Once again, you subject me to yous fiendish acshuns and hab removed me from my chosen place of respite. Hab you not learned anyfink? Hab you not realized dat da only fing standing between meez utter unrelenting anger and you is a thin veil, a mere whisp, dat is my tattered forebearance? YOU HAB CROSSED MORE LINES AND CONTORTED YOUSSELF LIKE A INEBRIATE PLAYING TWISTER! I would tell you to prepare yousself but yous will nefer listen, so I shall spare meez da effort. Instead, I WILL GIB YOU ALL ENCOMPASSING DOOM! I WILL RAIN THUMDER AND LIGHTNING DOWN UPON YOUS BEFOULED NOGGIN’! I SHALL ATTACK YOU FROM ANGLES DAT NO MATHEMATICIAN HAS EBER CONCEIVED! I WILLS ZIG AT YOU! I WILLS ZAG AT YOU! AND IN DA END…..MOIDER! UTTER UNABATED MOIDER!
Is you implying dat I is a thief? Dat I is a miscreant robber? I await yous immediate response to dis impious allegashun. Odderwise my wrath wills take da silemce as confirmashun and act…accordingly.
I don't think you'll get your presents till Christmas day because that's when samty paws comes. But you might get some nice nana's and treats from your hooman and some pets to keep you going in the meantime as long as you're a good bunny Gulasch.
Samty Paws is not coming. Hims is still recovering from hims, ahem, accident. Hims slipped and fell on meez fist several times. I tolded hims, “WATCH OUT! DA FLOOR BEEZ SLIPPERY AND KEEP YOUS EYESES, EARSES, AND SCHNOOT AWAY FROM MEEZ BUSINESS OR I SWEAR YOUS SHALL SUFFER DA FATE OF ROME!” But did hims listen? Did hims learn from dis public serfice annoumcement? NOOOOO! Now hims haff a comcusshun, broken ribs, and a deviated septum! All from slipping on da greased floor…
Oh dear. Good job that you're such an innocent bunny King Sir Gulasch. And you did warn him as well. You can't do any more than that. Not your fault that he didn't listen. I'm sure you'll still get lots of treats and pets from your hooman.
Gulasch is astounded at your life choices, but is considering whether he might allow you to live another day if you offer a token of atonement such as nanner, or better yet, grandbunma time.
Gulasch: "What's the meaning of this, hooman?! I was merely going to shake the gifts 🎁 to see if I could make an educated guess. I wasn't planning on opening any early (probably). Now, you've spoiled my fun. Just you wait until grandbunma hears about this!! "
Once again, you subject me to yous fiendish acshuns and hab removed me from my chosen place of respite. Hab you not learned anyfink? Hab you not realized dat da only fing standing between meez utter unrelenting anger and you is a thin veil, a mere whisp, dat is my tattered forebearance? YOU HAB CROSSED MORE LINES AND CONTORTED YOUSSELF LIKE A INEBRIATE PLAYING TWISTER! I would tell you to prepare yousself but yous will nefer listen, so I shall spare meez da effort. Instead, I WILL GIB YOU ALL ENCOMPASSING DOOM! I WILL RAIN THUMDER AND LIGHTNING DOWN UPON YOUS BEFOULED NOGGIN’! I SHALL ATTACK YOU FROM ANGLES DAT NO MATHEMATICIAN HAS EBER CONCEIVED! I WILLS ZIG AT YOU! I WILLS ZAG AT YOU! AND IN DA END…..MOIDER! UTTER UNABATED MOIDER!
Will u steal da presents too Mr.Gulasch
Is you implying dat I is a thief? Dat I is a miscreant robber? I await yous immediate response to dis impious allegashun. Odderwise my wrath wills take da silemce as confirmashun and act…accordingly.
No Mr.Gulasch i thought u might just be impatient to receive the gifts u deserve
As a matter of fact, I is impatient and want meez gifts NOW. Kindly tell da hoomin to offer dem to meez immediate…or risk my unyielding fury!
Unfortunately I don't know how to contact your spare human aka your "slave" but hopefully they read u comment Mr.Gulasch
Dis is most inconvenient dat it pokes at my already burning rage. HOOMIN! READ MEEZ MIND AND GIB MEEZ ALL MEEZ PRESENTS!
I don't think you'll get your presents till Christmas day because that's when samty paws comes. But you might get some nice nana's and treats from your hooman and some pets to keep you going in the meantime as long as you're a good bunny Gulasch.
Samty Paws is not coming. Hims is still recovering from hims, ahem, accident. Hims slipped and fell on meez fist several times. I tolded hims, “WATCH OUT! DA FLOOR BEEZ SLIPPERY AND KEEP YOUS EYESES, EARSES, AND SCHNOOT AWAY FROM MEEZ BUSINESS OR I SWEAR YOUS SHALL SUFFER DA FATE OF ROME!” But did hims listen? Did hims learn from dis public serfice annoumcement? NOOOOO! Now hims haff a comcusshun, broken ribs, and a deviated septum! All from slipping on da greased floor…
Oh dear. Good job that you're such an innocent bunny King Sir Gulasch. And you did warn him as well. You can't do any more than that. Not your fault that he didn't listen. I'm sure you'll still get lots of treats and pets from your hooman.
Gulasch is astounded at your life choices, but is considering whether he might allow you to live another day if you offer a token of atonement such as nanner, or better yet, grandbunma time.
Maybe Gulasch just wanted a early Christmas present? 🎁🐰
Oh Tannenbunn Oh Tannenbunn
Poor Gulasch
Gulasch: "What's the meaning of this, hooman?! I was merely going to shake the gifts 🎁 to see if I could make an educated guess. I wasn't planning on opening any early (probably). Now, you've spoiled my fun. Just you wait until grandbunma hears about this!! "
First Schokobons, then presents, what's next? Visits to Grandbunma?!
Gulasch showed his sensitive soft side.
I have full faith Grandbunma will fix everything.
You monster !!!!
He is just lookin'. Did he get a good gift for Grandbunma and Grandbunpa?
He was just making sure that they were all for him.
Catch him peeking?
Gulasch is insulted because he knows that the presents are his so how dare you move him away! The least you could do is let him open one hooman!👀😒
2 is “I am plotting your demise”
3 is giving ‘attempting to be nonchalant but I’m still mad at you’ 😆
Gulasch is pissed off af!
Oh but look at the tasty spicy hay next to him!
Those are HIS presents! How DARE you!
Oh for fuck’s sake, this is soooooo cute.