While dis is somewhat comfy, it does not achieve its intended objectib. To wit, it is not plush enuff for meez bundonkadonk; second, IT IS NOWHERE IN GRANDBUNMA’S RESIDENCE WHERE I HAB STATED TIME AND TIME AGAIN I WISH TO BE PERMANENTLY BASED! You hab once again roiled da still waters of meez righteous fury AND FOR DAT YOU WILL PAY! GO ON, COMPLAIN TO DAT OVERSTUFFED WEISSWUST DAT IS DA SAMTY PAWS ABOUT DIS! LET US SEE HOW FAR DAT GETS YOU BEFORE MEEZ COME DOWN ON BOFF OF YOUS LIKE SEVENTY TRILLION TONS OF BRICKS! LIKE AN EXTINCTION EVENT ASTEROID IMPACT! LIKE AN ANACONDA AT A BUFFET! Woe betide anybun who gets in da way of meez ire. Pity da fool who attempts to prevent me from da culminashun of meez rightful fury! I WILL BE VIMDICATED EVEN IF IT IS DA LAST FING YOU DOOZ! YOUR DOOM AWAITS!
Gulasch: "This is a good start, spare hooman, but don't think for a minute that this makes up for your denying me the Schoko bons. I expect extra treatos and extra head scritches........ And I had better be impressed Christmas morning, too...." 😆
While dis is somewhat comfy, it does not achieve its intended objectib. To wit, it is not plush enuff for meez bundonkadonk; second, IT IS NOWHERE IN GRANDBUNMA’S RESIDENCE WHERE I HAB STATED TIME AND TIME AGAIN I WISH TO BE PERMANENTLY BASED! You hab once again roiled da still waters of meez righteous fury AND FOR DAT YOU WILL PAY! GO ON, COMPLAIN TO DAT OVERSTUFFED WEISSWUST DAT IS DA SAMTY PAWS ABOUT DIS! LET US SEE HOW FAR DAT GETS YOU BEFORE MEEZ COME DOWN ON BOFF OF YOUS LIKE SEVENTY TRILLION TONS OF BRICKS! LIKE AN EXTINCTION EVENT ASTEROID IMPACT! LIKE AN ANACONDA AT A BUFFET! Woe betide anybun who gets in da way of meez ire. Pity da fool who attempts to prevent me from da culminashun of meez rightful fury! I WILL BE VIMDICATED EVEN IF IT IS DA LAST FING YOU DOOZ! YOUR DOOM AWAITS!
Bundonkadonk 😂 snort
Has Gulasch ever tried a zen garden to calm himself?
He did. An hour later it was a bulldozed for a reinforced building to contain his rage.
What about counting to ten to cool down.
How yous expect meez to count to da ten wen I not hab ten paws?! I AWAIT YOUS EXPLANASHUN WIFF EAGER AMTICIPASHUN, HOOMIN!
You has toes right?
I not touchy mine footses fumpers. Dat would beez weird and Inis a refined bnnuy!
Use the human's.
Deys pesky and dooz not take direcshun well. Deys annoy meez mightily!
No, no, use their fingers after you remove them.
Gulasch is like a Disney character
Edit: the pad makes it look like he's surfing lol
Bro is a Disney princess. 🐰✨
Gulasch: "This is a good start, spare hooman, but don't think for a minute that this makes up for your denying me the Schoko bons. I expect extra treatos and extra head scritches........ And I had better be impressed Christmas morning, too...." 😆
So handsome
The king sits upon his dais, judging his subjects harshly.
Said the night bun to the sofa cushion, "do you chew how I chew?"
Super Handsome Boy🥰🥰
Gulasch lives the life!
Doesn’t seem plush enough for our dear fren King Sir Gulasch.