like a Kardashian. I can’t figure out who the fuck cares but for some reason he’s news.
He has cherry picked so many fights.
Jesus almost took him home
He felt the presence of Jesus cause he almost died in that ring.
Where’s your messiah now Flanders?