Grandbunma, can you please take me back home pawmanently where I can spend meez time wiff yous, Elvis, and grandbunpa despite hims back toining still not being resolved? I grow weary and disconsolate away from yous and dis pesky hoomin refuses to dooz anyfink about it. I hab patiently pleaded, I hab logically argued, I hab laid out a timeline, but deys refuse. All dat is left is for me TO BRING ABOUT UTTER UNRELENTING DESTRUCSHUN UPON DIS WORLD! I hab da means. I hab da plans. NOW I HAB DA REASON TO UNLEASH MEEZ FURY! Pestilential hoomins! Deys fecund ability to trip meez ire is limitless! So please take meez back wiff you, grandbunma. Or da alternatif is meez ushering in DA BUNPOCALYPSE!
You say that now until you see Leviathan-sized bnnuys flinging poopsicles the size of small moons and creating a Tsunami-like deluge when they pee according to fren King Sir Gulasch.
Dear Sir King Gulasch. I believe I can source such a banana for you (well maybe many bananas all together) and I would like to gift it to you for Christmas. From friend 16Bunny.
Well as I believe I live a very long way from you and time is short, I know you don't like Samty Paws usually but he has always been good to me. Shall I ask him nicely to see if he'll deliver them to you? Of course you will need to be on his nice list of course. You could try sending him a quick letter.
Bro is trying to deal with his granbunpa: "Listen Granbunpa! You must take me with u! I wasn't made for a life of subpar hooms and no granbunparents!" 🐰🙏🥺
Of course she did. She’s Grandbunma!🥰
Grandbunma, can you please take me back home pawmanently where I can spend meez time wiff yous, Elvis, and grandbunpa despite hims back toining still not being resolved? I grow weary and disconsolate away from yous and dis pesky hoomin refuses to dooz anyfink about it. I hab patiently pleaded, I hab logically argued, I hab laid out a timeline, but deys refuse. All dat is left is for me TO BRING ABOUT UTTER UNRELENTING DESTRUCSHUN UPON DIS WORLD! I hab da means. I hab da plans. NOW I HAB DA REASON TO UNLEASH MEEZ FURY! Pestilential hoomins! Deys fecund ability to trip meez ire is limitless! So please take meez back wiff you, grandbunma. Or da alternatif is meez ushering in DA BUNPOCALYPSE!
You know if the world gets hit by a bunpocalypse I’ll happily go
You say that now until you see Leviathan-sized bnnuys flinging poopsicles the size of small moons and creating a Tsunami-like deluge when they pee according to fren King Sir Gulasch.
My live reaction to the bunpocalypse: “go bunnies, y’all deserve this”
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If you ask nicely, they’ll groom you.
I’ll offer a banana as a sign of peace 🍌
My bun loved bananas, I’m sure the bunpocalypse buns will too
Yeah but you will need to scale it upward to meet their size. So a banana the size of an aircraft carrier.
Dear Sir King Gulasch. I believe I can source such a banana for you (well maybe many bananas all together) and I would like to gift it to you for Christmas. From friend 16Bunny.
Go on, meez listening…
Well as I believe I live a very long way from you and time is short, I know you don't like Samty Paws usually but he has always been good to me. Shall I ask him nicely to see if he'll deliver them to you? Of course you will need to be on his nice list of course. You could try sending him a quick letter.
If where are going into bunnyopocalypse "all hail the bunny king"
This is the Hallmark movie of the Christmas season I've been waiting for
Gulasch, you lucky bun! A visit from both grandbunma and grandbunpa? I think somebunny is about to be spoiled.... 😉... 🥰
Marry Christmas Gulasch 😘
Glad to see you enjoying the family time
Gulasch: smol edition.
Bro is trying to deal with his granbunpa: "Listen Granbunpa! You must take me with u! I wasn't made for a life of subpar hooms and no granbunparents!" 🐰🙏🥺
Gulasch is estastic!!🥰
Ecstatic? I do not stretch like a rubber band, hoomin!
I think you got the meanings of ecstatic which means excited/happy and elastic which means stretchy mixed up hooman. I am sure Gulasch understood me.
That is what he emailed me. How he found my email since I just changed it for the 27th time today is beyond me.
Ohhh so you're being watched by Sir Gulasch huh. Welp you need to change your email again for the 28th time hooman. Good luck and Merry Christmas!!🤭
I change my address, email, and wear masks that make me look like hims pesky hoomins 25 times a day on average.
Let the treats rain down !!!