āMany people are saying this, tremendous people, the best people, that the Vietnam War Memorial is incredible, really incredible, but itās missing something very important. My name. And I said, why not? Iāve got the best name, a very strong name, winning name. Weāre going to put it on there, beautifully, maybe in gold, very tasteful gold. The soldiers would have wanted it, believe me. They fought bravely, they fought hard, but if I were there, folks, the war wouldāve been over in a week. Two weeks max. Everyone agrees. This memorial is about sacrifice, honor, and frankly, branding. Nobody understands branding like I do.ā
I stole it from the Daily show, Trevor Noah showed this one back during Trumpās first term. What really bothers me is I was about to delete all those old memes just before the 2024 election, I mean what was the chance they would be valid again. š¤¦š¼āāļø
I have a collection starting back to the Bush era, with this whole thing in Venezuela, those are suddenly relevant again.
BTW you can fast forward to 6:45. for the image. Though itās a funny bit and worth watching again, while you can. Iām sure if this regime has its way Daily show will be scrubbed from the internet.
He would not do this as these poor souls are obviously double losers. In a lost war and died.
I'm used to seeing vets getting shafted, but this administration is just awful..... Both in actual.service and the fact that no matter what they say, they don't care at all.
Iād salute him, but Iām just a loser who went to war while he valiantly used his fatherās money to defer from the Vietnam draft and I donāt deserve the honor.
I had to look it up because believe it or not I would not put it past him to do something like adding his name to the Vietnam memorial. He has shown in the past he does not respect our military heroes who gave their lives for this country.
His own personal viet nam was "avoiding STDs while dating during the 70s and 80s". This addition to the monument in some small way thanks him for his lifelong service
Pretty sure this sub isnāt partisan but you clearly forget that Trump and MAGA are beyond traditional conservatives (although I still donāt agree with them)
Trump and MAGA are an actual cult, so yeah even on here we say Fuck you to both.
I can respect the position of President but not the person, problem is Trump himself isnāt respecting the position by several miles.
Iām honestly trying to follow your comment, but the way it jumps from Greenland to A-10s to mod dashboards feels like reading someoneās stream of consciousness mid-stroke.
If you have an actual point buried in there, go ahead and dig it out.
I get what you are saying, I would try another post on the sub to go about your conversations because this post here was a joke. Trump didnāt put his name on the memorial but itās now out of the realm of possibility.
Forgot to sayā¦ itās not just my post they swiped this morning.
Perfect lovely post by a Civilian asking how the Military feels about everything going on.
Once again post heated up, especially my comments, and they spiked her post. We were talking about, will civilians side eye the Military they way they do ICE, with Trump spouting Martial Law at every turn.
Once I added the reply that only 5% of Military (according to YouGov poll two days ago), way less than Civilian pop (16%) support whatever the hell is going on in South and Central Americaā¦
13 seconds later HER post was gone.
Military/Vets peopling this sub need to demand more from it.
If all this sub is here for, is how much starch to put in fatigues, it seems pretty pointless to me.
Almost got me!
Its insane how little this would surprise us if it were true
Collega
Satire is dead. We live inside a Mad magazine now
In Great America: Onion eat you; Duffle carry you.
The Russian reversal...can't argue with that
With just an ein bisschen white-nationalist oligarchy!
Looks kinda like him too.
Ya, what's fucking sad is I had to double-check to make sure it was the Duffel because there is no bar too low with these fucking people.
almostgot me š®āšØš I'm gonna start drinking early.āMany people are saying this, tremendous people, the best people, that the Vietnam War Memorial is incredible, really incredible, but itās missing something very important. My name. And I said, why not? Iāve got the best name, a very strong name, winning name. Weāre going to put it on there, beautifully, maybe in gold, very tasteful gold. The soldiers would have wanted it, believe me. They fought bravely, they fought hard, but if I were there, folks, the war wouldāve been over in a week. Two weeks max. Everyone agrees. This memorial is about sacrifice, honor, and frankly, branding. Nobody understands branding like I do.ā
Seriously! Came in here like Kramer, āDid he add his name in a āSpecial Thanks toā section?ā
That's the worst part, that we have a government so unhinged that Poe's Law is constantly a blurred mess!
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Fuck man, onion got me again. It would have been the least surprising headline regarding Trump Iāve seen all hour
The Duffelblog has far surpassed the Onion in the ability to produce satire that is still funny in a world gone mad.
holy shit onionā¦ i was instantly raged. lol
good job.
Same. Top tier rage bait
Duffelbag, not Onion. Onion has sucked lately.
Mother fucker I was halfway through before I realized it was duffleblog.Ā
I fucking hate this timeline.
I definitely had a pause for a solid second with a sinking feeling.
Crazy that I believed it before I saw source
Seriously...that momentary blood pressure spike is gonna pop a blood vessel in my brain and cause me to stroke out.
I bet we see him in uniforms and full medals before his term is over.
Oh gawd. The image of tRump in a Kim Jung Unh-esque uniform with a board of medals and gold brocade is stuck in my brain now. Thanks a lot!! š¤
https://preview.redd.it/w0ghkcy3accg1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff149725fc9780aaa9b226e1b6465d480313efbe
!#*# to you u/ENTroPicGirl for bringing that monstrosity into reality! /s
I stole it from the Daily show, Trevor Noah showed this one back during Trumpās first term. What really bothers me is I was about to delete all those old memes just before the 2024 election, I mean what was the chance they would be valid again. š¤¦š¼āāļø
You can fast forward to 6:45
Fortune favors the savers of memes apparently
I have a collection starting back to the Bush era, with this whole thing in Venezuela, those are suddenly relevant again.
BTW you can fast forward to 6:45. for the image. Though itās a funny bit and worth watching again, while you can. Iām sure if this regime has its way Daily show will be scrubbed from the internet.
Looks like Pinochet.
He would not do this as these poor souls are obviously double losers. In a lost war and died.
I'm used to seeing vets getting shafted, but this administration is just awful..... Both in actual.service and the fact that no matter what they say, they don't care at all.
The sad part is that I genuinely had to check the source to see if this was satire or reality.
Im tired guys. Im real tired.
You and me both, mate.
Same, man, same
They're just giving him ideas at this point
Captain Bone Spurs III
Iād salute him, but Iām just a loser who went to war while he valiantly used his fatherās money to defer from the Vietnam draft and I donāt deserve the honor.
https://preview.redd.it/sotsga491ccg1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=223269d44c5194ceb0c42bc508ce6684fc015101
Is... Is that a real article? I'm afraid to go search
No, itās a fake one but like OPātoo believable in the timeline
Cadet Bone Spurs. That's as far as he could have made it
The world is so bad right now I really couldn't tell if this was a joke or not :(
This shouldn't be believable.
mrw before I realize it's duffelblog vs mrw when I realize I can't tell satire just from titles any more
I just want the dudes in charge to be professionals again
At this point, I'd accept not insane.
Totally got me. I mean, where hasn't he put his name, that POS megalomaniac.
How long before he adds his face to Rushmore?
Least surprising/stress inducing news in weeksĀ
Y'all motherfuckers at Duffleblog need to stop giving him ideas.
Damn. I was about to shit myself.
If only pvt Bonespur had fallen in 'Nam, just imagine the amount of trouble and misery this would have save us.
We're still in the same boat - one doctor with guts to do the right thing, and we're moving on.
Stop giving him ideas.
This is satire but why do I feel this is not out of the realm of realityā¦ā¦thatās the saddest part of it
I did a double take for sure. It wouldn't surprise me. I think putting his head on Lincoln memorial is next. I'm sure he has thought about it
Maybe he visited "little Saigon" in Westminster, CA?
Whenever someone posts these...they almost get me; 60% of the time, every time. They are stupid (and usually petty) enough to sound legitimate.
The stupidity needs some chaos. Duffleblog should be posting to truth social.Ā
Weaponizing Duffelblog may be the best gaddamn idea I've seen today.
Satire but if it wasn't, does he cite his bone spurs as the reason to be on the memorial?
Fully got me. We're at the point now that there is literally no limit to what he might do next.
JFC
The only reason these keep getting me is how likely they actually are. I miss the good old days when these were funny.
Satire is... too close to reality these days
Fuuuuck this reality.
Fucking almost had me.
I had to look it up because believe it or not I would not put it past him to do something like adding his name to the Vietnam memorial. He has shown in the past he does not respect our military heroes who gave their lives for this country.
My eyes bugged out for a sec
Almost fell for it.
Remember, the only thing stopping him is his āown morality.ā Itās his world and weāre all just renting space in it.
I believed it until I clicked the link and saw the site.
I genuinely couldnāt tell if this was real and not for a split second
Someone will probably show him this, and he will say "that's a great idea, I'm glad i did that" then make it the Trump Vietnam Memorial
His own personal viet nam was "avoiding STDs while dating during the 70s and 80s". This addition to the monument in some small way thanks him for his lifelong service
Itās sad that I wasnāt even questioning the validity of this š
oooo.... I was so hot - this could have been real...lol
I'm afraid you may be giving him more ideas.
This is definitely not out of the realm of possibilities of things that can happen.
Jesus.
Fortunately this is satire. He isn't willing to risk doing what is needed to earn a spot on such a memorial.
I thought this HAS to be the Onion until I looked up & saw the Duffle Bag. šš
Honestly wouldn't surprise me
Please, donāt give this ass any ideas.
Damn they got me
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I agree, this sub should ban youĀ
I do toā¦
And no they donāt have to thank for my service, when they do.
Itās duffleblog.
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What are you going on about?
Pretty sure this sub isnāt partisan but you clearly forget that Trump and MAGA are beyond traditional conservatives (although I still donāt agree with them)
Trump and MAGA are an actual cult, so yeah even on here we say Fuck you to both.
I can respect the position of President but not the person, problem is Trump himself isnāt respecting the position by several miles.
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Iām honestly trying to follow your comment, but the way it jumps from Greenland to A-10s to mod dashboards feels like reading someoneās stream of consciousness mid-stroke.
If you have an actual point buried in there, go ahead and dig it out.
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I get what you are saying, I would try another post on the sub to go about your conversations because this post here was a joke. Trump didnāt put his name on the memorial but itās now out of the realm of possibility.
Forgot to sayā¦ itās not just my post they swiped this morning.
Perfect lovely post by a Civilian asking how the Military feels about everything going on.
Once again post heated up, especially my comments, and they spiked her post. We were talking about, will civilians side eye the Military they way they do ICE, with Trump spouting Martial Law at every turn.
Once I added the reply that only 5% of Military (according to YouGov poll two days ago), way less than Civilian pop (16%) support whatever the hell is going on in South and Central Americaā¦
13 seconds later HER post was gone.
Military/Vets peopling this sub need to demand more from it.
If all this sub is here for, is how much starch to put in fatigues, it seems pretty pointless to me.
lmao.
I knowā¦ Mods are deleting my comments faster than I can post them.
Like Iāve said. Go to my dashboard and see the deleted comments. I aināt violating shit.
The fact that I had to Google this in hopes that it was satire is just astonishing.