I was once asked to name all of Bolt Thrower vocalists, then accused of liking Bolt Thrower only because their bassist is a woman.
Sometimes I wonder if that was his idea of flirting idk
Name five songs is already stupid enough as it is but there's a giant chasm in between liking a band and being such a big fan that you remember all their lineup changes, literally what was that guy on???
👏 I always throw Welcome to the Jungle and Pour Some Sugar On Me in there. I use the same list even if someone is asking me to name 3 Obituary albums or whatever
Was wearing a Rust in Peace shirt last week and two different women came up to me and said nice shirt. One was a mom taking her kids for a walk in the park (she gave me the 🤘 too). So that was a wholesome turn of events.
Speaking of last week, I also came across two kids (maybe middle school age) busking with an acoustic guitar. Couldn't hear them because of passing traffic, but when I came closer it turned out they were playing Paranoid. The singer did a great job of the vocals too. Very impressive
Into the Silent Chambers of the Sapphirean Throne (Sagas from the Antediluvian Scrolls)
To Dethrone the Witch-Queen of Mytos K'unn (The Legend of the Battle of Blackhelm Vale)
The Dark Liege of Chaos Is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire: Part II)
And Lo, When the Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown
In the Raven-Haunted Forests of Darkenhold, Where Shadows Reign and the Hues of Sunlight Never Dance
Damn. Well I know I ain't joining that Subreddit just cuz I listen to music where I learn about history more than from a textbook, man I wanna do a crusade.
Damn. Well I know I ain't joining that Subreddit just cuz I listen to music where I learn about history more than from a textbook, man I wanna do a crusade.
Damn. Well I know I ain't joining that Subreddit just cuz I listen to music where I learn about history more than from a textbook, man I wanna do a crusade.
I was wearing a Nirvana shirt and got asked to name 5 songs by my brothers friend, Im bi and only had girlfriends up until that point so I named 5 women and he looked confused till I told him they were the last 5 people I f*cked to Nirvana songs 🤣
To be honest, I hated doing the name five songs thing. I was forced to not long ago because this idiot elitist insult my pride as a metalhead and called me a poser.
Guy literally thinks Opeth and metalcore is the most superior shit on the planet. To me, if you hear anything that's metal, you are a metalhead. Nothing more nothing less.
I will only do the five songs thing if someone straight up disrespects me and calls me a poser. Otherwise, I wouldn't even do the five songs thing had they showed me respect.
One time I met this guy on a dating app that liked metal. There was like this community feed and I commented on a post about metal. He told me to match with him because he was just so excited to talk to someone else who listens to metal. I agreed and said I'm not going to date him. I am adding him because he asked. He was okay with that.
I don't consider myself a metalhead but I listen to some stuff sometimes. We end up talking about bands then after he makes sure I don't listen to Numetal, he goes on to say how it's not real metal. This long rant. I think he thought he was cooking. He said he only listens to metal etc. Yeah.
I ended up saying he made me uncomfortable and then he made it clear that he should get laid because of his music taste. It never mattered that I said I would not date him because he was like 6 years older. His music taste was what was really going to change my mind.🤮 Man in his mid 30's btw.
A friend of mine is a middle school teacher. He claims he did the 3 questions thing to a girl in a Nirvana shirt and she looked deadpan at him and said “Rape Me.”
Whether or not that actually happened, I don’t know, but it makes for a good story.
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Edit: I (19F at the time) got thrown out of a Parkway Drive show for starting a fight and after a Chelsea Grin show had grown-ass men more than twice my size pointing me out because I mosh so hard saying "That B* is crazy" and stuff. I've only evolved...
Jake Paul had a better shot than them actually being able to do it. Not that i care, but it's funny how much it bothers them. It happens to guys to but we don't bitch about
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I was once asked to name all of Bolt Thrower vocalists, then accused of liking Bolt Thrower only because their bassist is a woman. Sometimes I wonder if that was his idea of flirting idk
TIL Bolt Thrower's bassist is a woman
She got that good hair, too
And one of the first in death metal since she joined the band in ‘87
Name five songs is already stupid enough as it is but there's a giant chasm in between liking a band and being such a big fan that you remember all their lineup changes, literally what was that guy on???
Nobody is allowed to enjoy something unless they know EVERYTHING ABOUT IT.
/s
Exactly!
There are many bands i have been listening to for years and i wouldn’t even be able to name their current members😂
Sadly, it probably was.
Dude was definitely leaning into the vintage 2010 bad dating advice and trying to “neg” you
fellas it feels like some of you didn't even like women
Baby Shark
Old McDonald Had a Farm
Row Row Row Your Boat
Happy Birthday
Raining Blood
You never specified which songs had to be named 🤷♀️
Misogynistic metal elitists in shambles rn
Arent they always?
👏 I always throw Welcome to the Jungle and Pour Some Sugar On Me in there. I use the same list even if someone is asking me to name 3 Obituary albums or whatever
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Turn that gatekeeping shit around. Ask them to name 5 girls they know.
Name five women who feel safe around you
Love it that this pic became a meme
I love metal and I'm a girl
I love girl and I'm a metal.
I girl metal and I'm a love.
I am Iron Maaaaaaan
I'm love and a girl I metal
Girl I'm metal a love I and
NAME FIVE SONGS
uuh…uuuh…smells like teen spirit
Found God in a Tomato
That's easy man. The Unforgiven part 1, all the way up to part 5.
Same here.
Was wearing a Rust in Peace shirt last week and two different women came up to me and said nice shirt. One was a mom taking her kids for a walk in the park (she gave me the 🤘 too). So that was a wholesome turn of events.
Speaking of last week, I also came across two kids (maybe middle school age) busking with an acoustic guitar. Couldn't hear them because of passing traffic, but when I came closer it turned out they were playing Paranoid. The singer did a great job of the vocals too. Very impressive
Poser!
Christ. Name five songs. I must be getting old. It used to be only three songs.
Even the gatekeepers have been affected by inflation
To ignore the topic completely, I love how during the fight the ref told Jake to knock his bullshit off and then he got fucked up quickly after 😂
My niece told me that her female friend, who was wearing a bandshirt at school, got asked, "Name three songs!" by a boy.
The friend said, "Name three people that like you."
Y'all...I don't worry about the next generation of girls...😂🤘
yo call an ambulance there was a homocide 😭.
Completely vaporised that guy, god damn😭
"Wah!! Girls have cooties!" 🤡
They do and it's gross!
Hey don't say that first word again. Kirk Hammett could be nearby.
Easy
Into the Silent Chambers of the Sapphirean Throne (Sagas from the Antediluvian Scrolls)
To Dethrone the Witch-Queen of Mytos K'unn (The Legend of the Battle of Blackhelm Vale)
The Dark Liege of Chaos Is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire: Part II)
And Lo, When the Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown
In the Raven-Haunted Forests of Darkenhold, Where Shadows Reign and the Hues of Sunlight Never Dance
Nice try, but I know those are chapter titles from Lord of the Rings.
Statistically speaking, that means they are also the names of metal songs.
You raise a very valid point. I concur.
But what if who ever asks, only consider the first two Black Sabbath albums true metal, and I start out with metallica song non 1980’s period?
Umm umm, Cherry Pie,Talk Dirty To Me, Livin' on a Prayer, Pour Some Sugar On Me and and and, is Limp Bizkit metal?
Well i am not female but everytime some asshole asked me such a thing i just gave em some bullshit
And if those dudes tell me they dont know this songs i called em out as posers if they dont even know the songs of the first Demo tape from band "xy"
Sa-ba-ton
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Is it like Bloody Mary???
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elitist gatekeeps metal, especially if it's a girl, what's new?
For me it kinda is, to be honest. I've never seen this "name x songs" in real life, I always assumed it's more of a weird joke or sth.
I'm glad for you that you've never had to experience it. It's really unpleasant.
Yeah, it sounds really annoying.
I was wearing a Nirvana shirt and got asked to name 5 songs by my brothers friend, Im bi and only had girlfriends up until that point so I named 5 women and he looked confused till I told him they were the last 5 people I f*cked to Nirvana songs 🤣
Ohhh nice :D
Real honestly
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To be honest, I hated doing the name five songs thing. I was forced to not long ago because this idiot elitist insult my pride as a metalhead and called me a poser.
Guy literally thinks Opeth and metalcore is the most superior shit on the planet. To me, if you hear anything that's metal, you are a metalhead. Nothing more nothing less.
I will only do the five songs thing if someone straight up disrespects me and calls me a poser. Otherwise, I wouldn't even do the five songs thing had they showed me respect.
Anyways, awesome meme 😭😂🤣🤘
One time I met this guy on a dating app that liked metal. There was like this community feed and I commented on a post about metal. He told me to match with him because he was just so excited to talk to someone else who listens to metal. I agreed and said I'm not going to date him. I am adding him because he asked. He was okay with that.
I don't consider myself a metalhead but I listen to some stuff sometimes. We end up talking about bands then after he makes sure I don't listen to Numetal, he goes on to say how it's not real metal. This long rant. I think he thought he was cooking. He said he only listens to metal etc. Yeah.
I ended up saying he made me uncomfortable and then he made it clear that he should get laid because of his music taste. It never mattered that I said I would not date him because he was like 6 years older. His music taste was what was really going to change my mind.🤮 Man in his mid 30's btw.
So far the other commenters seem to have missed the point of this meme/joke. One upvote from me, OP.
Yeah, it's seemed to fly over a few people's heads 😂
This new meme format 🤌🤌🤌
Wasn’t it three songs?
Inflation isn’t just economic
HALLOWED BE THY NAME ONE TO THE HELLFIRE CHOKEHOLD STILL THE STILLBORN
leave me alone creep
A friend of mine is a middle school teacher. He claims he did the 3 questions thing to a girl in a Nirvana shirt and she looked deadpan at him and said “Rape Me.”
Whether or not that actually happened, I don’t know, but it makes for a good story.
Tbh if it actually happened that's kinda cringe on your friend's part unless it was a joke
Yeah, I’ve told him a dozen times to stop doing the gatekeeping bullshit. He always says “No! They’re appropriating my culture!”
Now, instead of asking three songs, he sings a line of one of the popular song and then points the “mic” at the kid and let the finish the line.
He doesn’t get it.
It's even more embarassing that this is a grown ass man doing it to kids who have likely just discovered the genre 😭.
septicflesh - Prometheus / Wretched - VI: Exodus of Autonomy / Periphery - Icarus Lives! / Archspire - Human Murmuration / Son of Aurelius - Facing the Gorgon
Edit: I (19F at the time) got thrown out of a Parkway Drive show for starting a fight and after a Chelsea Grin show had grown-ass men more than twice my size pointing me out because I mosh so hard saying "That B* is crazy" and stuff. I've only evolved...
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No, it specifically happens to women like 5X more than men
Oh, absolutely, that's why I'm so annoyed. I guess I misread the point of the post.
:'( pointlesslygendered 😢
Jake Paul had a better shot than them actually being able to do it. Not that i care, but it's funny how much it bothers them. It happens to guys to but we don't bitch about