At least your dating style isn't Tudor-inspired, which I assume would mean executing them and starting a new national religion so the pope can't tell you not to.
Though it feels totally out of place with the rest of the interior, I was disappointed they didn't fully commit to semi castle-like interior architecture.
Just noticed the sub name... wow that makes more sense 😂
Because the most essential part of Tudor architecture is in the mass scene of the building and then secondly the materials chosen to clad the walls and cover the roof
This building fails miserably at all three. The architect needs an ex-lax so he can purge his love of random sized and stacked/placed gables and random shapes boxes tied together in no particular order. None of this mess is pleasing to look at just as profile and shape. The stuff on the walls is crap and the asphalt on the roof double crap. We won't even go into the details of the trim
If you want to build a Renaissance revival house, Jesus Christ just copy one at least a facade and then you can stick whatever you want inside it in whatever order you wish. And if you don't have a lot of money for fancy stone work or carving, then you can simplify it all but still keep the massing and the arrangement correct and spend all the money on a good roof.
But this is typical. Since world war II and architectural schools shifted as what they taught and language of historicism was considered anathema, the ability to compose in that language has been lost. So architects just go out and wing it now with their software and just stick it all together as if they getting paid by the amount of rafter cuts on the house that they produce maybe they are?
And they always seem to have too much ego to understand what they don't know, and think they have an eye which they don't and instead sensibly go and copy an existing goodbuilding from the 1920s and distill from that what they need in proportion. But no no always reinventing the wheel, miserably
Ehhhhh…had I the money, I could see possibilities with this. Of course I would be immediately re-doing some of the weird stuff, but overall I’ve seen worse. It’s surprising what some different paint can do.
The sixth photo makes me want a house with a courtyard inside like a mock street, surrounded by mini houses built into the main house with balconies and windows. The kitchen would be a mock restaurant. Like your own little village
There’s pretty much nothing Tudor about this. Only the faux-Tudor façade.
Tooter inspired
Is that a urinal?
Yes
New style unlocked: "sparse Tudor"
Tudor Minimalism
Katharine Kardashian of Aragon
I LOVE a well-placed dresser at the top of a staircase.
Why the impulse to paint the interior white in the first several pictures... There is character in other tones.
"Just put some columns up next to the driveway. They can put up their own gate and fencing"
You had me at quickly, sparsely and cheaply. Kinda like my dating style.
At least your dating style isn't Tudor-inspired, which I assume would mean executing them and starting a new national religion so the pope can't tell you not to.
Balcony leading to living room is the dumbest thing I’ve seen this month.
I think it's whimsical!
Though it feels totally out of place with the rest of the interior, I was disappointed they didn't fully commit to semi castle-like interior architecture.
Just noticed the sub name... wow that makes more sense 😂
It feels very Romeo and Juliet stage set to me lol
It looks like Fourdoor architecture.
The unpaved driveway is nice touch, no doubt the buyers in that market price range will find it charming and not a complete and utter deal breaker.
I like that they gave the printer some light there by the window instead of stuffing it away
Tudor adjacent
yucko -- like a big vanilla pudding full of synthetic flavoring
Pic 9 looks like a screenshot from the Sims 2
Because the most essential part of Tudor architecture is in the mass scene of the building and then secondly the materials chosen to clad the walls and cover the roof
This building fails miserably at all three. The architect needs an ex-lax so he can purge his love of random sized and stacked/placed gables and random shapes boxes tied together in no particular order. None of this mess is pleasing to look at just as profile and shape. The stuff on the walls is crap and the asphalt on the roof double crap. We won't even go into the details of the trim
If you want to build a Renaissance revival house, Jesus Christ just copy one at least a facade and then you can stick whatever you want inside it in whatever order you wish. And if you don't have a lot of money for fancy stone work or carving, then you can simplify it all but still keep the massing and the arrangement correct and spend all the money on a good roof.
But this is typical. Since world war II and architectural schools shifted as what they taught and language of historicism was considered anathema, the ability to compose in that language has been lost. So architects just go out and wing it now with their software and just stick it all together as if they getting paid by the amount of rafter cuts on the house that they produce maybe they are?
And they always seem to have too much ego to understand what they don't know, and think they have an eye which they don't and instead sensibly go and copy an existing goodbuilding from the 1920s and distill from that what they need in proportion. But no no always reinventing the wheel, miserably
Do they have baseboards in a Tudor home? Tear them out!
That foyer is horrible!
"Sparsely" and yet still too busy.
Why are all the downstairs baseboards missing...?
The exterior gets a C for “come ON!”, and the interior gets an F for “Fuuuuugly as F*****ccckkkk!”
Did the star protect your delicate sensibilities?
"HARRY!! It gots a porter coochey, a beeday and all kindsa stuff I can't remembah. We'll be fartin through silk, I tell ya!"
Builder grade everything
That green in the... sunken living room? is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
OP failed to provide a link and then noped out. Anyone know where this monstrosity is located ?
Sorry, Toronto suburbs.
That facade would fit in at disney.
Disney would be embarrassed if that facade showed up at any of their theme parks.
Ran low on money for interior…
I've seen much worse
I really love Tudor Revival, so this one just makes me sad.
Ehhhhh…had I the money, I could see possibilities with this. Of course I would be immediately re-doing some of the weird stuff, but overall I’ve seen worse. It’s surprising what some different paint can do.
The worst part of this is the manicured lawn devoid of any native plants. Makes this look like a mcmansion in Texas.
I'd rather have the trees closer with little to no grass.
The sixth photo makes me want a house with a courtyard inside like a mock street, surrounded by mini houses built into the main house with balconies and windows. The kitchen would be a mock restaurant. Like your own little village
With real brick walls and vines growing inside
Everything is hideous vanilla basic McBuilder whatever but the bathroom mirrors not being centered on the sinks is just insanity to me.
That 5th picture is the perfect spot for a christmas tree ngl