Brickell- Saw a dude shirtless in a closed matress store after hours
  • 31 points Mindless_Frosting707

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    3 points _W9NDER_

    Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger

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    1 points Mindless_Frosting707

    Goddamit Randy, you fell for the free cheeseburgers again!

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    1 points MiaYYZ

    I didn’t know Phil was short for Philadelphia Mr Lahey

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  • 40 points mighty1mouse

    That means the nap was A-1. You know when you have a drool pool on the pillow. Like what year, time and shoe size is this ?

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  • 31 points kportman

    I know someone who slept in a mattress store. It was an expensive mattress and he wanted to try it, they said okay.

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    7 points Quiet_Meaning5874

    Did he end up buying it?

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    14 points kportman

    he did!

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    3 points CaptainObvious110

    Wow

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    1 points HexagonTheDJ

    Overnights?

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    2 points kportman

    Yes.

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  • 22 points allfuckingtaken

    This is little Havana / Calle ocho not Brickell

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    15 points _Cr1ck3t_

    West Brickell… ;)

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    20 points subliminalminded

    Gentrification is a MF

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    6 points Outrageousmeat12

    Keep pretending you're not in little Havana.

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    1 points AppointmentKey5318

    Why is everyone I know from little havana like this 😭😭😭

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    1 points MiaYYZ

    Roads

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    2 points CaptainObvious110

    Lol

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    1 points Desperate_Tea304

    West Brickell dawg

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  • 10 points TonitoBontio

    cost of living is a bitch these days

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  • 8 points turb42o

    jus meth’n around

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  • 5 points mountain_guy77

    Definitely the owner

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  • 5 points ydyttw

    Looking for the freezer.

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    3 points Goabea

    oh, did you hear about the chick who got frozen in a locker down the road from that store?

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    1 points RazgrizNation

    Wait, what?!

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    0 points Goabea

    Yeah! Apparently, a tourist was found in a freezer naked.
    https://nypost.com/2025/12/20/us-news/helen-garay-sanchezs-family-speaks-after-her-body-found-in-dollar-store-freezer/

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    1 points RazgrizNation

    Holy... Yea ok... That is wild.

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  • 3 points Chris_Wilson14

    Channeling my inner Billy Madison. "Only the cool people hang out shirtless in closed mattress stores!!" Lol

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Wear a shirt save humanity.

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  • 1 points fraurodin

    He's waiting for the rest of the slumber party to arrive. Or filming a porno.

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  • 1 points jt32470

    Mattress stores (nationwide) have been for years- suspected of being run by organized crime.

    Sometimes there is one mattress store across the street from another. And you never see anyone in them.

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  • 1 points Goabea

    hahahaha. This was nuts

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  • 1 points chrisacip

    He never wears a shirt to bed

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  • 1 points Extra_Occasion_4561

    Wow 😱

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  • 1 points EffectiveEV1983

    Was he staying the night or something?

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  • -1 points BoringIndependent524

    JD Vance!

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