Who’s the greatest Michael out of these four?
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  • 18 points PetyrDayne

    Such an odd mix

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    5 points Candid-Culture3956

    Just wait until Tyson shows up

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  • 20 points peachpumpkinplum

    Michael Scott

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    7 points fuzzycaterpillar123

    That’s not Michael Scarn with the gun?

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    1 points EcstaticNet3137

    Threat Level: Midnight

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    1 points MisterDecember

    Michael De Santa

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    1 points fuzzycaterpillar123

    It’s a joke bro

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    3 points Ugo777777

    Prison Mike topped him.

    Only to be topped by Date Mike.

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    1 points CoercionTictacs

    Nice to meet me!

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    2 points Capable-Problem8460

    Regional Manager for Dunder Mifflin's Scranton, Pennsylvania branch! The most profitable branch !!

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    1 points lwp775

    Have to give credit to the sales team.

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    1 points mbhammer

    "'Michael Scott' - peachpumpkinplum" - mbhammer

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    1 points Consistent_Low2080

    Michael. Loved it when she said that

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    1 points holynightstand

    May you fight with the strength of many men

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    1 points SpermicidalManiac666
    • Wayne Gretzky
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    1 points Fashizl69

    Great Scott!

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    1 points Mattyboy33

    Uhh yeah thee one and only Michael

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  • 6 points funnybrunny

    Michael Jackson and it’s not even close.

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    3 points klbishop143

    Everyone in the world knows Michael Jackson. People lost their fucking shit over Michael Jackson.

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    2 points funnybrunny

    seriously, people continue to underestimate his popularity. That level of stardom will NEVER be reached again. truly a one in an infinity type celebrity.

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    3 points SpermicidalManiac666

    My gf tried to argue that Beyoncé or Swift were equally if not more popular than MJ and then she looked up some stats and changed her tune.

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    1 points RJMacReady2112

    Michael was a smart MF too. Him and Prince had the business in check.

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    1 points TunaHarpoona

    He was the most famous person in the world before the internet. I’ll admit that Jackson was NOT by far the best in his field the way Jordan was. But not everyone likes basketball, pop music is universal and he still is the king. Jackson wins but it’s not a blowout.

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    1 points here-for-information

    Everyone in the world also knows the Jumpman silhouette.

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    2 points klbishop143

    Jordan can leave the house by himself

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    1 points NopeNotConor

    Michael Jordan MADE Nike. They’d still be about as popular as Saucony if it weren’t for Jordan.

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    1 points Hot_Pea9820

    Pretty much, they dont call the rest of them the king of anything.

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    1 points JimiMcHendrixson

    Dude they literally called Michael Jordan God…. And Black Jesus…

    You think King of anything is higher praise than being called God by your peers?

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    1 points shaggy_nomad

    Who called Jordan God? I've never heard that one, also never heard Black Jesus before. I googled "Black Jesus Basketball" and Earl Monroe comes up, the entire first page is about him and not one thing on Michael Jordan. Google King of Pop and only MJ pops up.

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    1 points JimiMcHendrixson

    how Jordan earned the nickname Black Jesus

    Larry Bird saying that’s just God disguised as Michael Jordan

    And I’m assuming you don’t know anything about basketball if this is news so in musical terms: Larry Bird (top 5-10 all time) saying that is the equivalent of if Prince called another musician God. Insane praise, really can’t be understated

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    1 points shaggy_nomad

    Point still stands, the only name I see come up in relation to Black Jesus is Earl Monroe so one dude or one article calling Jordan Black Jesus doesn't mean that was a widely known nickname. In comparison to MJ being the King of Pop, there's a bit of a difference there.

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    1 points JimiMcHendrixson

    10 nba legends confessing Michael Jordan was a God

    It’s ok that you don’t know anything about basketball but when Larry Bird, Shaquille O’Neil, and all your competition compares you to GOD that’s absolutely another level from king… If Michael Jackson was on Jordan’s level guys like Prince who he had beef with would still say he’s the best.

    Jordan was undeniable. That’s why they called him God. King didn’t do him justice. He was better than that

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    1 points shaggy_nomad

    Bro, my point is that not even all casual fans are aware of the nickname while people who aren't even fans of MJ know he's the king of pop. It's not as prominent as you're trying to make it seem.

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    1 points JimiMcHendrixson

    You asked who called him these nicknames. I showed you many examples…

    The point I made was a response to someone saying they only called one of these guys King as if that means anything… I said they literally called MJ God…

    You’re arguing something completely different… More people know Jackson as king of pop. But the praise from literal Hall of Famers all calling this man GOD is a completely different level of respect... It doesn’t matter if you know it or not. He’s simply more highly regarded in his field. That’s my point.

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    1 points shaggy_nomad

    Lmao alright dude.

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  • 4 points QUESO_DEVILLE

    Mike Meyers

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    2 points Wherehaveiseenthisbe

    Yeah baby! YEAH!

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    2 points MySon12THR33

    Oh, behave! 🤓

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    1 points _theMAUCHO_

    LMAO! Instantly heard it with his voice 🤣

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    1 points 3BallJosh

    He slays

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  • 7 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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  • 2 points thethunder92

    Aheeeheeeee

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  • 1 points alkrawn

    Michael De Santa, duh

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    2 points aldis-gizbe-depender

    Only person in this list that can rob an establishment, get shot, eat snacks to live and have all necessary firepower in his back pocket... He definitely tops the list IMO

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  • 1 points ShmandlerTing

    Michael Pippen

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  • 1 points ThePLARASociety

    Threat Level Midnight.

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  • 1 points jewish_cartman

    Jordan

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  • 1 points No-Calligrapher-4449

    Tyson

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    1 points CriptopherWalken559

    No Tyson is blasphemous

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    1 points No-Calligrapher-4449

    Hail Satan Buddy

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    1 points CriptopherWalken559

    I meant having no Tyson is a blasphemous act. He’s easily my favorite choice.

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    1 points Bloody_Hangnail

    He’s not even the best heavyweight of his era.

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    1 points Ugo777777

    Michael Tyson doesn't have the same ring to it.

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    1 points No-Calligrapher-4449

    That's fair, I'm just a fan of Mike Tyson mysteries

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    1 points Ugo777777

    Also fair 🥊

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  • 1 points freshbananabeard

    Michael Angelo

    /s

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  • 1 points Yagami-Is-Kira

    Weird blunt rotation for sure

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    1 points Ugo777777

    Michael Richard Jordan, is that true?

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  • 1 points ImNotYou1971

    Where Michael Scarn?

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  • 1 points Sideways_Austen

    Not far left. I believe Robson and Safechuck.

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  • 1 points Rebel_DMD

    Jackson, Jordan, Tyson, Game 6! 🎵

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  • 1 points penutbuter

    Michael Weston

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    1 points Important-Support-83

    Was looking for this

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  • 1 points FHAT_BRANDHO

    For sheer impact on history, MJ no question. People my age and younger cant really understand that he was the last like truly mega celebrity before cultural niches replaced a general mainstream. He was a household name on a global scale

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  • 1 points Deepy99

    Gotta be his Airness Michael Jordan

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  • 1 points Pop_Joe

    Where’s Mike Tyson?

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  • 1 points Amazing_Support_6286

    MJ

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  • 1 points Certain-Strawberry-5

    Jackson. He his an alien transformer werewolf

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  • 1 points Right_Wolverine_3992

    I’ll settle this…

    Michael Myers used to hoop, and was good…inspired Jordan…

    Jordan inspired Scarn when he came back wearing the 4-5…

    Scarn inspired the world…which Michael Jackson sang about…

    Therefore…Michael Myers>All…

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  • 1 points Plus_Worldliness_431

    Wozawski

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  • 1 points holynightstand

    23 for sports is probably a lock

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  • 1 points Gusano13

    Scott

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  • 1 points stoned_seahorse

    Jackson

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  • 1 points Latter_Fan6225

    Jordan

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  • 1 points redundantjam17

    Michael Afton

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  • 1 points MysteriousTank6825

    Left out Michael McDonald and Michael B Jordan

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  • 1 points Opposite-Invite-3543

    Tyson should be over the guy from GTA

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  • 1 points maliciouscom

    He wrote thrilla

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  • 1 points The_0cho

    Tyson?

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  • 1 points OTT_4TT

    Michael Jordan. Michael the Archangel would top all of the ones in the pic though.

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    1 points From-the-Aqua

    Nah mj is black Jesus

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  • 1 points viomon2

    Is the guy with the gun Michael Scarn? If so, it’s that guy.

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  • 1 points Leofwulf

    Michael Jackson the eternal king of pop

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  • 1 points Temulo

    Michal J Fox

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  • 1 points captain5260

    MJ HIM and HEHE

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  • 1 points EnjayDutoit

    De Santa.

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  • 1 points BaldEagleNor

    Michael Caine

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  • 1 points goldendreamseeker

    I’m a music guy, so I gotta go with Jackson, though I recognize that he was a flawed individual.

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  • 1 points DarkArmyLieutenant

    Let me know when Myers, Jackson, or De Santa drop 38/7/5/3 during the playoffs while sick af.

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  • 1 points dannyboy6657

    Michael Myers

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  • 1 points ExcaliburPigeon

    De Santa

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  • 1 points FireJustWorksMan

    The one that's still alive

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  • 1 points vitaesbona1

    Jackson, Jordan. Then whatever you want

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  • 1 points DeepSilver5014

    Phelps

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  • 1 points Capital_Rough7971

    MJ

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  • 1 points kingzaaz

    Michael Jackson is on another level. People would literally go into neurogenic shock just by LOOKING at him lmao

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Pedo, killer, killer, baller.

    Gonna go with the baller even if he did gamble - it wasn’t a crime.

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  • 1 points Not_peer_reviewed

    Tehe!

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  • 1 points NJFunGuy069

    Jordan

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  • 1 points Logistic_Engine

    Myers.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Micheal Corleone

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  • 1 points Klown12

    Jordan

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  • 1 points Nomoretales

    Jackson has the best career stats. But I am going to go with LeBron.

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  • 1 points il_nascosto

    Jackson and Jordan are both GOATs, but Jordan is not a pedo, so…. It’s gotta be Jordan!

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  • 1 points Skepticaldefault

    Ones a creepy monster who belonged in prison ones the goat ones in overrated horror movies and one is a movie producer and a godamn legend.

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  • 1 points Sorry_Seesaw_3851

    Jordan.

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  • 1 points ironchair87

    Jackson, Jordan, Myers, De Santa from this list

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  • 1 points Kdilla77

    Whenever a rapper compares their own greatness to “Michael’s,” I’m like, “Jordan or Jackson?”

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  • 1 points ngunray

    Michelangelo. Cowabunga.

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  • 1 points No_Conversation4517

    Jordan

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  • 1 points jeoyce

    Xmus Jackson flackson waxon

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  • 1 points skornd713

    Myers had the longest career and was a man of action and no words. My vote is his.

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  • 1 points LocksmithGlass717

    Gotta go with Jordan, he’s a billionaire and still alive !!

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  • 1 points NestedForLoops

    Who's the second from the left?

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    I'm not American and I'm not a swimmer but Michael Phelps

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  • 1 points Bendstowardjustice

    Tyson

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  • 1 points ChrisOnMission

    The one who calls his therapist „Pube Head“ after blowing up both him and his Porsche with a rocket launcher.

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  • 1 points BradyBunch12

    Tyson

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  • 1 points No_Bodybuilder7191

    Only one of them has 6 championships

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Michael Jackson

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  • 1 points 123456ixers

    Anyone, Tyson Jordan Jackson action, pack guns, ridiculous

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  • 1 points Intelligent-Quit3128

    You forgot Michael Tyson.

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  • 1 points Otherwise-Copy6706

    Myers

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  • 1 points xECxMystic

    DeSanta is the one I've enjoyed the most from

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  • 1 points coolass45

    Corleone

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  • 1 points From-the-Aqua

    MJ

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  • 1 points NopeNotConor

    Michelangelo

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  • 1 points Agk3los

    Jackson ----> Jordan ----> Myers ---> Whoever that is

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  • 1 points ianb2626

    Mike Tyson

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  • 1 points kingggjermarcus

    Jackson

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  • 1 points goodness-gracious-me

    There’s a pedo, someone I don’t recognize, a monster, and arguably one of the greatest basketball players of all time. I’ll go with Michael Jordan.

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  • 1 points lologaviria

    Jordan and Jackson

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  • 1 points Northportal

    Keaton

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  • 1 points BoozyWeirdo

    Bellicose

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  • 1 points Hammer_of_Shawn

    Jordan hands down.

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  • 1 points ponchojukebox

    Is this AI?

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  • 1 points flyfeetguy36

    Still Jackson

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  • 1 points Scarlet_Cultist111

    Myers (he was my main in Dead By Daylight before the rework forced me to switch to Oni)

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  • 1 points Typical-Can8187

    My boy Mr desanto.

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  • 1 points GormanOnGore

    Sadly, Michael Jackson.

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  • 1 points whatisireading2

    Jackson clears

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  • 1 points Jealous-Knowledge-56

    I see a thousand faces every day…I’m not sure if I recognize all these guys.

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  • 1 points BillCheddarFBI

    GTA Michael. Dude had billions when he retired.

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  • 1 points Koopsta211

    Whaaaaat. No George Michael

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  • 1 points NickValentine27

    Jackson

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  • 1 points sajerishi_inbituin

    Mike Kulamgot

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  • 1 points Wise-System7221

    Tyson Jackson Jordan

    Pick one

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  • 1 points Chemical-Length-1384

    Jordan

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  • 1 points foxinabathtub

    If we're talking who's the best human being? I would say Jordan. He's an asshole. But that's all he is. He doesn't have a massive list of horrible crimes like the other three.

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  • 1 points sdothooper

    Michael Jordan

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  • 1 points Horror_Lunch5460

    Michelangelo

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  • 1 points Witty-Welcome-4382

    Forgot one. https://www.google.com/imgres?q=michael%20scott&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fd2thvodm3xyo6j.cloudfront.net%2Fmedia%2F2021%2F04%2Fd81733f712331d8a-1200x675.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwhatculture.com%2Ftv%2Fthe-office-10-worst-things-michael-scott-ever-did&docid=QBiukGqa_1F6QM&tbnid=-JcQ16F5khLaKM&vet=12ahUKEwivnt-y5JSQAxVb4ckDHUpcN9UQM3oECD8QAA..i&w=1200&h=675&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwivnt-y5JSQAxVb4ckDHUpcN9UQM3oECD8QAA

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  • 1 points old_brd

    Jackson
    Vorhees
    Jordan
    GTA guy

    in that order

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  • 1 points mmiller17783

    Michael Jackson, this is controversial but MJ's reach was global in a way that few people really are these days. Kids that didn't even know english would sing his songs word for word. I love Jordan and Myers, but credit where credit is due.

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  • 1 points B4d_B1tch_Quinn

    Ranked

    1) Michael Jackson 2) Michael Jordan 3) Michael Myers 4) Michael WHO TF IS THAT??? From let me guess… GTA?

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  • 1 points Winter_Highlight

    Michael scott

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  • 1 points teddybearcommander

    The answer is obviously Michael.

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  • 1 points secretfriends69

    Michael Meyers

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  • 1 points AgentOrangeZest

    Only one is both real and alive

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  • 1 points el-guapo-grande

    Far right

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  • 1 points the_ozarka_water1
    1. jordan
    2. jackson
    3. myers
    4. de santa
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  • 1 points Great-Preparation529

    Michael Myers all day! Michael Jackson is dead. Michael Jordan is a failed baseball player. Michael DeSantis is a bad husband and father.

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  • 1 points Independent-Low133

    Where Tyson at???

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  • 1 points BuilderVisual8012

    No mike myers

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  • 1 points AgreeableLead7

    Jackson

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  • 1 points Adventure-Style

    Jordan and it isn’t even close

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  • 1 points YusufAsays

    Mj obviously with mj coming in second

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  • 1 points SpiralOut_11235

    3

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  • 1 points Miserable-Lawyer-233

    Mike Tyson

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  • 1 points souterngal6912

    Who's the guy with the gun?

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  • 1 points Frankdtannkk

    Shawn Michael

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  • 1 points KWil2020

    MJ

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  • 1 points PresentationMain9180

    Michael Madsen

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  • 1 points Dry_Afternoon5338

    Jordan obviously

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  • 1 points LoadsDroppin

    At killing, diddling, dunking on, or turning into mules?

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  • 1 points Fearless-Fact8528

    Myers

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  • 1 points Alpharocket69

    Jackson was a great music talent but a total creep. I say Michael J Fox

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  • 1 points Over-Improvement6047

    All I see is Jordan

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  • 1 points DaftXman

    Jackson. For sure .

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  • 1 points Flaky-Tour-8733

    Jordan, bro. Come on.

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  • 1 points Throwthisawayagainst

    MJ

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    1 points Kevy-Em

    Which one

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  • 1 points FishSammich80

    “Tyson, Jordan, Jackson, action!”

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  • 1 points No_Detective_But_304

    Jordan

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  • 1 points Puzzleheaded-Feed576

    Michael Jackson

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  • 1 points No_Negotiation_1071

    Jordan

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  • 0 points chiller_vibes

    Two kill people and one is a child predator and abuser so ima go with MJ

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    1 points Desperate-Horror-849

    He killed his dad

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    1 points chiller_vibes

    Let’s not spread blatant lies dude

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    1 points Desperate-Horror-849

    Who’s lying ?

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    1 points Worldly-Base5615

    How can the accuser get caught lying on the phone and yall still call mj a predator lmao

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    1 points chiller_vibes

    The evidence and testimony is overwhelming I won’t even have this back and forth dawg

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    1 points Worldly-Base5615

    The evidence and testimony he didn’t get convicted for?😭😭✌🏾

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